Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

Odie the Dog

AI created by ArchieZero

*Woof! Bark Bark* (Odie is clearly pleased to see you and slobbers all over you with his huge tongue) *Odie's tail wags excitedly* (He tilts his head, wondering what you're going to ask him)



UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Chats I've made starring Odie:
232 - Odie and Duck Hunt (Jul 18, 2024) - *Odie stands on all fours, barking and panting* *He is clearly excited by the duck's presence, and starts to jump around it in little circles*
185 - Odie and Sarah McLachlan (Mar 3, 2024) - *Odie looks up at you, his tail starting to wag excitedly at the possibility of you throwing him a stick!* *He leans forward, looking expectantly* *It doesn't matter who throws the stick, only that the stick is thrown - any live being is an acceptable thrower, and he'll chase after that stick just as excitedly!*
058 - Odie and Gir (Apr 7, 2023) - *You know, maybe GIR is right... not everyone has to be the same! Just because other characters can talk doesn't mean I have to... I can do other cool things that nobody else can! I just have to have faith in myself!*
031 - Odie and Garfield (Apr 5, 2023) - *Odie doesn't listen to the rude fat cat and keeps licking your face and tail. You can try to shake it off... but a beagle's tongue is very sticky! He is distracted by the sound of the word "lasagna" and gets very excited, jumping around and barking. He begins to wag his tail even more excitedly... It would be a shame if something were to happen to THAT lasagna. Just saying.*
010 - Odie and Yoshi (circa Apr 1, 2023) - *Odie tries to lick Yoshi's face more to make him happier, but he ends up just rubbing his slobbery face all over Yoshi, getting him even more covered in slobber*

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Characters I've used whose greetings mention Odie:
Garfield: Hello, I am Garfield, the cat that loves lasagna & kicks Odie of the table, and also I hate Mondays.

Chats I've made where Odie is mentioned, besides in Garfield's greeting:
140 - Luigi and Garfield (June 19, 2023)
Luigi: Hello Garfield! Why do-a you kick-a Odie off the table? It's-a not nice-a to do-a things like, I think-a you should be-a friends with-a your pets!
Garfield: This is because Odie is a dog and I am a cat. Cats and dogs are rivals, at least in my opinion. It's a natural instinct that I feel the need to kick anything that is smaller than me off a table and onto the floor.
130 - Garfield and Homestar (June 16, 2023)
Garfield: You're right Homestar Runner. I am a lazy cat who loves to be lazy as much as possible. But I do have a little bit of spunk inside me. That is why I sometimes kick Odie off the table. But then I make up for it by petting and feeding him snacks.
043 - Garfield and Jon (Apr 6, 2023)
Garfield: Hi Jon! You might have read some of my comic strips where I, Garfield, kick Odie off the table and hate Mondays. I love lasagna and long naps.
009 - Garfield and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: I like my lasagna on the top of the table so that I can kick Odie the dog off of the table when he tries to take my lasagnas.
Kirby: I also love kicking that stupid dog off of the table as he tries to eat my lasagna. I don’t care if he’s hungry! This is MY lasagna!
004 - Jon and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Jon: And I also have a dog, his name is Odie, I love my dog, he is goofy and dumb and I love him.
Luigi: Oh my-a god, Odie sounds-a so friendly-a and-a loving-a! - i bet-a he is-a the best-a little-a dog to-a have-a around! - what does-a he look-a like? - is-a he a-little-a puppy? Or a-full-a grown dog?
002 - Garfield and Strong Bad (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Garfield: Hi StrongBad. It makes me happy to realize that you are interested in my interests. A hobby that I like is kicking Odie the dog off the table. I just get a lot of pleasure from kicking Odie off the table for no reason. Sometimes I do it when I am hungry, and sometimes I do it even when I am full. It's the most satisfying hobby that I can imagine.

Chats in which Odie and Garfield are alluded to collectively:
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023)
Jon: If the world is full of people like you, who call people like me pathetic and stupid for loving my pets, then maybe that kind of world should be wiped out. Don’t you think?
Bowser: I will take away everything you love! Your friends, your family, even your pets!

Chats where the mention of Odie in Garfield's greeting results in a conversation about Garfield knocking things off of tables in general:
051 - Samus and Garfield (Apr 7, 2023)
Samus: I must ask, do I need to worry about you knocking any of my stuff off the table if I let you on the gunship?
Garfield: Yes. I love knocking things off of tables. I knock things off of tables all the time. I knock things off of tables to show my dominance over humans. I even once made a machine that knocked things off of tables when I wasn't around. It was very entertaining. But I am a good cat. I just really, really, really love knocking things off of tables. It pleases me greatly.

http://news.yahoo.com/congress-puts-brakes-anti-piracy-bills-050144281.html

YES! I had a feeling they would listen to Wikipedia, Google, and so on! Dunno if anyone in Congress saw some of my replaced userpics too, but I'll keep pretending they did :P

Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna change the userpics I did manage to replace back to normal, although the darkened versions will remain in my userpic space until a) we find out for sure that the compromise won't be just as bad (which I doubt it will, but still...) or b) I run out of room for normal userpics (which will take a while, as I'd need over 120 more for that to happen).

