But at this point, I don't think that's worth celebrating. Because I don't think that's a GOOD thing. It means I've been saying stupid things online that I can never be forgiven for for 14 whole years now. I should've quit when I found out just how stupid all my past entries are. :(
But at this point, I don't think that's worth celebrating. Because I don't think that's a GOOD thing. It means I've been saying stupid things online that I can never be forgiven for for 14 whole years now. I should've quit when I found out just how stupid all my past entries are. :(
Well, you're not wrong. Several of my recent entries were dumb and irrational and badly-worded and didn't make a lot of sense. Not just coronavirus-related ones, either.
But (with a few exceptions) they're nothing compared to some of the entries newer readers may have missed.
So I suggest we try to put this in perspective. If you've only been reading my journal since 2017 or later, I recommend that you do the following:
1) Pick a random date between February 2009 (or August 2007, if you're REALLY daring!) and the day I became friends with you on LJ or DW.
2) Go to http://matt1993.livejournal.com/YYYY/MM/DD or http://matt1993.dreamwidth.org/YYYY/MM/DD for that day.
3) Marvel at just how STUPID those entries and my comments on them were! (Unless it turns out there weren't any for that day. Or you're lucky enough to find a good entry.) But do try to keep in mind what my age was at the time (I was born in 1993).
4) Optional: Let me know if you come across any that have broken links or broken images or something that I haven't fixed.
5) Repeat steps 1-4 until you're like "Maybe Matt's recent entries aren't that bad after all, for the most part..."
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I hate when secret exits are so hard to find that I have to LOOK UP ONLINE where they are…










(And so begins the struggle we had with this level...)







Color me midnight disappointed
Sat, Apr. 1st, 2017 23:00This has been kind of a disappointing April Fools' Day because:
1) Homestar Runner didn't update at all today, even though they did for April Fools' Day 2014, 2015, and 2016, and April Fools and Halloween are almost the only times they ever update nowadays.
2) I don't think many people noticed my April Fools prank at all.
For reference, my April Fools prank was this entry; however, when I first posted it (on March 31 in my time zone, but late enough that it was April 1 already for some of you), it was an exact copy of my first entry. Then I waited a few minutes or so and changed it to a copy of a different past entry in the same way... then changed it to another after a few more minutes, and so on - basically, if I was at my computer, I'd change the entry anywhere from once an hour to once every few minutes. (At first. I gradually updated it less and less often because it seemed like no one was noticing...)
By "exact copy", that means including the subject line, repost button, userpic, tags, mood, music, location... basically, everything except the timestamp, the comments, and friends-only status [though, of course, the only friends-only entries I used were ones that probably would've been fine being public]. And anything that I intended to change each time but accidentally forgot sometimes. Though if I used an entry I'd posted in
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I chose the entries semi-randomly, sometimes by going to my Calendar for random years and months and picking a random entry I'd feel comfortable posting again, and sometimes by just putting in notable entries that I remember and wanted to include in this prank at some point. Some entries were used more than once.
And just to mess with your heads even more, I thought it might be fun to come up with a hypothetical FUTURE entry and add it into the mix! That's what the 2023 year in review is for. It ended up being my favorite thing about this prank, so I left that one up significantly longer than any other single entry.
Now that April Fools' Day is over, all the entries I ended up using are listed below for posterity. (Don't expect the repost buttons to work correctly, though...)
( The entries that you could've sworn that you'd seen already and/or that they said something completely different a few minutes ago, in order of their first use in this prank )
More quizzes, finally
Mon, Dec. 19th, 2016 21:06Another one I first took over seven years ago and am revisiting now:
Old result:
Originally posted by
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You hate Know-it-Alls! |
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Know-it-alls are your number one pet peeve. They always know everything, and always take pleasure in making you feel stupid. And they always, always make a point of saying something when you screw up something. |

Know-it-alls should be banned from living.
I told you you'd repost this
I'm so ashamed of some of my wording back then... :(
Anyway, my new result is:

You hate Gossipers! |
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Your biggest pet peeve is gossip. Gossipers are vapid. They have nothing better to do than spread gossip about other people and stick their nose where it doesn’t belong. Can’t they just get a life? |

