Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

Why am I still calling this Miiverse Backup Twuednesday if half the time I'm not sticking to my planned update schedule of every Tuesday or Wednesday?

Oh well, here's the last four of my 33 Miiverse posts in 2012! :)

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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 12/30/2012 9:40 PM

Octopus Dance
Finally made it to Stage 3!

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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 12/30/2012 10:02 PM

Pikmin Adventure
1-player mode as Pikmin: In Soviet Russia, Olimar follow YOU!

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(This is probably the first Soviet Russia joke I ever made - not just on Miiverse, but ever. I used to find them overused along with many other Internet memes that I hadn't heard of before 2008 or so and didn't understand, but then when I discovered mezzacotta in 2011, I really liked how certain characters make surreal Soviet Russia jokes - with this one probably being the most famous - and decided Soviet Russia jokes in general weren't so bad after all. Most of the Internet memes that annoyed me back then are a lot funnier than certain more recent Internet memes...)

Nintendo Land Community
Matt 12/30/2012 10:32 PM

Balloon Trip Breeze


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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 12/30/2012 10:56 PM

Yoshi's Fruit Cart


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(music tag should be: Snippets of Mario, Kid Icarus, SSB, BtVS, Enya, Dido, Céline Dion, Sarah McLachlan, Moya Brennan, Matchbox 20, Rascal Flatts, & Savage Garden music thrown together randomly in Audacity)

This has been kind of a disappointing April Fools' Day because:

1) Homestar Runner didn't update at all today, even though they did for April Fools' Day 2014, 2015, and 2016, and April Fools and Halloween are almost the only times they ever update nowadays.
2) I don't think many people noticed my April Fools prank at all.

For reference, my April Fools prank was this entry; however, when I first posted it (on March 31 in my time zone, but late enough that it was April 1 already for some of you), it was an exact copy of my first entry. Then I waited a few minutes or so and changed it to a copy of a different past entry in the same way... then changed it to another after a few more minutes, and so on - basically, if I was at my computer, I'd change the entry anywhere from once an hour to once every few minutes. (At first. I gradually updated it less and less often because it seemed like no one was noticing...)

By "exact copy", that means including the subject line, repost button, userpic, tags, mood, music, location... basically, everything except the timestamp, the comments, and friends-only status [though, of course, the only friends-only entries I used were ones that probably would've been fine being public]. And anything that I intended to change each time but accidentally forgot sometimes. Though if I used an entry I'd posted in _dreams_, autism, or asperger, I added a notice saying that it was cross-posted (even though I don't think copying a community entry to my own journal years later for April Fools' Day actually counts as cross-posting).

I chose the entries semi-randomly, sometimes by going to my Calendar for random years and months and picking a random entry I'd feel comfortable posting again, and sometimes by just putting in notable entries that I remember and wanted to include in this prank at some point. Some entries were used more than once.

And just to mess with your heads even more, I thought it might be fun to come up with a hypothetical FUTURE entry and add it into the mix! That's what the 2023 year in review is for. It ended up being my favorite thing about this prank, so I left that one up significantly longer than any other single entry.


Now that April Fools' Day is over, all the entries I ended up using are listed below for posterity. (Don't expect the repost buttons to work correctly, though...)


( The entries that you could've sworn that you'd seen already and/or that they said something completely different a few minutes ago, in order of their first use in this prank )

I HAVE A JOB OFFER NOW! (I've had one since earlier this week but I'm only just now posting about it) :)

In other news, here's some quizzes I took recently:

( cut for length again )

And why does the subject line make no sense? Because I found this recently:

http://watchout4snakes.com/wo4snakes/Random/RandomSentence

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Backwards Day
Write a backwards message for others to decipher.

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http://www.cleverbot.com/

Talking to CleverBot is hilarious! Except when it makes enough sense to seem like I'm having a legitimate conversation. Then it's just scary.

( Half of a conversation with it )

I'm not a repost button, I'm a real human!

Songs of patriotism
If you were a country, what would be your national anthem?

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I'm not sure whether this question means to make up my own song or use a pre-existing one. If it's the latter, I'll go with It Doesn't Make Sense by Dave Bulmer:



If you don't comply within 24 hours, we'll be forced to repost mice

http://www.unrelatedcaptions.com/

Words cannot describe this, but if they could, they would include: You will see loose white powder in pasta. This is necessary for proper cooking.

(On a slightly more serious note, none of the random unrelated captions in this post are in any images I've seen so far, by the way)

These will not protect you

( If you were a robot, what would you say when short-circuiting? )

Mine:

Self, forgetfulness is newish MissingNo. apocalypses a have.

What's YOUR short-circuit phrase?

EEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sorry, back to my post. So I was working on my calculus homework, and there were 26 problems, and I started at 6:sumpin PM and by 9, I had finished about 22.38960197323 of them until I found out that the assignment wasn't due tomorrow, but the next day. And I just wasted nearly all time I had to do anything else today.

Now words think Matt is stupid. And unlike the backward lyrics to Anywhere Is, I don't think Enya's going to "give it end". :(

EDIT: While correcting the backwards lyrics on OWY1U, I determined that it's "woods", not "words".

Waste your time reposting