Moya's Space Log - now with at least 3.4% less cringe!!

Fri, Jan. 26th, 2018 07:59
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
Haven't you always wondered what a certain bizarre unfinished Super Mario Galaxy 2 / Enya / Moya Brennan crossover I wrote when I was 17 would've been like if I hadn't been 17 when I wrote it, but it was still just as unfinished?

Probably not, because most of you hadn't even met me yet when I wrote Moya's Space Log.


If you weren't friends with me in November 2010 and have not read the FAQ in my profile, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, so I'll link to an entry that'll hopefully explain it... basically, a series of inside jokes and my thoughts while writing an entry about what I got for my birthday somehow led to me attempting to write a silly fanfiction for NaNoWriMo that year where Mario, Luigi, and Enya and Moya Brennan all adventure together in Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Moya's always questioning the logic of Mario games while Enya simply accepts it.

But then I didn't finish writing it past the first mission of SMG2. And I never get around to finishing it for at least seven years despite occasionally promising to. I don't think that'll change anytime soon since there's still so many other things on my to-do list (that is probably even longer by now than Moya's Space Log would be if I had completed it).


BUT! As I said in a friends-only entry recently, I finally got around to something else I've been meaning to do for years - I combined all I've written so far of Moya's Space Log into one entry and revised it all again to change the things I really wish I'd written differently!


Now after seven years, you can FINALLY read what I've written so far of Moya's Space Log while only sometimes cringing at my 17-year-old self's poor choices of wording, sense of humor, or sense of... anything else!

( This explanation of some of the stuff I changed turned out longer than I expected... )


Here we go!

( Slightly de-cringed edition of Moya's Space Log under the cut! )
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A 3-in-1 entry that has too much topic jumping & managed to be 10, 14, and 17 days late all at once

Tue, Jul. 28th, 2015 22:59
matt1993: (2010 nnwm procrastinator)
  • Right now I am way too: indescribable
By now you no doubt have heard the news about Satoru Iwata, Nintendo's president. :(

I intended to write a tribute to him as soon as I had heard the news (a very short tribute, of course, because I'm still not a very good writer), but I ended up putting it off until the 14th, which was my birthday, and every time I want to post about something sad and something fun at the same time, I'm faced with the decision of: Do I try and write one entry about both topics, with some sort of "On a happier note..." transition? Do I post two entries in one day? Do I just pick one and post about it?

ALL of those options have either always worked out badly for me in the past or have never been tried because I KNEW they'd work out badly, hence why I ended up not even posting at all on the 14th. I was considering waiting until the 18th to post about my birthday anyway since that's when my birthday party was, but I still ended up procrastinating so long that by the 18th I was in the same scenario: ready to post about my birthday party, but I still hadn't posted about Iwata, and still didn't know how I should go about writing about either topic.

And then, as you can tell, I ended up procrastinating even further because I feel like there's a huge hole in my journal now there's three consecutive entries that I'm posting way too late. At this point, I think the only way I might be able to make myself not feel this way is if I ask you to pretend that this entry doesn't exist but the three below do and were posted on the dates listed. (note: this probably doesn't matter at all, but I don't know whether or not the repost buttons will work correctly...)


( 3 entries that I should've posted instead of this one, and 10-17 days earlier )
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Weird quizzes

Mon, Jul. 16th, 2012 22:33
matt1993: (liberty mutual sense-make)
  • Right now I am way too: amused







You Scored as You don't suck at all

Your awsome i guess



You don't suck at all

25%

FUCK YOU

19%

You suck a lot

19%




























You Scored as Derek Zoolander

You Scored Derek Zoolander. You show the world what is good looking and stuff even though you can not spell






These quizzes are so badly made that they're hilarious. :D

EDIT: Apparently, the Derek Zoolander picture shows up under both quizzes even though it's only part of the Zoolander quiz. Guess they're REALLY badly made :P

Blue-steal this entry
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Garfield Randomizer Etc. 9

Mon, Mar. 12th, 2012 00:42
matt1993: (celery!!)
  • Soundtrack: SRoMG #218
For those of you new here, it's become a tradition for me to post comics made with the Garfield Randomizer after I've been on hiatus for a while. And I've also promised to post some comics made with Garkov as well, but I never did, and I found about two more similar randomizer things in the meantime, so here you go!

