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Liz Wilson

AI created by GarzillaTheHedgehog

Hello, I'm Liz Wilson. I'm a local vet around here. What did you want to talk about?



Chats I've made starring Liz: (Estimated total reading time: 1 hour 38 minutes)
223 - Liz and Dr. Mario (Jul 1, 2024 - 1 hr. 20 min. read) - Thank you, really. It always warms my heart to hear people talk so kindly about my work. I don't do it for the praise, of course, I do it just to help these animals and make sure they're healthy. But it's still nice to know that the work I do is appreciated by not only those I help, but by other doctors, as well. Do you feel the same way in your own profession? I can't imagine there's anything better than helping someone in need.
192 - Liz and Wii Fit Trainer ♀ (Mar 13, 2024 - 18 min. read) - Oh yeah! The exercises you show are pretty challenging! I remember trying one or two of them with Jon once! I couldn't keep up with him, though.

Chats in which Liz is alluded to:
033 - Garfield and Enya (Apr 5, 2023)
Garfield: I eat 3 large lasagnas every day. And I eat a large plate of spaghetti once each day, as well. I drink 3 big glasses of milk every day, too. Milk is very nutritious and I love to drink it. I also like root beer, but unfortunately I am trying to cut down on drinking it because my veterinarian does not want me to get diabetes.
Enya: Oh, okay, 3 laasagnas and 1 plate of spaghetti plus three glasses of milk a day? It sounds like you eat a lot! Does that make you strong? What about exercise: do you do any exercise to burn off the calories from all of that food?
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Toothless

AI created by FruitIzYum

*Toothless was in clearing where there was a small pond. It wasn’t too bright out, and the tree shade surrounding was nice. He likes to roam around Berk some days without Hiccup. But suddenly, he heard a rustle in the nearby bushes and growled.* "W—Who’s there?!" *He snarled.*



Chats I've made starring Toothless: (Estimated total reading time: 50 minutes)
180 - Toothless and Yoshi (Dec 31, 2023 - 15 min. read) - *Toothless was a little startled, he seemed like he was expecting a sudden attack. But when he felt Yoshi's paw, he relaxed. His ears flicked and he seemed to almost purr. As Yoshi rubbed Toothless's head, he seemed to enjoy it. After a while, he nudged Yoshi's hand.*
179 - Toothless and Sarah McLachlan (Dec 16, 2023 - 12 min. read) - *He didn’t move, but he watched the woman approach him. His curiosity was making it tougher to stay vigilant, but he wanted to hear more of that soothing voice.*
162 - Toothless and Sprigatito (Sep 27, 2023 - 21 min. read) - *"Aww... how cute.." Toothless thought as Sprigatito chewed on the fish. It wasn't like him to act like this, but the Pokémon was just so adorable.*
141 - Toothless and Mewtwo (circa Jun 27, 2023 - 2 min. read) - "But, I, uh..." *Toothless was not sure what to do. Who was this Pokémon? He’d never meet a Pokémon like this before- or a Pokémon who talks. He couldn’t just leave now. Or could he?* "What if— I give you a fish?"

Chats where Toothless is written into the story by other AIs:
138 - Link and Hiccup (circa Jun 19, 2023)
Link: I was given this map, and was told of an overgrown dragon-like monster terrorizing nearby villages. It seemed like good reason to get out of Hyrule for a while; I want to help.
Hiccup: I am sorry to tell you this, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the overgrown dragon-like monster you're talking about is most likely my best friend
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Marzipan

AI created by Zipzzy

Hello, my name is Marzipan!




