Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

(music tag should be: Snippets of Mario, Kid Icarus, SSB, BtVS, Enya, Dido, Céline Dion, Sarah McLachlan, Moya Brennan, Matchbox 20, Rascal Flatts, & Savage Garden music thrown together randomly in Audacity)

This has been kind of a disappointing April Fools' Day because:

1) Homestar Runner didn't update at all today, even though they did for April Fools' Day 2014, 2015, and 2016, and April Fools and Halloween are almost the only times they ever update nowadays.
2) I don't think many people noticed my April Fools prank at all.

For reference, my April Fools prank was this entry; however, when I first posted it (on March 31 in my time zone, but late enough that it was April 1 already for some of you), it was an exact copy of my first entry. Then I waited a few minutes or so and changed it to a copy of a different past entry in the same way... then changed it to another after a few more minutes, and so on - basically, if I was at my computer, I'd change the entry anywhere from once an hour to once every few minutes. (At first. I gradually updated it less and less often because it seemed like no one was noticing...)

By "exact copy", that means including the subject line, repost button, userpic, tags, mood, music, location... basically, everything except the timestamp, the comments, and friends-only status [though, of course, the only friends-only entries I used were ones that probably would've been fine being public]. And anything that I intended to change each time but accidentally forgot sometimes. Though if I used an entry I'd posted in _dreams_, autism, or asperger, I added a notice saying that it was cross-posted (even though I don't think copying a community entry to my own journal years later for April Fools' Day actually counts as cross-posting).

I chose the entries semi-randomly, sometimes by going to my Calendar for random years and months and picking a random entry I'd feel comfortable posting again, and sometimes by just putting in notable entries that I remember and wanted to include in this prank at some point. Some entries were used more than once.

And just to mess with your heads even more, I thought it might be fun to come up with a hypothetical FUTURE entry and add it into the mix! That's what the 2023 year in review is for. It ended up being my favorite thing about this prank, so I left that one up significantly longer than any other single entry.


Now that April Fools' Day is over, all the entries I ended up using are listed below for posterity. (Don't expect the repost buttons to work correctly, though...)


( The entries that you could've sworn that you'd seen already and/or that they said something completely different a few minutes ago, in order of their first use in this prank )

(I finally posted it. Here goes nothing...)

(By the way, pathvain_aelien and ellaina02, I added a few things after the proofreading)



What's sad is that recently-- Well, okay, not that recently, due to the long amount of time it took to write this entry, have it proofread, and continue to worry about whether or not it makes sense even after I had it proofread. But last October, I was hit with a realization similar to Character 15's, and I'm not even a randomly generated webcomic character.

( This post is so long, I'm even using lj-spoiler tags as lj-cuts )

Rant about the inevitable part of this entry that doesn't make sense

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Mind reader
If you were given the choice to read one other person's thoughts, but only if they could read yours too, would you take it? If so, who would you choose, and why?

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NO CATTLE-NOTING WAY.

I have so many random weird thoughts that I'd pass up the chance to read someone else's just so they can't read mine.

Speculate on what my weird thoughts are about

An iPod studded with diamonds? Does it have a fancier version of the imposter song glitch? Like maybe it plays one song, but on screen it shows the title of another, the artist of yet another, the album of still another, the album art of yet still another, and the seekbar of still yet another. "Ladies and gentlemen, ENYIDLINE MCLWENLDPLAY with his/her #1 hit, ORINOCO WHITE FALLING CLOWN BENT LOGIC!"

Also, I redesigned my "Enya is part Yoshi" userpic. Now Enya looks cuter, more Super Mario World-styled, and more like herself, in my opinion.

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Post to diamond-studded journal

Remember that time when I wrote a 1,314-word or 1,317-word essay in five hours and calculated that I had came up with one word every 13.7 seconds? Well, now that I think about it, that statistic wasn't as pointless as I thought, because I have an idea: make a spreadsheet of how long it takes me to write various things for which I have to come up with the wording myself (so essays, definitions of history terms, and even this post would count, but math homework and backwards lyrics wouldn't), and calculate how fast I write them. Then I can figure out how long it takes me to think of the wording for different things, notice if I'm getting better or worse at wording things, and so on, and post it to LJ every now and then!

However, this means I'll finally have to find and enter the Product Key for my copy of Microsoft Office. Which came with my computer. :(

Yay! An idea you never went through with! I've gotta share this!

Too. Much. Creativity. Required. In. School.

Woe-thor cancelled is me.

EDIT: I just noticed this was my 250th entry. Go figure.

Uncreatively repost

Stuck with stardom
What celebrity or politician would you most wish to get stuck in an elevator with for two hours? What burning question would you ask them?

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Wow, two ridiculously easy questions in a row.

Celebritician I wanna get stuck with: Enya.

Question I'd ask her: DO A CATTLE-NOTING CONCERT!!!

Stop the repost elevator at your journal

For my 200th LJ entry (my profile will say 201, but that's because I haven't deleted the welcome entry that's automatically made for new users), I decided to do something completely pointless: take the first word from my first post, the second word from my second post, the third word from my third post, and so on, all the way up to this one. (If post #X has Y words, and Y is less than X, then the remainder of X ÷ Y is Z, and I use the Zth word instead, or the last if Z is zero.) And yes, this is a ripoff of 160 Seconds.

( So here goes )

( Context )

While doing this, I've noticed that I have quite a few posts that are exactly 48 words long, by the way. Coincidence?

On a less pointless note, I had to get my braces tightened again today. And this time, there are rubber bands holding the top and bottom braces together (which have to be changed every time I eat or brush my teeth, and also before I go to bed), so it probably won't pull a my wisdom teeth this time. :(

One of my possible dates of death according to my 666 dream draws nearer... and I'm actually sort of glad. Yay for relief from the stupid people of this world!

For anyone who's confused as to what the cattle note I'm talking about, this should explain it.

You will repost in 666 because you have no posts left