matt1993: (back of riley's head)
EDIT ON MAY 12, 2018: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF MY GLOSSARY... or at least the oldest version that was a sticky entry rather than on my profile, anyway. THE NEW GLOSSARY IS... nowhere, yet, but I'm going to FINALLY get around to updating this glossary for the first time in years after I'm done fixing all my entries on both LJ and DW.

I made this sticky entry in 2011, but then I didn't update it much after that and left it outdated for nearly SEVEN YEARS - long enough that I decide I might as well preserve the old version of the glossary, but make it no longer sticky in favor of a NEW sticky entry with the updated glossary.

Everything below this point is as the entry originally appeared, except I got rid of the lj-like buttons. The former subject line was simply "Glossary of Matt1993isms".

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I finally got around to updating this glossary and moving it to a sticky post so that it wouldn't clutter up my profile and I could have LJ-cuts to jump to certain sections!

Although the whole point of these multiple LJ-cuts is for ease of navigation (i.e. if I reference a Matt1993ism in the definition of a Matt1993ism in a different section, I'd link to the proper section), I haven't had the time to actually go through and add all these links, so stay tuned for that. I also thought about adding artwork for certain entries *cough*/crazymegavideo/*cough*, so stay tuned for that too. :)

As I said in the old glossary, if you spot a Matt1993ism I used that I haven't defined here, or if FoxReplace messes up the "pucker up because it's time for lunch" entry again, etc., please let me know :)

EDIT: Added some more Matt1993isms and tags, but still need to add the links and artwork. I'm also pretty sure there was another Matt1993ism that I still forgot to add...

/-7 ) A ) B ) Ca-Ch ) Co-Cr ) D-E ) F-G ) H ) I-K ) L-M ) N ) O ) Pi-Pro ) Prt-Pu ) Q-R ) S-T ) U-W ) Y ) Abbreviations )

Too bad I don't have a Matt1993ism that has to do with reposting
matt1993: (enya box)
Three different 206's have shown up today:

- I was thinking about getting a snack, and I happened to look at the clock and it was 2:05 PM, so I waited until it changed to 2:06 to leave the room to get it. (Granted, it was kinda intentional, but it didn't take that long for it to change to 2:06, so I probably would've gotten my snack at 2:06 anyway.)
- I've recently made a program on my calculator that helps me decide what homework to work on first by dividing what I put as the relative difficulty of each homework assignment (with 1 being the difficulty of a math problem) by how many hours I have to work on it.* At one point, for studying for my economics test next Monday, this turned out to be 2.069800282. Even more interesting is the fact that just before I ran the program that time, I had randomly thought about what it would be like if, once I made a PrtSc Land-styled version of this userpic next PrtSc Land Day, Schrödinger's Enya commented on it.
- I'm reading Frankenstein for English class, and I read page 206 today.

Speaking of homework, I've had a LOT of it lately. :(

And now, back to your regularly scheduled pessimism: my New Year's resolutions!

←Week 3 Week 5→

Stupid things one )

Procrastination one )

*The formula is different if I'm at school, because then it'd be best to work on short assignments first so I don't have to take them home. In that case, I have it multiply instead of divide, then take the reciprocal of the result.

Po206st t206o yo206ur jour206nal!
matt1993: (pass)
I think I did pretty well on both of my finals today.

I finished my English test, but sadly, only because I stayed in class for 20 extra minutes. :(

I felt SO awkward giving my speech, though. Y'see, normally I write the notecards for my speech in my shorthand (because I don't know the official shorthand, so I make up my own). However, I've recently added some new symbols to my shorthand - any word that, when translated to Spanish, sounds like an English letter is replaced with that letter with a tilde (~) over it (as well as an accent in the case of "what" to distinguish it from "that", since in Spanish, those are "qué" and "que", respectively). Since I hadn't been using these as long, it was harder to read them, so I had to look at my notecards most of the time. Though, since everyone in the class says I did really well, apparently I did...