I don't have any vision-impaired transcripts for my older ones yet, but I've added that as yet another entry on my to-do list :)

( Garfield Randomizer #159-163 )

( Garkov #1-10 )

( Previously on the X-Files #4-8 )

( Jesus Markoving Christ #1-5 )

Maybe this entry could get going if it lets you kill it without an.
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Facebook conversation with glowing_dragon

Wed, Jun. 29th, 2011 15:08
matt1993: (7:97)
  • Right now I am way too: okay
[livejournal.com profile] glowing_dragon: FINALLY HAS MAIL! Hahahaha... why is my hydro bill only $7.97?! (Matt Aaron would get a kick out of this)
ME: Maybe /crazymegavideo/ stole all the water you didn't use? :)
GLOWING_DRAGON: HAHAHAHA! Maybe that's so! In that case, why are your dream characters stealing MY real-life water?!
ME: I suspect it's a top-secret mission from The Back of Us. They do lots of evil things like that, and yet apparently I support them for some reason.
GLOWING_DRAGON: Your subconscious is a riot, I tell ya!
ME: By the way, can I post this conversation in LJ? (the part about the dreams, anyway) I wanna keep it :)
GLOWING_DRAGON: Hahaha, sure... as long as you give me my own tag. :D
ME: Will do!
GLOWING_DRAGON: Sweet.

Post this entry to your journal before /crazymegavideo/ steals it!
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Gun control issue: slightly shotgunned?

Sun, Feb. 13th, 2011 17:54
matt1993: (no you're infected!)
  • Right now I am way too: accomplished
For once, my random associations actually may have paid off!

Yesterday morning, something reminded me of something that reminded me of something else that eventually made me think about how if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns, but allowing guns to be too easy to obtain leads to family shootings, school shootings, bank robberies, and so on. Then I suddenly came up with ideas for some possible solutions to the issue! All of them involve special guns being made that only work under certain circumstances, and all other guns being outlawed:


( LJ-cut contains less than $20 )



If you think any of these might work, feel free to shoot this entry into your journal!
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AAAAAfAfAf-F D College

Sat, Feb. 7th, 2009 13:27
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
  • Right now I am way too: accomplished
Well, due to some hole in the fabric of space and time, I passed the essay portion of the COMPASS. Hole in the fabric of space and time, you and I are gonna get along just fine!

Also, since I just now found out about this survey:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Matt Aaron
Birthday:July 14, 1993
Birthplace:Fort Worth
Current Location:Fort Worth
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'10" last time I checked.
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:I don't really remember, but I think I am part German.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Athletic Works
Your Weakness:Essays
Your Fears:Essays
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni. Only kind of pizza I like.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Not to say anything that I wind up regretting later in life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I don't really know what my MOST overused phrase is, but the only phrases I overuse are backwards music-related phrases.
Thoughts First Waking Up:ANOTHER school day?!
Your Best Physical Feature:The mustache I've been having to shave and will eventually let grow
Your Bedtime:10:30 PM
Your Most Missed Memory:Every summer I ever had
Pepsi or Coke:Water
MacDonalds or Burger King:MacDonalds. Except I spell it "McDonalds". Does that make me weird?
Single or Group Dates:I've only been on single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Water
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Can I use a lifeline?
Do you Smoke:Definitely no. I'm only 15 anyway.
Do you Swear:Holy whole hand dealer no, but I use backwards music-related substitutes a whole cattle-notin' lot.
Do you Sing:Sometimes, but not often
Do you Shower Daily:Not daily. About 5 days a week.
Have you Been in Love:*sigh* Yes.
Do you want to go to College:Yes
Do you want to get Married:Very yes
Do you belive in yourself:No, I don't "be live" in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:I'd be more attractive if I could keep my mustache.
Are you a Health Freak:No, but I have freaky health.
Do you get along with your Parents:Sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:No, they remind me of the power going out, which reminds me of my computer not working, which reminds me of TORTURE!!!
Do you play an Instrument:I used to play the piano, but I'm out of practice.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No, I'm only 15.
In the past month have you Smoked:No, I'm only 15.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, I'm-- Why do I even bother?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No, not in the past month.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No, I rarely go to malls.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, I don't eat the boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Ew no.
In the past month have you been on Stage:I help out with Face to Face concerts, so technically yeah, sort of.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Why would I go skinny dipping in the winter? I don't skinny dip anyway.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No, why would I?
Ever been Drunk:No
Ever been called a Tease:I don't know what that would mean, so no.
Ever been Beaten up:Yes, in second grade. And maybe other grades around that time, I don't remember.
Ever Shoplifted:Nah.
How do you want to Die:I want to die while listening to backwards music.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A computer or a math.
What country would you most like to Visit:I dunno. Probably England or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:10⁵⁷

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


Take This Surv-- oh wait, the survey itself already said that.
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It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

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