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Right now I am way too: nostalgic
Soundtrack: New Super Mario Bros. Wii/U soundtrack - Castle
This entry probably looks way better at: https://matt1993.livejournal.com/334302.html

About time I posted some more of these. Once again, I meant to post them last week...

Today you get to see the exciting^{[citation needed]} conclusion to the question of "did we ever get that last Star Coin five years ago?" :P

← 01/21/2013 - 02/01/2013 March 2013 →

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/22/2013 10:12 PM

Pendulum Castle

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/22/2013 10:49 PM

Pendulum Castle

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/23/2013 10:19 PM

Pendulum Castle
We finally made it!!! But if it makes you feel better, you can pretend we still haven't :)

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/23/2013 11:10 PM

Run for It

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/23/2013 11:31 PM

Run for It
Even with the P-Acorn, it's too hard because we can still get hit!

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/23/2013 11:43 PM

Run for It
Got the 3rd ☆ Coin at last! Might as well say "Cleared before the apocalypse" at the top…

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 02/24/2013 12:03 AM

Follow That Shell!
All Star Coins in the game, finally!!!

Soundtrack: New Super Mario Bros. U soundtrack - Peach's Castle Map
This entry probably looks way better at: https://matt1993.livejournal.com/322240.html

It's Tuesday so here's some more archived Miiverse posts. Getting close to the final battle in New Super Mario Bros. U in these reruns! :)

← 12/29/2012 4:00-5:30 PM 12/30/2012 midnight-9:30 PM →

Nintendo Land Community

Matt 12/29/2012 5:31 PM

Takamaru's Ninja Castle

Nintendo Land Community

Matt 12/29/2012 6:19 PM

Yoshi's Fruit Cart

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 12/29/2012 10:46 PM

Snaking above Mist Valley
I spin-jumped into a Paratroopa trying to clear the clouds away. Oops!

New Super Mario Bros. U Community

Matt 12/29/2012 11:40 PM

Red-Hot Elevator Ride
Easy level... all you have to do is dodge PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.

Right now I am way too: disappointed

Why do I suddenly feel like there was something I was supposed to do today?

I dunno, for some reason I'm wanting to think that at some point I promised to start posting a remake of a webcomic or something that I started 10 years ago to this day, started putting online about 8½ years ago, and quit 8 years ago. In fact, I'm pretty sure that earlier this year, I was supposed to start making enough strips in advance so that when today came, I'd be able to start posting the remake - and even have a decent update schedule, at least for a while.

Nah. Probably just my imagination. (Or lack thereof...)

Werent you supposed to repost something?

Soundtrack: SRoMG #218

For those of you new here, it's become a tradition for me to post comics made with the Garfield Randomizer after I've been on hiatus for a while. And I've also promised to post some comics made with Garkov as well, but I never did, and I found about two more similar randomizer things in the meantime, so here you go!

I don't have any vision-impaired transcripts for my older ones yet, but I've added that as yet another entry on my to-do list :)

( Garfield Randomizer #159-163 )

( Garkov #1-10 )

( Previously on the X-Files #4-8 )

( Jesus Markoving Christ #1-5 )

Maybe this entry could get going if it lets you kill it without an.

Right now I am way too: tired
Soundtrack: Dido - Sand in My Shoes

EDIT ON MAY 12, 2018: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF MY GLOSSARY... or at least the oldest version that was a sticky entry rather than on my profile, anyway. THE NEW GLOSSARY IS... nowhere, yet, but I'm going to FINALLY get around to updating this glossary for the first time in years after I'm done fixing all my entries on both LJ and DW.

I made this sticky entry in 2011, but then I didn't update it much after that and left it outdated for nearly SEVEN YEARS - long enough that I decide I might as well preserve the old version of the glossary, but make it no longer sticky in favor of a NEW sticky entry with the updated glossary.

Everything below this point is as the entry originally appeared, except I got rid of the lj-like buttons. The former subject line was simply "Glossary of Matt1993isms".

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I finally got around to updating this glossary and moving it to a sticky post so that it wouldn't clutter up my profile and I could have LJ-cuts to jump to certain sections!