Now for two quizzes I haven't taken before:
You Are FAIL |
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You Crave a Purposeful Life |
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I figure the best way to feel better about it is to suddenly finish several updates I've been wanting to make all at once, so that's what I'm doing right now!
I started by... Remember when I was so depressed about the Forbidden Comment Threads that I decided to add "Dark Matt1993" LJ Trading and Tarot cards under the regular Matt1993 cards I already had on my profile (also seen here, but slightly more outdated)? I've been wanting to remove those from my profile (just the Dark Matt1993 ones, I mean) for a while now that I worry less often - and hence, they're more outdated than the cards for regular me despite the latter being made earlier. So I finally got rid of them.
But since there will probably come a time when I want to remember exactly what the Dark Matt cards said, I actually just moved them here along with the paragraph that was above them. (This also ended up finally making the text on the cards as legible as I wanted it - even though I included HTML tags for white text, the text was still black while these were on my profile.)
Considering what I feel like now, both of those are very outdated. I decided that a neat thing to do for an update would be not to replace them, but to make separate trading & tarot cards for Dark Matt1993.
Unfortunately, the site where I made the Matt1993 cards seems to be down right now, so I had to copy and edit the HTML from those cards. But nonetheless, here they are:
( Super outdated angst from about half a Dark Sky Island ago in the form of a LJ trading card! )
( Super outdated angst from about half a Dark Sky Island ago in the form of a LJ tarot card! )
(And yes, I just used "Dark Sky Island" as a unit of time equivalent to about seven years - the time between the releases of And Winter Came and Dark Sky Island. :) )
(EDIT: I just realized the the above paragraph only makes sense if you saw the LJ-cuts that these cards are under.)
You might be a Matt1993 if...
Sun, May. 11th, 2014 14:08Wanna know how to keep an
idiot busy? (find out by reposting
this entry)
FIVE YEARS ON LIVEJOURNAL!!!!!
Mon, Aug. 20th, 2012 14:00I also wanted to include LJ comment stats (which I said I'd do every three months starting on the fourth anniversary, but ended up deciding to just do once every year), but since this post is already late, I'll post them later.
( First line of my first entry on or after the 19th of every month )
5post
Okay, NOW I'm losing it
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And people still think I won't regress if my mind gets too full of creative vortexes? It's clearly already started!
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Weird quizzes
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These quizzes are so badly made that they're hilarious. :D
EDIT: Apparently, the Derek Zoolander picture shows up under both quizzes even though it's only part of the Zoolander quiz. Guess they're REALLY badly made :P
Blue-steal this entry
(By the way,
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What's sad is that recently-- Well, okay, not that recently, due to the long amount of time it took to write this entry, have it proofread, and continue to worry about whether or not it makes sense even after I had it proofread. But last October, I was hit with a realization similar to Character 15's, and I'm not even a randomly generated webcomic character.
( This post is so long, I'm even using lj-spoiler tags as lj-cuts )
Rant about the inevitable part of this entry that doesn't make sense
Garfield Randomizer Etc. 9
Mon, Mar. 12th, 2012 00:42I don't have any vision-impaired transcripts for my older ones yet, but I've added that as yet another entry on my to-do list :)
( Garfield Randomizer #159-163 )
( Garkov #1-10 )
( Previously on the X-Files #4-8 )
( Jesus Markoving Christ #1-5 )
Maybe this entry could get going if it lets you kill it without an.
Writer's Block: Back to the Future
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Back to the Future
Given the choice of time travel, would you go back in time or forward?
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It's actually a tough decision. I'd either go back in time to fix as many stupid mistakes as I can (especially in LJ posts) without changing who I am today too much (just enough that I don't have to regret anything that I haven't gained something valuable from), or go into the future and see what I'll regret then that hasn't happened yet and then prevent it.
Of course, I'd end up causing a paradox either way, but I'd much prefer that to having to regret so many things...
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Writer's Block: ONTD Games Giveaway
Fri, Jan. 27th, 2012 12:51Which video game character would you like to have as your real-life BFF? One random response will win a $60 Amazon gift card! [Full contest rules here.] Don't forget to share your favorite gamer moments on
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Hmm... That would be hard to decide, but I'd probably choose either:
- Luigi. We'd make good friends because we've both felt left out fairly often.
- Yoshi! I've always wanted to ride around on a Yoshi...plus, I've always wondered what various songs that aren't from Mario games would sound like with the extra drums that get added to the music when you're riding Yoshi. :)
