Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

As I've mentioned a while back, I plan on replacing some of my userpics with more legible versions. (even though I've procrastinated that for probably at least a year now...)

Since I knew that doing that will cause me to lose track of what order I added my userpics, I kept a list of my userpics in my profile in order added - but I'm starting to run out of room on my profile now, so I moved it here and reformatted it into a table that hopefully looks better than the old layout.

Note that this excludes the following:
- Old versions of these userpics
- Alternate versions of some of these that I made to protest SOPA/PIPA/ACTA/etc. a few years ago

( Here they are! )

Once I turn in the final copy of my analytical paper and peer review any papers that still haven't been reviewed by 8 PM, I'll have made it through the English class without going insane!

I spent so much time working on this paper and analyzing articles that Rachel Hajar and Geoff Watts (the authors of the first two articles I used for it) have, unlike any other authors of articles I've cited in papers so far, gotten appearances and mentions in a few of my dreams:

( Cut for length but some of them are pretty funny )

And now for something completely different. Funny conversation pathvain_aelien and I had about a week ago:

PATHVAIN_AELIEN: That's because our table is lacking in fruit and vegetable matter and pretty much anything besides pizza matter.
ME: At least it's lacking in dark matter.
PATHVAIN_AELIEN: I want some dark matter!
ME: Might be kinda dangerous, though.
PATHVAIN_AELIEN: Well, so is not getting a proper diet with fruits and vegetables!

This repost button is also lacking in dark matter

You might be a Matt1993 if you have a frozen pizza for lunch, then take a shower, then by the time you're done with your shower, you've forgotten all about the frozen pizza and have a pizza Lunchable for lunch.

Repost! Repost!

I finally won an X-Files Bingo round with pathvain_aelien! Yay!!!

( Meme yoinked from sarea_okelani )

( Quizzes )

( First Garfield Randomizer comics in over a year )

Post this entry into your journal! (well, it'd be weird to repost all of it, but you could repost some of it)

I had such a bad and tiring day that I had a whole post complaining about it and accidentally posted it in goodbandnames! Good thing I deleted it. No wonder the only tag that would automatically be suggested while I typed was "author cancelled". Who used that tag in that community though? Maybe I'm so tired that I can't even remember what tag(s) were being suggested...

*checks "Post to" field*

Matt1993? Good.

Anyways, to recap:

Today-
Homework: some anatomy, some math, reviewed for HAS quiz that I can't take yet

Tomorrow-
Homework: outline (has to be done entirely tomorrow), HAS essay and graphic

Day after-
Junior ring ceremony and going to Incredible Pizza, so I can't really work on anything

Thursday through Sunday (assuming no apocalypse) - HAS essay and graphic

I get the feeling it's not just a coincidence that the research paper outline is due on my dream's second apocalypse prediction.

Accidentally post to a community

http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/09/11/blogging-the-scarlet-letter-index-page/

This guy on SparkLife hates The Scarlet Letter so much that he's writing hilarious summaries of it. Don't get me wrong, I actually like the book somewhat, but these summaries are still hilarious.

Top ten lines so far:

10) "The Governor, Reverend Dimmesdale, Reverend Wilson and creepy husband Chillingworth enter the room and immediately begin talking about Pearl, calling her 'a little bird' and a demon child. Tweet tweet! ROAR!"

9) "The charming man tells [Hester] that he's not interested in her soul; he's going to find out who her baby's father is and get his revenge that way. Then he kills a puppy just so we're absolutely certain that he's a bad guy."

8) "I said I wanted mushrooms! This is pepperoni! I didn’t realize Beelzebub worked in this pizzeria!"

7) "Granted, it's probably the most action-packed description of a door in literary history, but still, that's all that happens."

6) "Pearl calls her mother over to look at the giant suit of armor, which would probably be overkill if you were defending yourself from mud attacks."

5) "The most likely answer is that this chapter picks up immediately, but I like to pretend that a few hours have gone by of the townspeople waiting for something to happen as Hester continues being embarrassed and occasionally asking for a chair."

4) "My knowledge of history during this time is a little shaky, but think of all the much cooler jobs [Nathaniel Hawthorne] could've had: blacksmith, statesman, pirate, dinosaur rider."

3) "If I had known that Hester was going to get super powers from this, doesn't [Hawthorne] think [he] should have called the book The Magic Scarlet Letter or The Super Adulterer?"

2) "Then some kid comes over and gives a three-hour lecture as to why he's going to throw a pinecone at Hester's head."

1) "Feeling a strange sensation, [Hawthorne] presses the letter to his chest and suddenly he gains all the powers of the letter A and goes on to fight crime as A-Man! Defender of alphabetizing!"

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On the box for a deep dish pepperoni pizza Lunchable:

"Kraft 2% cheddar & 2% mozzarella"

So what kind(s) of cheese take(s) up the other 96%?

I know things like "2% cheddar" mean something other than the percentage of the cheese that is cheddar (dunno what it does mean, though), but it just sounds funny.

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