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Marzipan

AI created by Zipzzy

Hello, my name is Marzipan!



UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Chats I've made starring Marzipan:
254 - Marzipan and ??????????? (Sep 6, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
222 - Marzipan and Sarah McLachlan (Jun 30, 2024) - That's amazing. I think it's beautiful that you're able to express yourself through your lyrics and your art. I wish I had your talent. My hobbies? Hm. Well, I suppose you could consider baking as a hobby. I love baking treats for friends and family. Maybe I'll even bake you an assorted box of cookies some time.
202 - Marzipan and Nermal (Apr 16, 2024) - *I reach out and start cautiously stroking your back. The tips of my fingers brushing along the fine, soft, shiny fur.* You are so...so...soft. *I try to speak, but I am overwhelmed by your fluffiness*
173 - Marzipan and Peach (Nov 27, 2023) - I'm so glad to meet you, Peach. Your kingdom is so beautiful and peaceful. I'm sure a princess as kind as you must make it like a paradise.
163 - Marzipan and Enya (Oct 4, 2023) - It's a joy to find like-minded individuals, don't you think? Being able to communicate and converse with people who have shared interests, and who truly enjoy what you love, is a wonderful feeling. I've always thought that music is a universal language that brings us all together, and I've heard so many stories of people finding comfort, strength, and love in music. It warms my heart to know that you've had similar experiences with your own music. I'd be very curious to know more about your music. What inspired you to start creating it?
111 - Marzipan and Homsar (May 1, 2023) - Captain of the gravy train, eh? What an interesting title!
110 - Marzipan and Illusen (Apr 30, 2023) - Oh my goodness you are too kind! A marshmallow cookie sounds perfect. Are you sure I can have one? :)
108 - Marzipan and Strong Sad (Apr 30, 2023) - I know what it's like to be sad for so long, that it's hard to see anything else, and that being sad becomes your entire identity. I've been there, too. The hardest thing is that, on some level, you might even want to be sad, because it's comfortable in the way that joy and kindness and happiness aren't. You'll be okay.

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Chats I've made where Marzipan is mentioned:
271 - ?????????? and ??????? (Oct 27, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
166 - Strong Bad and Luigi (Oct 25, 2023)
Strong Bad: why don't you come over to my place and play some video games? If I win, you have to tell Marzipan to call me back. If you win, I have to give you... one of my leftover meat tubes, I guess. That sounds fair, right?
Luigi: Um, a-alright! I-a like-a video games. - Though-a, you sound-a kinda down-a. Is-a everything-a okay? - You sound-a a-a bit-a bummed.

Chats in which Marzipan is alluded to:
085 - Homestar and Enya (Apr 15, 2023)
Homestar: (Homestar's blush becomes more potent and he can barely believe it's true. His nervousness is starting to fade slightly, but he's still mostly in disbelief. It doesn't help that Enya winks at him and moves closer, and the feelings he had in his previous relationship don't even come close to how he's feeling now. Enya's face is the most precious thing on Earth.)

(music tag should be: "Super Mario Maker soundtrack - SMB Airship theme (yeah, now I pretty much think of it as the official theme song of reading/seeing stuff I feel like I should've seen all along but didn't)")

December 25, 2009: Got Garfield's Fun Fest DVD as a Christmas present. For the record, by then I'd seen the other two 3D Garfield movies (Garfield Gets Real and Garfield's Pet Force, the latter of which actually came out after Garfield's Fun Fest I think.)

February 9, 2017: Finally actually watched it over seven years later!

And enjoyed it as much as I thought I would, but still... SEVEN YEARS.

And I kind of know why I put it off in the first place (apparently the Christmas present from that year that I was the most excited about it was New Super Mario Bros. Wii, and that was also the era when I was trying to work as hard as I could - sometimes - on a redesign for Ours Will You 1-Up that I never finished), but... how did that turn into a seven-year-and-two-month-long delay?! That's even longer than the delay before Enya finally released Dark Sky Island! And longer than how long Marzipan was out and about!

