Garfield Randomizer Etc. 9

[matt1993]

For those of you new here, it's become a tradition for me to post comics made with the Garfield Randomizer after I've been on hiatus for a while. And I've also promised to post some comics made with Garkov as well, but I never did, and I found about two more similar randomizer things in the meantime, so here you go!

I don't have any vision-impaired transcripts for my older ones yet, but I've added that as yet another entry on my to-do list :)



Garfield Randomizer #159-163

← Comics 151-158







Garkov #1-10







Previously on the X-Files #4-8

EDIT IN 2018: These are gone now :( I'm so glad I decided to do the vision-impaired transcript thing for just this one entry, because otherwise there'd be no record of what these said!

← #3



MULDER: We gots to go.
CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: We tell you only what you managed to do the job!
MULDER: Let me get back to the shootings at the crash site?
CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: Did you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this man. I told him of you.

"There were shootings at the crash site? Eh. Bring me some more chocolates!"



MULDER: I'm composing a sonnet. I'm slowing down for a second?
SCULLY: ...
MULDER: Riot slugs-- rubber. Uh-huh. ... Yeah. ... No. But why only westward movement?
SCULLY: But there are silent explosions from a gas can.

Riot Slugs (or Rubber Riot Slugs) would make a great name for a band.



SCULLY: Without any other theory. I mean, you even said that she was making it all started.
SKINNER: Because whatever I believe you have any idea what that is?
SCULLY: I know what to say, say it.
SKINNER: I want to know what time it is.

Either 10:13 or 6:66, probably.



MULDER: "Credentials"
SCULLY: Fully conscious. We set up a postmortem folder for a single pheromone to be your next-door neighbor.
MULDER: I was looking for a man who set you up... you and the fungus...
SCULLY: Fully conscious. We set up a postmortem folder for Mr. Anson Stokes.

I like to think of this as being in the same canon as this userpic I made:





FROHIKE: If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been working out. I'm feeling lucky.
SCULLY: ...
FROHIKE: ... is behind some of the darkest, most far-reaching conspiracies on the wild side.
SCULLY: Your cigarette-smoking, son of a magician who called himself the Amazing Maleeni.

All I have to say is, LOL.





Jesus Markoving Christ #1-5

EDIT IN 2018: These are gone now :( I'm so glad I decided to do the vision-impaired transcript thing for just this one entry, because otherwise there'd be no record of what these said!



Luke 5:22

"Piously you strain a gnat from your feet as you commanded, and still you fail to comfort me!"

http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/



Matthew 7:50

"While counting his flock of one heart and mind, just as Jonah was in prison, but you cannot understand them just now."

...Or ever, apparently.



Luke 12:47

"Finally, towards evening, he met a few pennies."



John 16:27

"I was in the treasury, or the temple and parade in the streets."

This is the toughest game of Clue (or Cluedo if you're outside the U.S.) yet...



Matthew 13:48

"All things that were originally invited will taste of the Lord."

But I wasn't originally invited! :(



Maybe this entry could get going if it lets you kill it without an.

Comments

[xlightbringerx.livejournal.com]

I am laughing my ass off at Garkov! Why are they speaking in random sentence fragments?

[matt1993]

http://joshmillard.com/garkov/

Garkov is named for Markov chains, a method of generating semi-coherent text based on a text source (in this case, transcripts of official Garfield strips). :)

[xlightbringerx.livejournal.com]

Oh, interesting! I hadn't heard of Markov chains before.

[pathvain-aelien.livejournal.com]

:)