Tomorrow is my Spanish exam. All I have to do for it is write at least 100 words about almost anything in English beforehand (which I have) and translate it to Spanish in class. Shouldn't be too hard :)

Poς 2 ur jrnl
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
I actually did pretty well on the SAT this time! I finished all of the sections (even the essay), and even if I hadn't had accommodations for extended time, I still would have finished all of the math sections and the last writing section! YAY!

More Moya's Space Log. I'm up to 2,102 words now, and Team Brennario (it gets tedious to say "Mario, Luigi, Enya, and Moya" or "the Marios and the Brennans" over and over) is finally in space! Yay!

←Part 0 (edited) & Part 1 (unedited) Part 2 (edited) & Part 3→

Moya's Space Log, part 1 (Warp Pipe sound effects fixed - I must have played the Super Smash Bros. games more than the Super Mario Galaxy games) )

Moya's Space Log, part 2 )

Shake the Wii Remote to repost this entry!
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
I take the SAT again tomorrow. Hopefully, I'll do better this time...

In other news, I'm still up to only 612 words in Moya's Space Log, and the Marios and Brennans haven't even made it to Sky Station Galaxy yet. There's no way I'll be able to complete this in time :( But at least I've finally started actually writing the story!

EDIT TO NEW READERS: This story makes more sense if you skip the unedited versions of parts that are edited later.

←Part 0 (unedited) Part 1 (edited) & Part 2 (unedited)→
Parts 0-9 combined and made much less cringeworthy in 2018 ⟹

Moya's Space Log, part 0 (edited a little) )

Moya's Space Log, part 1 )

Have fun with your stupid repost button!
matt1993: (backmask mushroom)
[livejournal.com profile] ultra_vi0let
Orlando lives again!
If you could become one person--alive,dead or fictional--for one month, who would it be, and why?

Answer View Answers

Huh. I have several ideas for this:

If I went with a real person, then my sister [livejournal.com profile] pathvain_aelien - she has had to keep dropping her college math class (I forget what kind of math) because she has been having trouble with it and I couldn't help her with her tests, so if she takes it again, I could become her and take the tests for her. I'd have to hope nobody happened to ask me about anything LOTR or Harry Potter-related, though, because when it comes to those she knows way more than I do.

If becoming a fictional character meant being in their universe and P_A didn't take the math class again, I'd either be Mario and play through a Mario game in first-person (I wonder what 1-Up Mushrooms and stuff taste like?) or be a Homestar Runner character (I suppose I'd make a convincing enough Homestar or Homsar) to find out why there haven't been any H*R toons in a while and what it's like to pick stuff up with invisible arms :)

If becoming a fictional character wouldn't take me to their universe and P_A didn't take the math class again, then so far I'm out of ideas.

Morph into your journal
matt1993: (infinite-paragraph essay)
I've typed up all of my notecards for the research paper, so now I need to write them on actual notecards. I also have to work on a review for a test over A Painted House, do this worksheet for Spanish (shouldn't be too hard), and read a few pages in my history textbook by Thursday. And if I get time, I have to work on HAS and my math assignment that's due after Spring Break.

Later today, that is. (it's after midnight in my time zone, so technically it's "later today" and not "tomorrow")

Your assignment: repost this
matt1993: (homsar's skull)
I just barely passed my English test today, AND I have another 1200-1500 word research paper to write by April 15 (and even if the apocalypse is March 25 like my dream predicted, there's still notecards and stuff to write before then). *sigh* There go a few more potentially good days of my life.

Die of notecards
matt1993: (homsar's skull)
Turns out I get to stay home from school today as well. Plus, there's not as much homework today - as far as I know, all I need to finish is the study guide for the English test. Yay!

I should stop making so many generic posts - it's hard to retroactively make creative repost buttons for them
matt1993: (infinite-paragraph essay)
I got to stay home from school the past two days because I'm sick, but today was a pretty hard day regardless - I took the fifth HAS quiz and did packets for anatomy and math and sheets for Spanish and history, and just recently finished. (Of course, I did take a New Super Mario Bros. Wii break while I was waiting for Mom to bring home the books I didn't already have at home that I need for school...) And I'm still waiting for [livejournal.com profile] pathvain_aelien to get home to help me with a study guide and essay notes for an English test tomorrow. Blah.