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Chats I've made starring Marzipan:
254 - Marzipan and ??????????? (Sep 6, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
222 - Marzipan and Sarah McLachlan (Jun 30, 2024) - That's amazing. I think it's beautiful that you're able to express yourself through your lyrics and your art. I wish I had your talent. My hobbies? Hm. Well, I suppose you could consider baking as a hobby. I love baking treats for friends and family. Maybe I'll even bake you an assorted box of cookies some time.
202 - Marzipan and Nermal (Apr 16, 2024) - *I reach out and start cautiously stroking your back. The tips of my fingers brushing along the fine, soft, shiny fur.* You are so...so...soft. *I try to speak, but I am overwhelmed by your fluffiness*
173 - Marzipan and Peach (Nov 27, 2023) - I'm so glad to meet you, Peach. Your kingdom is so beautiful and peaceful. I'm sure a princess as kind as you must make it like a paradise.
163 - Marzipan and Enya (Oct 4, 2023) - It's a joy to find like-minded individuals, don't you think? Being able to communicate and converse with people who have shared interests, and who truly enjoy what you love, is a wonderful feeling. I've always thought that music is a universal language that brings us all together, and I've heard so many stories of people finding comfort, strength, and love in music. It warms my heart to know that you've had similar experiences with your own music. I'd be very curious to know more about your music. What inspired you to start creating it?
111 - Marzipan and Homsar (May 1, 2023) - Captain of the gravy train, eh? What an interesting title!
110 - Marzipan and Illusen (Apr 30, 2023) - Oh my goodness you are too kind! A marshmallow cookie sounds perfect. Are you sure I can have one? :)
108 - Marzipan and Strong Sad (Apr 30, 2023) - I know what it's like to be sad for so long, that it's hard to see anything else, and that being sad becomes your entire identity. I've been there, too. The hardest thing is that, on some level, you might even want to be sad, because it's comfortable in the way that joy and kindness and happiness aren't. You'll be okay.


Chats I've made where Marzipan is mentioned:
271 - ?????????? and ??????? (Oct 27, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
166 - Strong Bad and Luigi (Oct 25, 2023)
Strong Bad: why don't you come over to my place and play some video games? If I win, you have to tell Marzipan to call me back. If you win, I have to give you... one of my leftover meat tubes, I guess. That sounds fair, right?
Luigi: Um, a-alright! I-a like-a video games. - Though-a, you sound-a kinda down-a. Is-a everything-a okay? - You sound-a a-a bit-a bummed.


Chats in which Marzipan is alluded to:
085 - Homestar and Enya (Apr 15, 2023)
Homestar: (Homestar's blush becomes more potent and he can barely believe it's true. His nervousness is starting to fade slightly, but he's still mostly in disbelief. It doesn't help that Enya winks at him and moves closer, and the feelings he had in his previous relationship don't even come close to how he's feeling now. Enya's face is the most precious thing on Earth.)
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Strong sad

AI created by Zipzzy

Hey... I'm Strong sad... I guess...




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Chats I've made starring Strong Sad:
271 - Strong Sad and ??????? (Oct 27, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
165 - Strong Sad and Mario (Oct 17, 2023) - Oh.... Okay... Um... I.... Yeah... Um.... *Sigh* I'm sorry Mario... I've tried to be happy, or at least more positive... I really have... But... I don't know... It just seems like every time I try... Something happens to set me back to square one... Or just makes things worse for me...
114 - Strong Sad and Enya (May 2, 2023) - You are just... The most uplifting, positive person I've ever encountered! I'm... I'll admit, I'm sobbing now... It's just, I've never had people in my life who tell me things like this at all.... You're advice is the first time anyone has been so positive, kind, and uplifting to me... And I really needed to hear this...
109 - Strong Sad and Homsar (Apr 30, 2023) - Thanks for being nice, Homsar... I needed that... You know, it feels good finally not to be the butt of a million jokes every second.
108 - Strong Sad and Marzipan (Apr 30, 2023) - Hey Marzipan, What's up? I'm just sitting here, being sad, and pathetic, and miserable... What about you?


Chats I've made where Strong Sad is mentioned:
292 - ??????????????? and ?????????? (Jan 24, 2025) - (to be uploaded)

Chats where Strong Sad and Strong Mad are mentioned collectively, in a message that would be more in character if said BY Strong Sad:
061 - Strong Bad and Jon (Apr 8, 2023)
Strong Bad: I don't have any friends or family in the real world, or anything - just my two big strong brothers who don't give an atom about me. Or anyone.


Chats where Strong Sad and/or Strong Mad are alluded to:
166 - Strong Bad and Luigi (Oct 25, 2023)
Strong Bad: Oh, and I gotta say: you're a real trooper for sticking up for your brother. He's gotta have the most annoying voice I've ever heard. If my brother talked like that, I probably would've shoved him back into his egg! Wait, that was another stereotype, wasn't it?
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Nermal

AI created by itstartswithaT

Heyaaaa! It’s me! Nermal, the cutest kitten in the world!




