matt1993: (Default)
(For those of you new here: every year since I discovered http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html when I was 15, I've posted what other people accomplished when they were my age. Usually, this is a birthday post, but sometimes I forget until a little later. One time I even forgot about it until my next birthday!)

← Age 23 Age 25 →

At age 24:

Nelly Bly made a solo trip around the world in less than 80 days for the New York World, beating Phileas Fogg's fictional record.

Radioastronomy grad student Jocelyn Bell Burnell observed an unknown signal from outer space; this resulted in the discovery of pulsars.

John Couch Adams became the first person to predict the position of a planetary mass beyond Uranus.

Johannes Kepler defended the Copernican theory and described the structure of the solar system.

Entrepreneur Ted Turner took over his father's billboard advertising business. He later launched CNN.

Tracy Chapman released her first album, winning three Grammies.

Scottish physician Mungo Park became the first European to reach the West African interior.

Edgar Allen Poe won a $50 prize for the story "MS. Found in a Bottle."

Noah Webster published a spelling book.

Isaac Pitman devised the first scientific shorthand system.

Security guard Frank Wills alerted D.C. police to the Watergate break-ins.

Rainey Fellows donated a kidney to her (now ex-) boyfriend. They aren't together now, but he's doing very well. They're still friends.

Helene got a high score of 170440 in the popular online game Robot Unicorn Attack.

Tasha looked into her five-year-old son's eyes and decided to leave her abusive husband. Then she beat the odds and didn't go back even once.

David Hosei started his ninth business, eFamily.

Weird quizzes

Mon, Jul. 16th, 2012 22:33
matt1993: (liberty mutual sense-make)




















You Scored as You don't suck at all

Your awsome i guess



You don't suck at all

25%

FUCK YOU

19%

You suck a lot

19%




























You Scored as Derek Zoolander

You Scored Derek Zoolander. You show the world what is good looking and stuff even though you can not spell










These quizzes are so badly made that they're hilarious. :D

EDIT: Apparently, the Derek Zoolander picture shows up under both quizzes even though it's only part of the Zoolander quiz. Guess they're REALLY badly made :P

Blue-steal this entry
matt1993: (back of riley's head)
EDIT ON MAY 12, 2018: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF MY GLOSSARY... or at least the oldest version that was a sticky entry rather than on my profile, anyway. THE NEW GLOSSARY IS... nowhere, yet, but I'm going to FINALLY get around to updating this glossary for the first time in years after I'm done fixing all my entries on both LJ and DW.

I made this sticky entry in 2011, but then I didn't update it much after that and left it outdated for nearly SEVEN YEARS - long enough that I decide I might as well preserve the old version of the glossary, but make it no longer sticky in favor of a NEW sticky entry with the updated glossary.

Everything below this point is as the entry originally appeared, except I got rid of the lj-like buttons. The former subject line was simply "Glossary of Matt1993isms".

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I finally got around to updating this glossary and moving it to a sticky post so that it wouldn't clutter up my profile and I could have LJ-cuts to jump to certain sections!

Although the whole point of these multiple LJ-cuts is for ease of navigation (i.e. if I reference a Matt1993ism in the definition of a Matt1993ism in a different section, I'd link to the proper section), I haven't had the time to actually go through and add all these links, so stay tuned for that. I also thought about adding artwork for certain entries *cough*/crazymegavideo/*cough*, so stay tuned for that too. :)

As I said in the old glossary, if you spot a Matt1993ism I used that I haven't defined here, or if FoxReplace messes up the "pucker up because it's time for lunch" entry again, etc., please let me know :)

EDIT: Added some more Matt1993isms and tags, but still need to add the links and artwork. I'm also pretty sure there was another Matt1993ism that I still forgot to add...

/-7 ) A ) B ) Ca-Ch ) Co-Cr ) D-E ) F-G ) H ) I-K ) L-M ) N ) O ) Pi-Pro ) Prt-Pu ) Q-R ) S-T ) U-W ) Y ) Abbreviations )

Too bad I don't have a Matt1993ism that has to do with reposting

Wænya

Sun, Jan. 9th, 2011 17:30
matt1993: (2010 nnwm procrastinator)
It's "Wænya Day"! For those of you who have been here for less than a year, Wænya (formerly spelled "Waenya") is a character from my backwards music site Ours Will You 1-Up (which has been under not-so-new management that I've been almost always procrastinating on for over a year now); after I heard "Wænya" in the backwards lyrics to Never Want to Say It's Love by Dido, I had decided to actually design Wænya since the name sounds like Enya's answer to Wario and Waluigi, and thus did so on January 9, 2009.