Study this post for the test
matt1993: (Default)
EDIT: This contest is cancelled because no one submitted anything before school started. :(

I wanted to save this contest for after OWY1U is back up and I've started a new webcomic I'm planning on doing on LJ (so that there's actually something to use the Cameo Tokens given as prizes for), but since I probably won't be able to get OWY1U up and create the first strip of a webcomic by January 5, and I really want to start this contest now, I will.

What are Cameo Tokens for anyway? )

Contest rules )

OMY a cancelled contest?! I'm telling all my friends!
matt1993: (homsar's skull)
Today the bad days started again. I had a pop quiz over The Great Gatsby that I could only answer three out of eight questions on (all of which were because it was open book). And on Friday, I will have a history test with an essay question about a quote I barely understand. Plus, I slept through most of my free time today.

Fortunately, there's a college visit tomorrow instead of school.

Post to your Egg
matt1993: (autism)
Today seemed like it would be a good day at first, since my only homework (if you could call it homework) that's due (if you could call it due) tomorrow is to study for my history test tomorrow. But when I got home, guess what? I forgot to bring my history stuff home! Now I have to find some extra time during anatomy and/or Bible class to study. :(

On another note, I recently started playing Dungeons & Dragons with [livejournal.com profile] pathvain_aelien and Stephen, and my character (Cranther) is apparently more severely autistic than I am, since I was not expecting to have to act out conversations with NPCs.

...
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
So I had a Spanish test today. (By the way, I have that kind of test every Thursday, most of the time. They aren't that long except for, like, the end of the semester.) My Spanish teacher had forgotten to put the Spanish word for "damsel" on the matching section, so she said to just omit it. Guess what I wrote next to the English word?

"In another castle test."

Heehee!

¡Gracias Mattio! ¡Pero su poste está en otro diario!
matt1993: (Default)
WORST DAY EVER.

6:30 AM - 8:00 AM: My forgetfulness caught up with me, giving my mom a reason to nag for an hour before school.
10:35 AM - 11:25 AM: As if what my mom complained about in the car weren't enough, I forgot to bring my chemistry paper to school.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Probably didn't do well on the essay on my reading test.
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Another hour of nagging.
4:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Way too much homework.
7:24 PM - Hurt knee.

Only two good things happened all day so far.
Number one: I treated myself to chocolate ice cream after finishing my homework.
Number two: One of the funniest things I've heard:

MY SPANISH TEACHER: Sillón.
KALEE (friend at school): Celine Dion!

Celine Dion was a chair! I mean, she was a singer chair! Er, maybe she was just a singer! Um, but she was still CELINE DION!!!


Burninate

Stuff

Mon, May. 4th, 2009 20:46
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
Tomorrow I have a test in reading over Night by Elie Wiesel. And there are essay questions on it. Like, actual essays, not just paragraphs. Oh no.

Today's random quiz:

QuizGalaxy.com


Bless with a repost

Ite'd!!

Mon, Apr. 20th, 2009 18:07
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
Well, my school started taking ITED tests today. So far, I've done the vocabulary, reading comprehension, and proofreading sections. Try to guess which one I think I did the best on.

Posts to your journal

Lazy SAT

Sat, Mar. 14th, 2009 19:51
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
I took the SAT and did well on the math section, fairly well on the reading and writing sections, and not that good on the essay. Then I went straight to sleep because I had gotten up at 5:30 AM. Yup, I wasted most of yet another day. :(

Also, happy Pi Day everyone! Here are all the digits I have memorized of pi:
3.14159265358979323846264
Yeah, not a lot. But I have recently been getting further; for a while I only knew 3.14159265359 because my TI-84 calculator would show 3.141592654 and when I subtracted 3.14159265 from that I got 3.59E-9.
EDIT: Turns out it was 3.5898E-9 and I only remembered part of that.

Reπost
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
Well, due to some hole in the fabric of space and time, I passed the essay portion of the COMPASS. Hole in the fabric of space and time, you and I are gonna get along just fine!

