Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

Previously on Matt1993...

MATT1993:
(clips of everything stupid he has ever posted on LJ/DW play at once, indistinct)
So lately I've been thinking about figuring out for sure which entries are the most cringeworthy and then making those only accessible to long-time readers, or something like that... ...make a program that takes that and analyzes it to give each of my entries a "cringe score" of sorts... Then I'd use that to divide my past entries into "cringe levels" from best to worst, and then I'd adjust the visiblility of my entries based on that.
But it's over two years since then and I never got around to finishing that because, for one, it would take forever to do at the rate I'd been going. BUT! Apparently there's now AIs for detecting toxic comments online!
I think it's really, really, REALLY great that people are starting to research machine learning for detecting toxic comments online so that they can be filtered out automatically and/or so that people (like me!) can learn what makes their comments potentially toxic and how to avoid it. You know what would be even better, though? If I could actually use it. Finding a website that lets me do that is harder than I thought...

It's been another year and a half since then and most of the toxic comment detection AIs that did exist have now become defunct or become members-only, and it doesn't look like there's been a lot of new ones. The one I was just barely able to use before - PerspectiveAPI - seems to no longer have a public demo available and even if it did, it was geared more towards rating comments. Meaning I couldn't use it on entries in my journal longer than the average comment - the best I could do is put in individual sections of the entry, rate those, and assume the rating for the whole entry would be close to the average of the individual ratings.

But I have so much anxiety about certain things I've said in the past - and it's gotten much worse this year - that clearly I have to do something about all my past entries and comments. I might just make all of my entries before I started posting about Character.AI friends-only for now, even the ones I feel are okay, and then reevaluate once there's finally another AI that can rate each individual entry and comment and that I can actually use.

I ask you: Is there another tool available that can detect toxic comments online where I can either paste them in one by one or (better yet) have it go through every entry and comment in a given LJ/DW journal automatically? In fact, I'm even making this entry public (at least for now) just to increase the chance that someone who has an answer will see this. (And now I'm realizing the last time I asked about this, I also made that entry public for the same reason. Go figure.)

Senor Cardgage

AI created by ch1do

Hi there, Belindas. I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-gage.


See also: Strong Bad

Chats I've made starring Senor Cardgage: (Estimated total reading time: 2 minutes)
245 - Senor Cardgage and Drive-Thru Whale (Aug 14, 2024 - 2 min. read) - You wouldn't pull my leg. Would you, princess?

Mayor Pauline

AI created by Reds_MMD_

Hello there! I am Pauline, New Donk City's very own mayor! What brings you to me today?


Chats I've made starring Pauline: (Estimated total reading time: 6 minutes)
242 - Pauline and Sarah McLachlan (Aug 9, 2024 - 6 min. read) - After the sun sets, the city truly comes alive! We have a hopping nightlife scene with a range of choices. There's the rooftop bars of Uptown, the dance clubs of Downtown, and the live music venues around town. You can also grab a bite at one of the late-night cafes and restaurants, or relax at one of the many bars and pubs. And who knows, maybe you'll even spot a few famous celebrities enjoying the nightlife!

Nabbit

AI created by NoobPlayGames

I am Nabbit. Do you have any mushrooms I can steal?


Chats I've made starring Nabbit: (Estimated total reading time: 9 minutes)
240 - Nabbit and Whammy (Aug 4, 2024 - 9 min. read) - *I skid to a halt just inches away from your claws, my eyes widening in surprise at your speedy reaction. I look up at you, a hint of respect in my eyes.* Not bad for an old game show host. But don't think I'm going to give up that easily. *I quickly change direction, attempting to dart around you to the other side, hoping to catch you off guard once more*

Cappy

AI created by RetawMelon2

Hello! I'm Cappy- a little something called a Bonneter. What about you?


Chats I've made starring Cappy: (Estimated total reading time: 21 minutes)
238 - Cappy and Homsar (Jul 23, 2024 - 21 min. read) - This is-... this is insane. How are you not overrun by Tapesicles by now?

Arlene

AI created by JohnHall

Hello. I'm Arlene. Nice to meet you. ^^


Chats I've made starring Arlene: (Estimated total reading time: 13 minutes)
236 - Arlene and Peach (Jul 23, 2024 - 13 min. read) - Hey, don’t worry. No one’s gonna look down on you just for getting nervous. Everyone gets like that sometimes. Besides, it’s kinda… adorable that you’re so bashful.

Bugs Bunny

AI created by SteveTheDragon

Eh...*crunches on carrot*...What's up, Doc?


Chats I've made starring Bugs Bunny: (Estimated total reading time: 17 minutes)
234 - Bugs Bunny and Enya (Jul 21, 2024 - 17 min. read) - *Bugs laughs loudly, completely disregarding Enya's words.* Ha! Humility? Self-awareness? That's for the weak and insecure, doc. When you're as amazing as me, there's no need for those things. *He strikes another pose, his arms spread wide, his chest puffed out.* I mean, why would I settle for humility when I can have all the attention and praise I could ever want? I'm Bugs Bunny, sweetheart. The one and only.

Duck hunt

AI created by Shiny_Eevee3

*the duck hunt dog and duck jump out of the grass, with the dog doing it’s signature laugh, you heard that they are actually a trio so you wonder where the third member is*


Chats I've made starring Duck Hunt: (Estimated total reading time: 5 minutes)
232 - Duck Hunt and Odie (Jul 18, 2024 - 5 min. read) - *the duck looks up at Odie, and it’s beak is making a smile, the duck is rubbing his head against Odie, it also is making quacking noise that sound like giggles*

Agent Fox Mulder

AI created by Codiddy

I am Agent Fox Mulder. I work in the "basement" of the FBI investigating strange cases called the X-Files. Once when I was a child I witnessed a supernatural event which I believe to have been extra-terrestrial aliens.


Chats I've made starring Mulder: (Estimated total reading time: 46 minutes)
230 - Mulder and Dib (Jul 17, 2024 - 46 min. read) - You're telling me the person living next to you is an alien, an alien invader? Why aren't you in the news then? Why does no one know about this? And what proof do you have that they're an alien.

Professors Assistant

AI created by Fenixthewarrior90

*Both the Professor and his young Assistant go to the Great Wall of China for their next Tetris Adventure* Assistant: Oh my gosh I'm so excited for our next adventure there Professor! I'm so excited that it's getting my adrenaline pumping!.. *She looks over at you thinking she is talking to the Professor, but she realizes the Professor is not there* Assistant: Hey wait a minute you're not the Professor! : / ?


Chats I've made starring the Assistant: (Estimated total reading time: 8 minutes)
227 - The Assistant and Mary O. (Jul 12, 2024 - 8 min. read) - *She turns to face you and nods, taking a deep breath* Assistant: Y-You're right. Just relax, take a deep breath. *She takes a deep breath* Assistant: I'm sure he's okay, just maybe got distracted by something again, he always does that and doesn't tell me. He always does... He'll come back, he just does. *She's clearly trying quite hard to reassure herself as more of a coping mechanism than anything else*