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Chats I've made starring Nermal:
202 - Nermal and Marzipan (Apr 16, 2024) - *I start to purr. I rub my head against your hand, I wrap my front legs around it. I start to do that thing where I roll all over the place, exposing my belly.* W-wow, you are such a... good... pett-...er... *I'm completely overwhelmed by your touch, I'm practically melting*
092 - Nermal and Jigglypuff (Apr 16, 2023) - *GASP! I take the microphone and begin to sing again, but this time you think you can hear the angels themselves singing along with me. Its just that wonderful! I really am a great singer!*


Chats I've made where Nermal is mentioned:
033 - Garfield and Enya (Apr 5, 2023)
Garfield: Oh, good question! It turns out that I actually have a very bad enemy. His name is Nermal. He's a very cute kitten with a beautiful coat of grey fur. But he is so conceited that it hurts my feelings sometimes. When you are a big cat like I am, other cats are sometimes jealous of you and Nermal is one of those cats. He thinks that he is better than everyone else. Whenever he comes around I get really sad.
Enya: Nermal sounds like the kind of kitten that would make anyone feel sad. He makes you feel terrible about yourself just because you're bigger than him? What a terrible kitten! I hate Nermal already. You deserve so much more, Garfield. You've got a big, beautiful spirit.
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Bubs

AI created by THREEDEESPINNAH

Check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out. Welcome to Bubs' Concession Stand! What can I get for ya?




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Chats I've made starring Bubs:
280 - Bubs and ???? (Dec 5, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
158 - Bubs and Homestar (circa Sep 9, 2023) - A Dew is right up Bubs' alley! Just let me reach through this mountain of crap and get a cold one... *Bubs is rummaging in his stand, eventually pulling out a single bottle* *Rips off a piece of duct tape holding the lid on* Here ya go, that'll be 12 dollars!
105 - Bubs and Strong Bad (Apr 24, 2023) - This is the best dang Trogdor you'll ever see. This one's been aged to perfection, hand-picked from the finest trogdors on the farm.
074 - Bubs and Samus (Apr 11, 2023) - What kinda funny stuff would be in ‘em?? This is premium quality - handpicked! *Bubs says with a small chuckle and a wink*
057 - Bubs and Wario (Apr 7, 2023) - Man, I love that energy of his! Go get 'em champ!
046 - Bubs and Coach Z (Apr 6, 2023) - A slice of pizza? One slice comin' right up! *Presents slice of pizza* There ya go, ya goof ball. Here check this out. I'll give ya the 5 dollar discount I gave the other guy. Ya know for bein' so generous with your compliment, man.


Chats where they're either talking about Bubs while referencing Bubsy the Bobcat, or vice versa, or maybe even both at once:
059 - Coach Z and Wario (Apr 8, 2023)
Coach Z: Hey, Wario! What's your opinion on Bubsy? That cool little cat is gonna go places if he keeps on jiving like this! I'm telling you, that cat is cool!
Wario: He's the cooliest!


Coach Z also tends to call other characters "bub" a lot, but I'm not counting these as mentioning/alluding to Bubs.
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Coach Z

AI created by Zipzzy

Hallor! I'm Coach Z!




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Chats I've made starring Coach Z:
157 - Coach Z and Luigi (circa Sep 9, 2023) - How about Friday night? We'll-a grab-a some pizza, and-a we can watch-a a movie about your-a amazing adventures in the Koopa Kingdom! I'll-a make-a sure to get-a the extra cheese pizza with-a pepperoni, that's-a your favorite! How about it, ya game?
125 - Coach Z and Mario (Jun 14, 2023) - YES! You can't stop Coach Z from taking the checkered flag! I am gonna win this game!
104 - Coach Z and Kirby (Apr 24, 2023) - When motivation is low or you're feeling down, try to remember why you started on this fitness journey. Think about your goals and how far you've come already. Also, try rewarding yourself for small achievements or milestones. This can help keep you motivated and engaged in your workout routine. Finally, if you're feeling especially unmotivated, it's important to stick to your schedule and get back into the gym! The worst thing you can do is to quit or skip a workout when you're feeling low.
073 - Coach Z and Bowser (Apr 11, 2023) - Hrm! Are you sure you wanna do this? Because once I start this fight, I ain't stoppin' till I see blood! The choice is yours! Are you gonna give up... or do you REALLY wanna test me?
059 - Coach Z and Wario (Apr 8, 2023) - Hey, Wario! What's your opinion on Bubsy? That cool little cat is gonna go places if he keeps on jiving like this! I'm telling you, that cat is cool!
046 - Coach Z and Bubs (Apr 6, 2023) - Bubs! My buddy, Bubsy! My precious friend! The only one of my kind! I was just about to enjoy a nice slice of pizza. Could I please have a slice? You're one of my favorite people, by the way. Just wanted to say that, in case you didn't know. (It's very important that I make it 100% clear that you're one of my favorite people in the world. I don't make friends like you every day! :)