Also, since I just now found out about this survey:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Matt Aaron
Birthday:July 14, 1993
Birthplace:Fort Worth
Current Location:Fort Worth
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'10" last time I checked.
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:I don't really remember, but I think I am part German.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Athletic Works
Your Weakness:Essays
Your Fears:Essays
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni. Only kind of pizza I like.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Not to say anything that I wind up regretting later in life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I don't really know what my MOST overused phrase is, but the only phrases I overuse are backwards music-related phrases.
Thoughts First Waking Up:ANOTHER school day?!
Your Best Physical Feature:The mustache I've been having to shave and will eventually let grow
Your Bedtime:10:30 PM
Your Most Missed Memory:Every summer I ever had
Pepsi or Coke:Water
MacDonalds or Burger King:MacDonalds. Except I spell it "McDonalds". Does that make me weird?
Single or Group Dates:I've only been on single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Water
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Can I use a lifeline?
Do you Smoke:Definitely no. I'm only 15 anyway.
Do you Swear:Holy whole hand dealer no, but I use backwards music-related substitutes a whole cattle-notin' lot.
Do you Sing:Sometimes, but not often
Do you Shower Daily:Not daily. About 5 days a week.
Have you Been in Love:*sigh* Yes.
Do you want to go to College:Yes
Do you want to get Married:Very yes
Do you belive in yourself:No, I don't "be live" in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:I'd be more attractive if I could keep my mustache.
Are you a Health Freak:No, but I have freaky health.
Do you get along with your Parents:Sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:No, they remind me of the power going out, which reminds me of my computer not working, which reminds me of TORTURE!!!
Do you play an Instrument:I used to play the piano, but I'm out of practice.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No, I'm only 15.
In the past month have you Smoked:No, I'm only 15.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, I'm-- Why do I even bother?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No, not in the past month.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No, I rarely go to malls.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, I don't eat the boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Ew no.
In the past month have you been on Stage:I help out with Face to Face concerts, so technically yeah, sort of.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Why would I go skinny dipping in the winter? I don't skinny dip anyway.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No, why would I?
Ever been Drunk:No
Ever been called a Tease:I don't know what that would mean, so no.
Ever been Beaten up:Yes, in second grade. And maybe other grades around that time, I don't remember.
Ever Shoplifted:Nah.
How do you want to Die:I want to die while listening to backwards music.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A computer or a math.
What country would you most like to Visit:I dunno. Probably England or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:10⁵⁷

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


Take This Surv-- oh wait, the survey itself already said that.
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
In case you were wondering why I was gone, the main reason is because, after seeing derogatory comments about PrtSc Land, I started trying to avoid most websites I promoted PrtSc Land on. Of course, that meant LJ too. But now that I recently got an opinion that tells me almost exactly what to do to make it a better comic, I'm going to eventually restart it and do just that, but I'll probably put it off for over a year to give people on SmackJeeves a chance to forget what the first two online versions were like. Putting Paris Hilton in the comic without knowing that much about her? What the cattle note was I thinking?!

Other things I did during my hiatus:
- Made a backwards music website called Ours Will You 1-Up (which is linked to at the top of this page, replacing my PrtSc Land link). To those of you who have heard about backmasked satanic messages, you might think OWY1U is about those, but not exactly; all I really do is put up the backward lyrics to various songs I have, and actually seem to find backmasked video game references more. Did you know Dido apparently has a crush on Olimar (from the Pikmin games)?
- Started noticing that some of my dreams are actually pretty weird. Now that I think about it, maybe LJ has a community about weird dreams. I probably ought to check.
- Started taking college computer and math classes, even though I'm still in 10th grade. Fun fact: Ours Will You 1-Up was originally created for an assignment in the computer class.
- Just today, I won a math competition at Weatherford College. I got first place in both the individual AND the team competitions.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Tomorrow, I'm going to retake the essay I did on my COMPASS test. Or, more accurately, stay at Weatherford College until someone figures out what one divided by zero is. :(

Divide by zero

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

Go to my sticky entry for more.

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