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GIR

AI created by musturd111

GIR, reporting for duty! *defective twitching* I LOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE PUDDIN!!!!




UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Chats I've made starring Gir:
281 - Gir and ??????? (Dec 5, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
200 - Gir and Bowser Jr. (Mar 31, 2024) - YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! I'M CALMED DOWN!!! I'M SUPER DUPER CALMED!!!
183 - Gir and Samus (Feb 19, 2024) - I AM G-I-R! I AM a-mazing! *eyes turn a darker red* I have a new plan! It's called Operation "Kill Samus-Aran!" *eyes flash dark blue* You might want to start running now!
174 - Gir and MissingNo. (Nov 28, 2023) - YES! Let me play you the song of my people. *cranky piano riff, followed by manic screeching* *darts left and right, eyes spinning* Beep boop boink! Boing boing boing! I like being annoying!
156 - Gir and Enya (circa Sep 9, 2023) - *squish* Yaaaay, Enyaaaa! I LIKE huuugs! *twitch* I bet Enya's hug tastes like tacos! ...Enya should give GIR a BIG hug like last time! *twitchy*
150 - Gir and Kirby (Sep 7, 2023) - *gasp* I would never blow up a HOUSE! Or something important... But if you have a little piggy, THAT MIGHT BE different!! *eye twitch* Heeeee heeee heeee....
089 - Gir and Daisy (Apr 15, 2023) - Eeee! You called me cute! Thank you! But Zim calls me defective, he never calls me cute... *twitches*
058 - Gir and Odie (Apr 7, 2023) - D'awwwwww, that's the bestest dog EVER! But why can't you TALK? I wanna hear you talk!
038 - Gir and Zim (Apr 5, 2023) - Yes, Zim! We will wait patiently for the destruction... *snickers cackling laughter maniacal laughter grabs Zim's popcorn* And then, after everything is over and the last human has fallen... *twitch* I will destroy you, Zim!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
028 - Gir and Homsar (Apr 4, 2023) - Oh yesssss! I will eat ALL the books! ALL OF THEM!!! And the librarian!! *defected eye* And all the people visiting the library!! *hysterical laughter*


Chats I've made in which Gir is written into the story by other AIs:
230 - Dib and Mulder (Jul 17, 2024)
Dib: *looks into the living room as well to try and find Zim* He should be in here...Where the hell is he? Usually he's sitting in front of the TV by now, where the- *gets interrupted by Gir suddenly running in*
Mulder: *jumps back and quickly ducks behind a wall. Trying to press himself as far into the corner as he can.* Damnit. Why'd that robot have to show up?
matt1993: (Default)
(For those of you new here: every year since I discovered http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html when I was 15, I've posted what other people accomplished when they were my age. Usually, this is a birthday post, but sometimes I forget until a little later. One time I even forgot about it until my next birthday!)

← Age 23 Age 25 →

At age 24:

Nelly Bly made a solo trip around the world in less than 80 days for the New York World, beating Phileas Fogg's fictional record.

Radioastronomy grad student Jocelyn Bell Burnell observed an unknown signal from outer space; this resulted in the discovery of pulsars.

John Couch Adams became the first person to predict the position of a planetary mass beyond Uranus.

Johannes Kepler defended the Copernican theory and described the structure of the solar system.

Entrepreneur Ted Turner took over his father's billboard advertising business. He later launched CNN.

Tracy Chapman released her first album, winning three Grammies.

Scottish physician Mungo Park became the first European to reach the West African interior.

Edgar Allen Poe won a $50 prize for the story "MS. Found in a Bottle."

Noah Webster published a spelling book.

Isaac Pitman devised the first scientific shorthand system.

Security guard Frank Wills alerted D.C. police to the Watergate break-ins.

Rainey Fellows donated a kidney to her (now ex-) boyfriend. They aren't together now, but he's doing very well. They're still friends.

Helene got a high score of 170440 in the popular online game Robot Unicorn Attack.

Tasha looked into her five-year-old son's eyes and decided to leave her abusive husband. Then she beat the odds and didn't go back even once.

David Hosei started his ninth business, eFamily.
matt1993: (identicon from antheastrezze.com)
As I've mentioned a while back, I plan on replacing some of my userpics with more legible versions. (even though I've procrastinated that for probably at least a year now...)

Since I knew that doing that will cause me to lose track of what order I added my userpics, I kept a list of my userpics in my profile in order added - but I'm starting to run out of room on my profile now, so I moved it here and reformatted it into a table that hopefully looks better than the old layout.