Although the whole point of these multiple LJ-cuts is for ease of navigation (i.e. if I reference a Matt1993ism in the definition of a Matt1993ism in a different section, I'd link to the proper section), I haven't had the time to actually go through and add all these links, so stay tuned for that. I also thought about adding artwork for certain entries *cough*/crazymegavideo/*cough*, so stay tuned for that too. :)

As I said in the old glossary, if you spot a Matt1993ism I used that I haven't defined here, or if FoxReplace messes up the "pucker up because it's time for lunch" entry again, etc., please let me know :)

EDIT: Added some more Matt1993isms and tags, but still need to add the links and artwork. I'm also pretty sure there was another Matt1993ism that I still forgot to add...

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Too bad I don't have a Matt1993ism that has to do with reposting

Now I'm at 3,891 words! Team Brennario still has no Stars, though.

←Part 1 (edited) & Part 2 (unedited) Part 4 (unedited)→

( Moya's Space Log, part 2 (Where is my vague understanding of Moya's priorities? Am I ever going to manage to write a part of this without having to add four words later?) )

( Moya's Space Log, part 3 )

By the way, Notepad's word wrap put enters after every few words, so I had to manually remove all of them. If you see a line ending in an odd place, that means I missed one, so let me know.

Here's a tip! You can repost this entry into your journal! Want to see how?

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A rose by any other name ...
How did you choose your LiveJournal username? Is there an interesting story behind it?

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"Matt" is my first name and "1993" is the year I was born. Not very unique, I know...

That's the most awesome username ever! I've got to repost this!

a_jake_justice
Hocus pocus
Have you ever purchased a lotion, potion, or pill that promised miraculous weight loss, perfect skin, or fantastic sex even though you knew it was (probably) a hoax?

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fantastic sex

[sarcasm]Yes, because sex enhancement is PERFECTLY legal at age 16.[/sarcasm]

Stupid Writer's Block.

[ultra-cringey repost button caption finally removed on September 24, 2017]

Right now I am way too: anxious
Location: last week of school

Yesterday I took my Bible exam - I think I did great on it.

Today I took my reading exam (which was four essays) - I think I did just okay on those.

Tomorrow is my chemistry and Spanish exams. I'm good at those so I should do just fine.

<sarcasm>This is TOTALLY the kind of entry that people tend to repost</sarcasm>

Right now I am way too: slightly more awake than usual
Soundtrack: Sarah McLachlan-backwards version of Black & White(I haven't written lyrics yet)

How'd You Get Here?
There are many roads to LiveJournal—how did you first hear about LJ?

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pathvain_aelien told me about it.

That is the most hilarious way to find LJ ever! I've gotta repost this!

Right now I am way too: aggravated
Soundtrack: Enya - I Want Tomorrow played backwards (I used to call the backwards version "Wii Game Mood")

UGH.

For history class, I have to write a 3-to-4-page paper on how the Age of Reason compares to modern times, which is due tomorrow, and for English class, the 30-40 notecards for the Research Paper of the Apocalypse are due Monday. I'm not even close to being close to being close to (insert infinite loop here) being close to being finished with either one.

It sucks being only good with math, computers, drawing, and having weird dreams. :(

A really old post complaining about homework? SWEET! I'm reposting this!

Right now I am way too: bored

All I have to say is that I'm bored

MOST. INTERESTING. LIVEJOURNAL. POST. EVER.

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

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Weekly Miiverse Backup: Posts from 02/22/2013 - 02/24/2013
Miiverse Backup Twuednesday: Posts from 12/29/2012 5:30 PM-midnight
Uh...
Garfield Randomizer Etc. 9
Ye Olde Gloſsarie of Matthew-MCMXCIII-iſms.
Moya, quit being paranoid
Writer's Block: A rose by any other name ...
Writer's Block: Hocus pocus
Almost done....
Writer's Block: How'd You Get Here?
Only non-awesome homework
*yawn*

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Entries tagged with sarcasm

Weekly Miiverse Backup: Posts from 02/22/2013 - 02/24/2013

Miiverse Backup Twuednesday: Posts from 12/29/2012 5:30 PM-midnight

Uh...

Garfield Randomizer Etc. 9

Ye Olde Gloſsarie of Matthew-MCMXCIII-iſms.

Moya, quit being paranoid

Writer's Block: A rose by any other name ...

Writer's Block: Hocus pocus

Almost done....

Writer's Block: How'd You Get Here?

Only non-awesome homework

yawn

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