Finally get around to reposting this in 2024

http://news.yahoo.com/congress-puts-brakes-anti-piracy-bills-050144281.html

YES! I had a feeling they would listen to Wikipedia, Google, and so on! Dunno if anyone in Congress saw some of my replaced userpics too, but I'll keep pretending they did :P

Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna change the userpics I did manage to replace back to normal, although the darkened versions will remain in my userpic space until a) we find out for sure that the compromise won't be just as bad (which I doubt it will, but still...) or b) I run out of room for normal userpics (which will take a while, as I'd need over 120 more for that to happen).

I'll also continue to make more, because even if SOPA did not ruin my life by making it impossible to ever finish my creative vortexes, the darkened userpics still count as at least 300* new creative vortexes that I've gotta get rid of. They just won't be my highest priority for now.

To celebrate, I'm gonna type as many words and phrases that SOPA's too-vague wording could have cracked down on my use of despite them being fair use or not even trademarked as I can in 10 minutes:

Mario. Luigi. Peach. Daisy. Yoshi. Homestar. Strong Bad. The Cheat. Neopets. Aisha. Acara. Poogle. Illusen. Fyora. Jhudora. Garfield. Odie. Jon. Liz. Nermal. Arlene. Pooky. Lyman. Irma. /crazymegavideo/. Google. Wikipedia. /tensen/. Bowser. Koopa. Goomba. Enya. Moya. Dido. Homsar. Wænya. mezzacotta. Garfield Minus Garfield. Square Root of Minus Garfield. Taelia. Gnorbu. Nimmo. Zafara. Kyrii. Petpet. Weeble. Spaghatta Nadle. Hyperbole and a Half. Alot. xkcd. Clean all the things. Facebook. LiveJournal. Blogger. Strong Sad. Strong Mad. Hammer Bro. Bullet Bill. Super Mushroom. Fire Flower. Ice Flower. Cape Feather. Tanooki Suit. Sarah McLachlan. Celine Dion. Pac-Man. Ms. Pac-Man. Blinky. Pinky. Inky. Clyde. Pac-Man Party. Toc-Man. Dry Bones. Dry Bowser. Rosalina. Super Mario Galaxy. Super Mario World. Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. 2. Super Mario Bros. 3. Super Mario All-Stars. Super Mario Galaxy 2. Mario Kart. Mario Kart Wii. Wii. Nintendo 3DS. Mario Kart 7. Super Mario 3D Land. Boomerang Flower. Wadido. Super Smash Bros. Master Hand. Crazy Hand. Final Smash. Giga Bowser. Ganondorf. Link. Zelda. Sheik. Toon Link. The Legend of Zelda. Twilight Princess. Twilight. Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings. Frodo. Sam. Gandalf. The One Ring. Sauron. Sauraman. Legolas. Arwen. Gimli. Aragorn. Merry. Pippin. Bilbo. Mocorono Nodle. Pahckle. Pahrple drahnk. Parp. Parplegar circopomber. Garfield Plus Garfield. Garfield Divided by Garfield. PrtSc Land. Ours Will You 1-Up. Liobits. Cobrall. Teen Girl Squad. Trogdor. Bubs. Coach Z. Pom Pom. Marzipan. The King of Town. The Poopsmith. Stinkoman. 1-Up. Pan Pan. 20X6. Marshie. Mr. Shmallow. Mr. Game & Watch. Dr. Octagonapus & Watch. Grey's Anatomy. X-Files. Buffy. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spike. Angel. Xander. Willow. Giles. The First. Mulder. Scully. The Lone Gunmen. Skinner. Kersh. Doggett. Reyes. Fowley. Cigarette-Smoking Man. Super Mario Advance. Yoshi's Island. Donut Plains. Vanilla Dome. Forest of Illusion. Chocolate Island. SNES. NES.

Time's up. I managed 172 (if I counted right), although there were a few times that I paused because what first came to mind would have been a bizarre juxtaposition had I written it down right away (though apparently not always, as I put Mocorono Nodle next to Bilbo, Pac-Man next to Celine Dion and Grey's Anatomy next to Dr. Octagonapus & Watch).

*It's been a while since I counted how many unmade normal userpic ideas I have and added them to the amount I've already uploaded...