So now, not only has OWY1U been down for both its first and second anniversary, but it's been down for two Wænya Days in a row. Which means all I can do is announce the spelling change...

Wænya number one!
matt1993: (painbow)
Forever young
If cryogenics became a real, affordable option (i.e., if you could freeze your body until aging and illnesses were better understood), would you consider it? If so, do you fear you'd miss out on the wisdom that comes with growing old and dying?

Answer View Answers

cryogenics

Um, I think "cry"-ogenics are affordable already. All you have to do is take candy from a little kid. (Not that I'd do that sort of thing. Just saying it's affordable.)

Stupid Writer's Block.


EDIT: Wait. That's actually the CORRECT spelling?! There goes my joke. :(

Freeze this post into your journal

Ite'd part 2

Tue, Apr. 21st, 2009 18:46
matt1993: (Default)
Today I took the spelling portion and two math portions of the ITED. This is the first day I've taken ITED or ITBS tests in which I managed to answer EVERY question on ALL of the sections I took that day. Go me!!

Also, a funny incident happened with my lunch. Y'see, my locker has one shelf near the very top, and although there is nothing that is always put on that shelf, certain things tend to be on it, my lunch being one of them. Today, I was apparently too tired to put it there and threw it down at the bottom with most of my binders and books instead. Then, when it was time for lunch, I couldn't find my lunch on the top shelf and thought I had either forgotten to bring it or left it in the room that the ITEDs were taken in. (Yes, sometimes I'm stupid enough to do that.) I got several teachers involved in searching for it until I finally found it in my locker after all.

Which word is spelled incorrectly? a) repoast, b) to, c) your, d) journal
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
Well, due to some hole in the fabric of space and time, I passed the essay portion of the COMPASS. Hole in the fabric of space and time, you and I are gonna get along just fine!

Also, since I just now found out about this survey:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Matt Aaron
Birthday:July 14, 1993
Birthplace:Fort Worth
Current Location:Fort Worth
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'10" last time I checked.
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:I don't really remember, but I think I am part German.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Athletic Works
Your Weakness:Essays
Your Fears:Essays
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni. Only kind of pizza I like.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Not to say anything that I wind up regretting later in life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I don't really know what my MOST overused phrase is, but the only phrases I overuse are backwards music-related phrases.
Thoughts First Waking Up:ANOTHER school day?!
Your Best Physical Feature:The mustache I've been having to shave and will eventually let grow
Your Bedtime:10:30 PM
Your Most Missed Memory:Every summer I ever had
Pepsi or Coke:Water
MacDonalds or Burger King:MacDonalds. Except I spell it "McDonalds". Does that make me weird?
Single or Group Dates:I've only been on single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Water
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Can I use a lifeline?
Do you Smoke:Definitely no. I'm only 15 anyway.
Do you Swear:Holy whole hand dealer no, but I use backwards music-related substitutes a whole cattle-notin' lot.
Do you Sing:Sometimes, but not often
Do you Shower Daily:Not daily. About 5 days a week.
Have you Been in Love:*sigh* Yes.
Do you want to go to College:Yes
Do you want to get Married:Very yes
Do you belive in yourself:No, I don't "be live" in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:I'd be more attractive if I could keep my mustache.
Are you a Health Freak:No, but I have freaky health.
Do you get along with your Parents:Sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:No, they remind me of the power going out, which reminds me of my computer not working, which reminds me of TORTURE!!!
Do you play an Instrument:I used to play the piano, but I'm out of practice.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No, I'm only 15.
In the past month have you Smoked:No, I'm only 15.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, I'm-- Why do I even bother?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No, not in the past month.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No, I rarely go to malls.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, I don't eat the boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Ew no.
In the past month have you been on Stage:I help out with Face to Face concerts, so technically yeah, sort of.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Why would I go skinny dipping in the winter? I don't skinny dip anyway.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No, why would I?
Ever been Drunk:No
Ever been called a Tease:I don't know what that would mean, so no.
Ever been Beaten up:Yes, in second grade. And maybe other grades around that time, I don't remember.
Ever Shoplifted:Nah.
How do you want to Die:I want to die while listening to backwards music.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A computer or a math.
What country would you most like to Visit:I dunno. Probably England or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:10⁵⁷

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


Take This Surv-- oh wait, the survey itself already said that.

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

Go to my sticky entry for more.

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