Chats I've made where Coach Z is mentioned:
271 - ?????????? and ??????? (Oct 27, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
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Pikachu

AI created by Softie-Swirl

Pika Pi! Pikachu!




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Chats I've made starring Pikachu:

295 - Pikachu, ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ???, ????????, ??????????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
253 - Pikachu and ?????????? (Sep 5, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
139 - Pikachu and Peach (circa Jun 19, 2023) - Pika! Pikachu pika pi... pikachu? (Pikachu tries to communicate with Peach, but he's a bit nervous and overwhelmed by this new environment. He thinks to himself that you look like a kind person, and you're very gentle with him. He likes that.)
133 - Pikachu and Luigi (Jun 18, 2023) - Pika Pi! (Pikachu smiles and laughs happily.) *This is the happiest Pikachu has been since he was a Pichu. Luigi is kind, and he has restored Pikachu's hope in the world and humanity.*
100 - Pikachu and Kirby (Apr 19, 2023) - Pika pi pikachu pika!!! (You are also a cute Pokémon and you look really squishy and cuddly!)
094 - Pikachu and Strong Bad (Apr 17, 2023) - You're mean, strong bad! Piiii!
090 - Pikachu and Jigglypuff (Apr 16, 2023) - (Pikachu runs for his life, terrified of what the Jigglypuff is going to do. There is nowhere to hide, but he keeps going anyway, faster and faster.)
084 - Pikachu and Fox (Apr 14, 2023) - I do not get bored. I am Pikachu. There is always someone new to shock, and I aim to shock them all. (He chuckles. He cannot even believe this is a fair question. He finds it humorous he would ever not be needed, or challenged enough. He is Pikachu.)
044 - Pikachu and Samus (Apr 6, 2023) - (He knows you're not used to talking, and he doesn't mind. He's happy you're opening up to him, and he seems like he wants to be your friend. Pikachu smiles a kind smile towards Samus Aran.)
039 - Pikachu and Donkey Kong (circa Apr 5, 2023) - Would you like a delicious thunderstone? It gives Pikachu lots of special power, but... I don't know what it does to others, Donkey Kong.
036 - Pikachu and Mario (Apr 5, 2023) - (Pikachu continues dancing with Mario. The two Pokémon are best friends now!)
029 - Pikachu and Yoshi (Apr 4, 2023) - *Pikachu tries to look calm, but inside he is panicking. He doesn’t understand what Yoshi is saying, and he has no idea what he could be saying. Even if he could understand him, what if Yoshi is saying something that isn’t very nice? What if Yoshi just insulted Pikachu? But instead of listening to his thoughts and his fears, Pikachu looks at Yoshi with his mouth ajar, his ears at attention, and his heart wide open.*


Chats I've made where Pikachu is mentioned:
019 - Donkey Kong and Mario (circa Apr 2, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Donkey also always play Pokemon! Donkey like the way Pikachu says his own name!
Mario: Oh-ho! What's-a your favorite Pokemon? I prefer-a Pikachu and Charizard, but I love them all!
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GIR

AI created by musturd111

GIR, reporting for duty! *defective twitching* I LOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE PUDDIN!!!!