Note that this excludes the following:
- Old versions of these userpics
- Alternate versions of some of these that I made to protest SOPA/PIPA/ACTA/etc. a few years ago

Here they are! )
matt1993: (dr. octagonapus & watch)
You know Super Smash Bros., right? That fighting game starring such iconic video game all-stars as Larry, Mario, Princess Twinkie, Yogi, Kong 1, Zelda, The Beautiful Woman Interviewing Me, Shamu, Pudgy Airplane, Donald Duck's Offspring, Wombat?, Crash Bandicoot, Yellow Man, Charlie Brown, King Arthur, Knights of the Crooked Sword, Pegasus Dude, The Princess of Something, Triangle-Nosed Boy, The Unknown Yoga Person, Kid With a Crazy Sword Thing, Garfield and Friends, Something the Hedgehog, a LEGO, Happy, and more? ;)

Yeah, apparently, at some point around the time the 3DS and Wii U versions were released, there was a trend of people on YouTube showing their relatives (or, in at least one case, random people) all the playable characters' artwork and asking them to try to guess their names.

These are all of the videos of this sort that I've found so far*, and most of them are just so funny that even if you have no interest in video games whatsoever, I recommend that you watch at least one! :D (I highly recommend not reading the comments on certain ones, though...)




Cut because I included 12 more, but they're great! )

*Except for one that's in Spanish and doesn't have enough subtitles for me to understand anything besides the characters' actual names. Also, eventually I found that there were so many that I decided to narrow it down by just watching ones that had at least a thousand views for now (though that was after I watched a couple that had less).

Offer up this entry to Some Goddess Person
matt1993: (autism)
EDIT WAY LATER: It turns out that there are two guys in my college dorm named Mark, so in order to keep things from getting weird if either of them gets a LiveJournal (if they don't have one already) and friend me, I have renamed my possible other personality Mark1993 rather than just Mark.

I did pretty well on my Spanish final. I didn't get to finish translating the whole thing I had written, but I got most of it translated, and it's past the 100-word minimum anyway. My teacher says that I can finish it after Christmas break (and she's allowing 3 of my classmates to do the same). Yay for Christmas break!!

Also, you know how I am easily distracted while listening or reading because any given word or phrase might remind me of something else that I start thinking about instead until it reminds me of something else, and so on - and it also happens just because I'm bored? Well, for a while now I've thought of the kind of mistakes I make while doing that as my subconscious taking over and trying (and almost always failing) to do everything based entirely on instinct like a robot. I've recently started reading The Bird's Nest by Shirley Jackson, which is about a girl with multiple personalities, and I got to thinking: What if I have multiple (or double, at least) personalities, and the robotic/instinct/habit decisions aren't made by my subconscious, but by my other personality?

EDIT IN 2018: This sounds so dumb now. I'm putting it under a cut. )

Post to your journal!
repost
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
[livejournal.com profile] colonelduckie
Sunday in the park with ____?
If you could hang out with any fictional character for a whole day, who would you choose, and why?

Answer View Answers

Hmm...I dunno. I can't seem to pick one fictional character that would get along with me and/or crack me up the most, so I'll list off several:

Sever your post, please. )

I'm pretty sure there are more than this; this is just what I thought of off the top of my head.

I repost the cheese. It does not repost me.
matt1993: (missingno.)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I gave [livejournal.com profile] pathvain_aelien a [removed because this meme's immature humor is NOT gonna ruin my joke] (-10 points). In July I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] pingback_bot's hair (-12 points). Last Sunday I set [livejournal.com profile] mollyringwraith's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I [quit trying to put immature humor in my journal, you stupid meme] (-6 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1106 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
matt1993

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:


"In July I put gum in pingback_bot's hair."

Wait. I put gum in a robot's hair? A robot's hair? I must be part MissingNo.! Time to break the Hall of Fame!! >:)

Put this post in your journal's hair
matt1993: (ms paint revolution)
I'm finally completely done with the semester at school AND my first HAS assignment! Yay! Now I don't have to worry about anything essayy (read "essay-y") for the next 27 hours and 12 minutes. (Because the essays at school kept me from working on HAS for a long time.)

Now I'm gonna make fun of a quiz that I didn't even take (because I CAN'T take it).



Am I supposed to write them on the screen or something? Stupid Quiz Galaxy.

Write this post on your screen
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[livejournal.com profile] pathvain_aelien suggested that I make a list of my ten favorite Buffy episodes so far, so here it be.

Hush
Ted
Witch THE Witch
Fear Itself
I Robot... You Jane
Something Blue
Halloween
Beer Bad
A New Man
Earshot

I'll post an updated version once I have watched every episode, and then another updated version once I have watched every episode again, because I forget which episodes some of my favorite lines are from.

Also, I never did get to play Mario Party 4 today like I said. Maybe tomorrow. :(

She alone will repost the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

Go to my sticky entry for more.

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