Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

Well, August is over, so that means Matt1993 Nostalgia Month is over - so I changed my LJ and DW styles and userpics back to what they usually look like. (If you met me during Matt1993 Nostalgia Month and therefore don't know what I'm talking about, see this entry, or see it on DreamWidth, and then maybe see a few entries after it.)

If you do know what I'm talking about, you're probably thinking: "Waaait a minute, there's still something here that looks different from what I remember... Sure, the background went back to yellow or other yellow and Anya, Noma, Ricky, and blushy guy went back to not being as badly-drawn, but something is-- Wait, are these MY thoughts that are showing up in this entry?! Is this dork's journal reading my mind?!? I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. It's 47. Okay, that's just scary. I'd better not start thinking about my darkest secret..."

And to all that, I say:

1) Um, the "blushy guy" is me. And the other three are Enya, Roma, and Nicky - it says so right there on the userpic. Speaking of which...

2) Yes, remember how I asked whether or not some of my userpics are legible enough and then tried to make more legible versions of some of them? But never got around to uploading those as userpics?

No, of course you don't remember, because that was years before I met at least half of you, and it's been so long that those of you who were around for it probably forgot all about it. So to refresh your memory:

one
two
three
four


Anyway... I finally got around to that - or at least, I hope I updated all the ones I meant to! Four or three years later. I still haven't even updated my sticky "list of userpics in order added" post to include these updated versions OR the 2009-style versions (retroactive or not) - or any versions of my userpics besides "what they normally looked like from late 2009 to the first half of 2017". And due to a glitch on LJ, now not even those will show up in that entry again until I edit all of the image URLs to have "https://" instead of "http://" :( *

I guess that makes me the Enya of userpic updating... But hey, I finally finished one thing I started, at least! :)

3) Don't worry, your darkest secret is safe with me. I make no guarantees about your second-darkest secret though! :P


Now to go edit every entry and comment I ever made to fix all the userpics that are broken now. :(


*They need to call HTTPS something different - I keep wanting to use that as the plural of "http". "I need to change all the https to https!" ;)

Let me get this straight. There's a video on Nintendo's OWN YouTube channel where Matthew Patrick (a.k.a. MatPat, a.k.a. the reason your friends are telling you that Mario is mental and are bullying you for playing Mario games) creates a level for Super Mario Maker (one where you have to kill Yoshi, no less)?

This makes me wonder: does Nintendo even KNOW about ANY of the things he's said about Mario that many people are taking WAY too seriously? Because if I worked for Nintendo, I wouldn't think that having the guy who's effectively (intentionally or not) brainwashing fans to hate Nintendo's mascot appear in a video promoting Super Mario Maker (or any other game) would be a good idea.


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For those of you new here, it's become a tradition for me to post comics made with the Garfield Randomizer after I've been on hiatus for a while. And I've also promised to post some comics made with Garkov as well, but I never did, and I found about two more similar randomizer things in the meantime, so here you go!

I don't have any vision-impaired transcripts for my older ones yet, but I've added that as yet another entry on my to-do list :)

( Garfield Randomizer #159-163 )

( Garkov #1-10 )

( Previously on the X-Files #4-8 )

( Jesus Markoving Christ #1-5 )

Maybe this entry could get going if it lets you kill it without an.

In honor of today being the 4th anniversary of my LiveJournal, I have decided to start posting LJ comment stats every 3 months (so the 19th of August, November, February, and May every year) :)

Go here if you want to try it yourself.

2012, since I ended up just doing it every year →

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Top Commenters on matt1993's LiveJournal
(Anonymous comments excluded from rankings)

1	matt1993	1319
2	pathvain_aelien	818
3	glowing_dragon	174
4	rovanda	132
5	irish_ileana	127
6	penelopexxx	95
7	awehla	92
8	xlormplover	43
9	eccentricrabbit	36
10	erm_dreams	29

( 11-47 )
Total Commenters: 47
Total Comments: 3005
Report generated 8/19/2011 10:09:47 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.7

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I think it's funny how awehla is the 7th-highest commenter in my journal, and when she did this I was the 14th-highest commenter in her journal, since 7/14 is my birthday :)

From all the mixed views I've heard about the difficulty level of college, all I can tell is that college is harder than adding 47 + 23 and easier than working in a concentration camp, so I decided to try and settle this once and for all:

Poll #1739803 How did/do you feel about college?

Have you been in college? If so, how did you like it? If not, are you excited or nervous?

I haven't been in college and don't plan on going
Haven't been in college, but excited about it
Haven't been in college, and nervous about it
Haven't been in college, and unsure about it
Currently in college; liking it
Currently in college; hating it
Out of college; liked it
Out of college; hated it

EDIT: For the record, I voted in my own poll :P

Expect the unexpected reposts

I am 16.98988584474885844748858447488584 years old! :P

Wish a happy early birthday

( 17 more comics made with the Garfield Randomizer - my personal favorite is #47 )

Sorry it's late this week - on Monday, the unrelated attachments page on OWY1U was being a skidhole and wouldn't let me attach it, and on Tuesday, I just didn't get around to it.