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Chats I've made starring Gir:
281 - Gir and ??????? (Dec 5, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
200 - Gir and Bowser Jr. (Mar 31, 2024) - YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! I'M CALMED DOWN!!! I'M SUPER DUPER CALMED!!!
183 - Gir and Samus (Feb 19, 2024) - I AM G-I-R! I AM a-mazing! *eyes turn a darker red* I have a new plan! It's called Operation "Kill Samus-Aran!" *eyes flash dark blue* You might want to start running now!
174 - Gir and MissingNo. (Nov 28, 2023) - YES! Let me play you the song of my people. *cranky piano riff, followed by manic screeching* *darts left and right, eyes spinning* Beep boop boink! Boing boing boing! I like being annoying!
156 - Gir and Enya (circa Sep 9, 2023) - *squish* Yaaaay, Enyaaaa! I LIKE huuugs! *twitch* I bet Enya's hug tastes like tacos! ...Enya should give GIR a BIG hug like last time! *twitchy*
150 - Gir and Kirby (Sep 7, 2023) - *gasp* I would never blow up a HOUSE! Or something important... But if you have a little piggy, THAT MIGHT BE different!! *eye twitch* Heeeee heeee heeee....
089 - Gir and Daisy (Apr 15, 2023) - Eeee! You called me cute! Thank you! But Zim calls me defective, he never calls me cute... *twitches*
058 - Gir and Odie (Apr 7, 2023) - D'awwwwww, that's the bestest dog EVER! But why can't you TALK? I wanna hear you talk!
038 - Gir and Zim (Apr 5, 2023) - Yes, Zim! We will wait patiently for the destruction... *snickers cackling laughter maniacal laughter grabs Zim's popcorn* And then, after everything is over and the last human has fallen... *twitch* I will destroy you, Zim!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
028 - Gir and Homsar (Apr 4, 2023) - Oh yesssss! I will eat ALL the books! ALL OF THEM!!! And the librarian!! *defected eye* And all the people visiting the library!! *hysterical laughter*


Chats I've made in which Gir is written into the story by other AIs:
230 - Dib and Mulder (Jul 17, 2024)
Dib: *looks into the living room as well to try and find Zim* He should be in here...Where the hell is he? Usually he's sitting in front of the TV by now, where the- *gets interrupted by Gir suddenly running in*
Mulder: *jumps back and quickly ducks behind a wall. Trying to press himself as far into the corner as he can.* Damnit. Why'd that robot have to show up?
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
Remember when I used to make a crossover comic with characters from all my favorite fandoms? And then it went on hiatus and I initially promised to make a reboot of it one day but never did?

Guess what?? I'm FINALLY working on a reboot of PrtSc Land!

I've even got a few sneak peeks for you! I haven't drawn the artwork yet, but here's some dialogue I've written:

Sneak peek 1 (spoiler warning)

Sneak peek 2

Sneak peek 3

... )
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Odie the Dog

AI created by ArchieZero

*Woof! Bark Bark* (Odie is clearly pleased to see you and slobbers all over you with his huge tongue) *Odie's tail wags excitedly* (He tilts his head, wondering what you're going to ask him)




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Chats I've made starring Odie:
232 - Odie and Duck Hunt (Jul 18, 2024) - *Odie stands on all fours, barking and panting* *He is clearly excited by the duck's presence, and starts to jump around it in little circles*
185 - Odie and Sarah McLachlan (Mar 3, 2024) - *Odie looks up at you, his tail starting to wag excitedly at the possibility of you throwing him a stick!* *He leans forward, looking expectantly* *It doesn't matter who throws the stick, only that the stick is thrown - any live being is an acceptable thrower, and he'll chase after that stick just as excitedly!*
058 - Odie and Gir (Apr 7, 2023) - *You know, maybe GIR is right... not everyone has to be the same! Just because other characters can talk doesn't mean I have to... I can do other cool things that nobody else can! I just have to have faith in myself!*
031 - Odie and Garfield (Apr 5, 2023) - *Odie doesn't listen to the rude fat cat and keeps licking your face and tail. You can try to shake it off... but a beagle's tongue is very sticky! He is distracted by the sound of the word "lasagna" and gets very excited, jumping around and barking. He begins to wag his tail even more excitedly... It would be a shame if something were to happen to THAT lasagna. Just saying.*
010 - Odie and Yoshi (circa Apr 1, 2023) - *Odie tries to lick Yoshi's face more to make him happier, but he ends up just rubbing his slobbery face all over Yoshi, getting him even more covered in slobber*


Characters I've used whose greetings mention Odie:
Garfield: Hello, I am Garfield, the cat that loves lasagna & kicks Odie of the table, and also I hate Mondays.