- Rosalina. Pretty much anything she says makes the universe seem beautiful, so I'd love to have her around whenever I'm depressed. And she's very pretty. Although if she became my BFF, she'd have to make the choice between leaving the Lumas behind or putting them in danger of being eaten by
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- Kirby, because I'd never have to vacuum again :P
- A MissingNo., because then whenever I'm running out of something, I could just put five random objects, then one of whatever I'm running out of, into my backpack and get 128 more :)
- Mr. Game & Watch. I don't know why, but the idea of coexisting with a two-dimensional person with limited animation frames just seems interesting for some reason.
- The main character of Miegakure (unreleased video games still count, right?), because I've always wanted to go into the fourth dimension, especially when my headphones are tangled :P
- Doctor Hurley from Brain Challenge. She seems like an intelligent and interesting person. Also, ( my second reason for including Doctor Hurley was a dumb reason, so I'm retroactively LJ-cutting just this part in 2018 ) Also, she's cute. :)
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EDIT: Ooh, thought of another good one!
- Peach, because in Super Princess Peach (which I don't have, but still) she can easily change her emotion at will, and I sure wish I could change my emotion at will :)
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Various New Year memes
Sat, Dec. 31st, 2011 01:30( #2 )
EDIT: Can't believe I forgot to say this last time, but this is my 800th entry!!! :D
Sum up YOUR 2011!
Writer's Block: Checking it twice
Fri, Dec. 23rd, 2011 23:38Are you on Santa’s nice or naughty list?
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Naughty, if my stupid comments this year are part of his criteria :(
Leave a lump of repost in your journal
Writer's Block: An intimate portrait
Sun, Nov. 20th, 2011 01:14If someone wrote a book about your life, what would it be called?
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The Man Who Could Only Say Stupid Things.
Cry at the end
Writer's Block: Anti-bullying month
Mon, Oct. 3rd, 2011 15:16Who is the biggest bully in your life? One response chosen at random will win an Amazon Kindle. [contest details] (sponsored by
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WHOA! Perfect timing,
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See, today in College Connections class (which was hard enough before I knew one of the other students would bully me), we did a couple of group activities, and the first was a common camp activity that's starting to get old, so you may have heard of it - it's that one where there's a "chocolate" "river" and two "islands" and we have to all cross to the other side using "marshmallows". (EDIT: Due to
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Then we had to try to do the same thing again, but faster, now that we knew the strategy. Although I had finally figured out to leave my foot on each marshmallow until I knew someone else's foot was there, I messed up in some other way that I still don't quite understand, so that guy hit me upside the head again (which, at the time, I thought was him still not forgiving me for my errors the first time), and either that same girl or a different girl told him not to, but again, no one else seemed to notice.
So after that activity and the other one they did (luckily, this time only 10 people had to volunteer to participate, because I was too depressed to want to participate in anything else), we discussed the differences in everyone's strategies and stuff. I called out the guy who had hit me with the pretend marshmallows, and since I was so depressed, I don't really remember what all was said, but at the time, it seemed like no one would talk to him about it because the professor didn't see.
After class, though, the guy did apologize to me, saying that it wasn't supposed to actually hurt and that normally he does it to everyone when they mess up. I asked him why he hit me the second time, because I didn't remember messing up that time, but he pointed out that I did, and now I vaguely remember. Nonetheless, I still couldn't fully accept his apology because it was still uncalled for, especially since he only hit me even though everyone - including himself - messed up at some point. And, as it turns out, the professor had noticed after all; she sympathized with me, saying that his behavior was uncalled for, and that she would talk to him about it.
Repost this entry or I'll hit you with marshmallows
Writer's Block: 9/11
Sun, Sep. 11th, 2011 23:29Where were you?
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[Error: unknown template qotd]Well, when it actually happened, asleep at home in Texas like I always was at 5:52 AM Central in 3rd grade (and, for that matter, almost always was in any grade from elementary to high school). I first found out about it on the news that morning about 3 hours later.
Not terribly interesting compared to the experiences of people who were actually in New York at the time, but at least the idiotic political opinion I came up with soon afterwards is made fun of by this userpic.
You'll need a Starman to repost this entry