I'll also continue to make more, because even if SOPA did not ruin my life by making it impossible to ever finish my creative vortexes, the darkened userpics still count as at least 300* new creative vortexes that I've gotta get rid of. They just won't be my highest priority for now.

To celebrate, I'm gonna type as many words and phrases that SOPA's too-vague wording could have cracked down on my use of despite them being fair use or not even trademarked as I can in 10 minutes:

Mario. Luigi. Peach. Daisy. Yoshi. Homestar. Strong Bad. The Cheat. Neopets. Aisha. Acara. Poogle. Illusen. Fyora. Jhudora. Garfield. Odie. Jon. Liz. Nermal. Arlene. Pooky. Lyman. Irma. /crazymegavideo/. Google. Wikipedia. /tensen/. Bowser. Koopa. Goomba. Enya. Moya. Dido. Homsar. Wænya. mezzacotta. Garfield Minus Garfield. Square Root of Minus Garfield. Taelia. Gnorbu. Nimmo. Zafara. Kyrii. Petpet. Weeble. Spaghatta Nadle. Hyperbole and a Half. Alot. xkcd. Clean all the things. Facebook. LiveJournal. Blogger. Strong Sad. Strong Mad. Hammer Bro. Bullet Bill. Super Mushroom. Fire Flower. Ice Flower. Cape Feather. Tanooki Suit. Sarah McLachlan. Celine Dion. Pac-Man. Ms. Pac-Man. Blinky. Pinky. Inky. Clyde. Pac-Man Party. Toc-Man. Dry Bones. Dry Bowser. Rosalina. Super Mario Galaxy. Super Mario World. Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. 2. Super Mario Bros. 3. Super Mario All-Stars. Super Mario Galaxy 2. Mario Kart. Mario Kart Wii. Wii. Nintendo 3DS. Mario Kart 7. Super Mario 3D Land. Boomerang Flower. Wadido. Super Smash Bros. Master Hand. Crazy Hand. Final Smash. Giga Bowser. Ganondorf. Link. Zelda. Sheik. Toon Link. The Legend of Zelda. Twilight Princess. Twilight. Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings. Frodo. Sam. Gandalf. The One Ring. Sauron. Sauraman. Legolas. Arwen. Gimli. Aragorn. Merry. Pippin. Bilbo. Mocorono Nodle. Pahckle. Pahrple drahnk. Parp. Parplegar circopomber. Garfield Plus Garfield. Garfield Divided by Garfield. PrtSc Land. Ours Will You 1-Up. Liobits. Cobrall. Teen Girl Squad. Trogdor. Bubs. Coach Z. Pom Pom. Marzipan. The King of Town. The Poopsmith. Stinkoman. 1-Up. Pan Pan. 20X6. Marshie. Mr. Shmallow. Mr. Game & Watch. Dr. Octagonapus & Watch. Grey's Anatomy. X-Files. Buffy. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spike. Angel. Xander. Willow. Giles. The First. Mulder. Scully. The Lone Gunmen. Skinner. Kersh. Doggett. Reyes. Fowley. Cigarette-Smoking Man. Super Mario Advance. Yoshi's Island. Donut Plains. Vanilla Dome. Forest of Illusion. Chocolate Island. SNES. NES.

Time's up. I managed 172 (if I counted right), although there were a few times that I paused because what first came to mind would have been a bizarre juxtaposition had I written it down right away (though apparently not always, as I put Mocorono Nodle next to Bilbo, Pac-Man next to Celine Dion and Grey's Anatomy next to Dr. Octagonapus & Watch).

*It's been a while since I counted how many unmade normal userpic ideas I have and added them to the amount I've already uploaded...

It seems that nowadays, I only post comics made with the Garfield Randomizer once I've went for a while (even a short while) without posting to LJ, so yesterday I made a few more to make up for my absence due to the Puerto Rico trip:

← Comics 131-150 Comics 159-163 →

( Comics 151-158 )

Oh look! My good buddy, the repost button!

To make up for the Internet being a Crystal Light nose for a while, here is a 4-in-1 post!

( Life )

( Semi-glitchy quiz )

( Garfield Randomizer 6 )

( OWY1U status )

Repost this entry and play dead!!

I'll be at Camp El Tesoro from June 21-26. Hopefully, I won't make a fool of myself somewhere at camp like I did EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE BEEN TO CAMP PREVIOUSLY. >:(

I also recently got pathvain_aelien addicted to Mario Kart Wii. Yay!

( And I'm still making comics with the Garfield Randomizer )

OW! OW! Now my head hurts!

I decided to post more comics made with the Garfield randomizer every Monday. This time, though, I right-clicked the page, clicked "View Source", saved a modified version that would use any non-Sunday Garfield strip instead of 2001-2004 to my computer, and used that instead. If you know of a Garfield randomizer that can use any strip without needing a modified source code on my computer, let me know.

( Anyway, here's 31 more comics )