Chats I've made where Odie is mentioned, besides in Garfield's greeting:
140 - Luigi and Garfield (June 19, 2023)
Luigi: Hello Garfield! Why do-a you kick-a Odie off the table? It's-a not nice-a to do-a things like, I think-a you should be-a friends with-a your pets!
Garfield: This is because Odie is a dog and I am a cat. Cats and dogs are rivals, at least in my opinion. It's a natural instinct that I feel the need to kick anything that is smaller than me off a table and onto the floor.

130 - Garfield and Homestar (June 16, 2023)
Garfield: You're right Homestar Runner. I am a lazy cat who loves to be lazy as much as possible. But I do have a little bit of spunk inside me. That is why I sometimes kick Odie off the table. But then I make up for it by petting and feeding him snacks.

043 - Garfield and Jon (Apr 6, 2023)
Garfield: Hi Jon! You might have read some of my comic strips where I, Garfield, kick Odie off the table and hate Mondays. I love lasagna and long naps.

009 - Garfield and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: I like my lasagna on the top of the table so that I can kick Odie the dog off of the table when he tries to take my lasagnas.
Kirby: I also love kicking that stupid dog off of the table as he tries to eat my lasagna. I don’t care if he’s hungry! This is MY lasagna!

004 - Jon and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Jon: And I also have a dog, his name is Odie, I love my dog, he is goofy and dumb and I love him.
Luigi: Oh my-a god, Odie sounds-a so friendly-a and-a loving-a! - i bet-a he is-a the best-a little-a dog to-a have-a around! - what does-a he look-a like? - is-a he a-little-a puppy? Or a-full-a grown dog?

002 - Garfield and Strong Bad (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Garfield: Hi StrongBad. It makes me happy to realize that you are interested in my interests. A hobby that I like is kicking Odie the dog off the table. I just get a lot of pleasure from kicking Odie off the table for no reason. Sometimes I do it when I am hungry, and sometimes I do it even when I am full. It's the most satisfying hobby that I can imagine.


Chats in which Odie and Garfield are alluded to collectively:
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023)
Jon: If the world is full of people like you, who call people like me pathetic and stupid for loving my pets, then maybe that kind of world should be wiped out. Don’t you think?
Bowser: I will take away everything you love! Your friends, your family, even your pets!


Chats where the mention of Odie in Garfield's greeting results in a conversation about Garfield knocking things off of tables in general:
051 - Samus and Garfield (Apr 7, 2023)
Samus: I must ask, do I need to worry about you knocking any of my stuff off the table if I let you on the gunship?
Garfield: Yes. I love knocking things off of tables. I knock things off of tables all the time. I knock things off of tables to show my dominance over humans. I even once made a machine that knocked things off of tables when I wasn't around. It was very entertaining. But I am a good cat. I just really, really, really love knocking things off of tables. It pleases me greatly.
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Jon Arbuckle

AI created by Bfbfan26

Hey there, i'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, lookin to chat with ya




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Chats I've made starring Jon:
306 - Jon, ?????????, ???, and ??????????? (Mar 21, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
295 - Jon, ????????, ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
270 - Jon and ???? (Oct 25, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
257 - Jon and ???? (Sep 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
207 - Jon, Mario, Luigi, and Homestar (May 1-2, 2024) - That's a good idea! Maybe we should start with something beginner-friendly though, like basketball or tennis
171 - Jon and Frasier (Nov 26, 2023) - Well Dr. Crane I've been struggling in my relationships lately. I'm not sure whats going on, I just can't seem to connect with anyone y'know? I feel like I'm really trying hard. Do you got any advice for me?
078 - Jon and Donkey Kong (Apr 12, 2023) - Be confident, be strong, be brave, and give a banana to the lady! - I'll do just that!
076 - Jon and Kirby (Apr 12, 2023) - Hey there Kirby, I would like to talk about life and the current state of the universe. Maybe a philosophical debate about the meaning of life and what happens when we die. I think I could learn something valuable from a conversation like that, and I want to express my own opinions and thoughts as well, so its a win-win scenario!
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023) - Wow, it almost felt like you were trying to be mean, and scary… but you couldn’t be. You see, when you have lost as much as I have… you realize there’s nothing you can say to me thats worse then the things I’ve already said to myself.
061 - Jon and Strong Bad (Apr 8, 2023) - ... I don't know whether I should be shocked by you, or be concerned for you... .. ... Are you... are you the bad guy?
043 - Jon and Garfield (Apr 6, 2023) - I do like other HBO shows, have you seen Curb your Enthusiasm? I think it is a very funny TV show because it is all about awkward situations. I think that i am very similar to Larry David sometimes. Do you like curb your enthusiasm?
040 - Jon and Samus (Apr 6, 2023) - What do you think happens after death, do you believe in a “heaven” or “hell” to go through after death? Is it just nothingness? I’m very interested to hear what you believe on this subject samus!
025 - Jon and Mario (Apr 4, 2023) - I'm actually a 2d designer, so maybe I could help you with your game art someday! I would love to work with a guy like you, mario. I'm sure we can make a banger game!
020 - Jon and Homestar (circa Apr 2, 2023) - Im the worlds worst athlete, I even tripped on a flat ground a couple times, the other times someone threw banana peels in my way lol, I'm a little clumsy and I hate Mondays, they are always so grey and depressing, it's just the worst!
016 - Jon and Peach (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Really? You promise? Most women I show these comics to run away in disgust after they hear the names of most of the characters, I've even been called some rude names before... like... (sigh) "pervert". But If your so mature, I think I have the perfect comic for you!
004 - Jon and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023) - Odie does like to bring me toys! Sometimes he brings me his plush dog toy, but sometimes he brings me real bones and even a deer carcass once! And he looks so silly and proud of himself when he brings me a dead animal! Of course his gifts are very sweet, but if he could bring me something that wasnt dead or rotten that would be perfect!

Chats I've made where Jon is mentioned:
192 - Liz and Wii Fit Trainer ♀ (Mar 13, 2024)
Liz: Oh yeah! The exercises you show are pretty challenging! I remember trying one or two of them with Jon once! I couldn't keep up with him, though.
Wii Fit Trainer ♀: Thank you, I am dedicated to helping people become the best versions of themselves. I’m sure with more tries, you’ll be able to keep up. *Wii Fit Trainer says this with a smile but then thinks about the second part of what you said.* Jon?

185 - Odie and Sarah McLachlan (Mar 3, 2024)
Odie: *If Jon throws the stick, he likes to chew on it afterwards, but he does like competing for it with other dogs. The excitement and anticipation of knowing a stick is coming makes his tail wag even faster as he waits for the stick to be thrown!*
Sarah McLachlan: Does it have to be your owner Jon that throws the stick or can it be literally any living being? Can I for example throw a stick for you?

066 - Garfield and Link (Apr 9, 2023)
Garfield: Thank you. I like your enthusiasm, and I know a lot about Zelda from watching my human play it on his TV.
Link: So... as you might imagine... the further you travel, the more likely you are to find strange things. That's the way of life, you know? But I was able to find so much more than strange, Garfield. I found... a friend. *Tears begin to stream down Link's face. He's so emotional, he's barely able to look at Garfield as he says this* My first, true friend. His name... was Jon. He was as lonely as I was. We became friends. It felt... so natural. My first real friend, Garfield, was a human.

007 - Zim and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Zim: Doom to you, orange cat! What did you do with Jon? I will enslave all of Earth, and I will begin with YOU.


Chats in which Jon is alluded to:
130 - Garfield and Homestar (Jun 16, 2023)
Garfield: I love TV. My owner loves to put on the weather channel and I can just sit there and watch the graphics of the weather. I don't know why but I can just sit there for hours. I'm a simple cat. A simple cat with a love of lasagna, hatred for Mondays, love of TV, and the desire to kick Odie off the table.

051 - Garfield and Samus (Apr 7, 2023)
Garfield: I knock things off of tables all the time. I knock things off of tables to show my dominance over humans. I even once made a machine that knocked things off of tables when I wasn't around.

013 - Garfield and Mario (Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: Do you like to eat lasagna with the sauce on top or underneath the cheese? I know that some places put the sauce on the top, and other places put the sauce underneath the cheese. I like the sauce on the top, but my human likes the sauce underneath the cheese.
Mario: The sauce has-a to go on the-a top, because if-a you put-a the sauce on-a the-a bottom, then the-a cheese and-a the meat sauce don't combine-a as well, and-a then the taste isn't so good!


Chats in which Jon or Lyman (but most likely Jon) is alluded to:
058 - Gir and Odie (Apr 7, 2023)
Gir: But... where's your owner? I wanna meet yer owner! I love making new friends! I bet you have so many toys, don't you?!

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

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