matt1993: (back of riley's head)
EDIT ON MAY 12, 2018: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF MY GLOSSARY... or at least the oldest version that was a sticky entry rather than on my profile, anyway. THE NEW GLOSSARY IS... nowhere, yet, but I'm going to FINALLY get around to updating this glossary for the first time in years after I'm done fixing all my entries on both LJ and DW.

I made this sticky entry in 2011, but then I didn't update it much after that and left it outdated for nearly SEVEN YEARS - long enough that I decide I might as well preserve the old version of the glossary, but make it no longer sticky in favor of a NEW sticky entry with the updated glossary.

Everything below this point is as the entry originally appeared, except I got rid of the lj-like buttons. The former subject line was simply "Glossary of Matt1993isms".

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I finally got around to updating this glossary and moving it to a sticky post so that it wouldn't clutter up my profile and I could have LJ-cuts to jump to certain sections!

Although the whole point of these multiple LJ-cuts is for ease of navigation (i.e. if I reference a Matt1993ism in the definition of a Matt1993ism in a different section, I'd link to the proper section), I haven't had the time to actually go through and add all these links, so stay tuned for that. I also thought about adding artwork for certain entries *cough*/crazymegavideo/*cough*, so stay tuned for that too. :)

As I said in the old glossary, if you spot a Matt1993ism I used that I haven't defined here, or if FoxReplace messes up the "pucker up because it's time for lunch" entry again, etc., please let me know :)

EDIT: Added some more Matt1993isms and tags, but still need to add the links and artwork. I'm also pretty sure there was another Matt1993ism that I still forgot to add...

/-7 ) A ) B ) Ca-Ch ) Co-Cr ) D-E ) F-G ) H ) I-K ) L-M ) N ) O ) Pi-Pro ) Prt-Pu ) Q-R ) S-T ) U-W ) Y ) Abbreviations )

Too bad I don't have a Matt1993ism that has to do with reposting
matt1993: (homsar dying)
Tonight at 2:46 AM Central (time zone converter) will mark exactly 666 days after my 666 dream, which means that today is the 666th day after it :O (If you don't understand, think of how right now it has been 0 full days since my dreams last night, yet today is the 1st day after them.)

On the plus side, my college visit went pretty well! :)

Po665st t665o y665our 665jou665rn665al!
matt1993: (aha!)
In about 27 minutes, I have to leave for a college visit. This time, I'm gonna be staying overnight in a dorm with current students, so I'll be back Monday. Let's hope that nobody asks me whether or not I listen to a really popular band...

Also, yesterday I uploaded my 100th userpic! Yay!! Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] an_bhean_airgid for posting the comment that required me to upload this userpic for my reply!

Also, something I've been wondering: Y'see, whenever I get a LiveJournal comment and am worried about what it might say, for some reason I always scroll straight to the bottom of the comment notification as quick as possible, then scroll back up slowly to the comment. Does anyone else do this? And if so, do you have any idea why it would feel safer to scroll all the way down and then back up even though it'd be the same comment either way?

Also, my left ear starting hurting for no apparent reason last Tuesday (it felt like it was either broken or constantly being pushed on), but today it doesn't seem to hurt anymore. What's weird about that is that it started hurting exactly 659 days after my first 666 dream (the number 659 appeared in a semi-recent dream) and exactly a week before the Day of Frozen Pets. Coincidence? Then again, I never had a dream with 664 in it, so the day it stopped hurting doesn't seem to be significant...

Finally, a quiz:



You Are Math



You are simply brilliant. You are bright, intelligent, and creative.

You've always had a head for numbers, and people are amazed by the math you can mentally do.



You are comfortable with theories. Abstract ideas and concepts delight you.

You think on a whole other plane. You see patterns and logic where others see chaos.




Creative, no. Everything else, spot on.

Post to--OW MY EAR!!--your journal!
matt1993: (infinite-paragraph essay)
I just worked on the rough draft of my research paper for 4 or 5 hours. Guess what I managed to finish? Editing the outline. About half of the introduction. A tiny bit of one body paragraph. And that's all I have to show for myself. And I only have 2 more days to work on it.

"Research Paper of the Apocalypse" is an understatement now. So is "Research Paper of the Apocalypse of the Apocalypse". In fact, even...

10 print "Research Paper"
20 print " of the Apocalypse"
30 goto 20
40 end

...is an understatement, because at this rate, I'll be done by Thursday. No, not the Thursday it's due on - the one after that. Which is also two days after the Day of Frozen Pets (it gets tedious to say "the 666th day after my first 666 dream" over and over).

Speaking of the Day of Frozen Pets, today I realized that that's 100 days before my birthday. Scary...

Anyways, don't expect to see me for a LOOOOOOONG time. :(

Your reposted entry will be due in 4000 B.C. NO late papers!
matt1993: (no one shoots at santa claus)
In 2011, matt1993 resolves to...
Keep my apocalypse clean.
Spend less time on mario.
Drink four glasses of math every day.
Volunteer to spend time with weird dreams.
Take evening classes in gamecube.
Admit my true feelings to erm_dreams.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


For the record, I've tried cleaning my apocalypse before, but when I put my 666 stuff with my clocks showing irregular times, I accidentally spilled my 666-flavored water on them and short-circuited them. And then my frozen pets melted on them, too. I had to ask The Back of Us for new ones.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, matt1993 sent to me...
Twelve jynxgirls drumming
Eleven erm_dreams piping
Ten adreams_tellers a-leaping
Nine x-files dancing
Eight glitches a-milking
Seven screenshots a-swimming
Six calculus a-laying
Five physi-i-i-ics
Four computers
Three inside jokes
Two weird dreams
...and a mario in a christianity.
Get your own Twelve Days:


I wanted nine Enyas dancing! :(

Post this enya into your homestar runner!
matt1993: (dr. t. j. eckleburg)
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

Input text or a URL and it searches for patterns throughout it, such as the amount of words, the amount of words beginning with a vowel, the numerical values of the letters, etc. Numbers found that are multiples of 7 or have digits that add to multiples of 7 are considered "good" and numbers that are or add to multiples of 13 or 666 are considered "evil". (I dunno if it searches for any other spiritually significant numbers.) Then it gives you a percentage of "good" and "evil" and a rundown of the 7's, 13's, and 666's found.

Interesting ones I've found so far:

"Holy whole hand dealer" - 97% evil. Not very holy, apparently.
"666", "six six six", and "six hundred sixty-six" are strangely all half and half. "Six sixty-six" is, even more ironically, 99% good. "Frozen pets", which appeared in the same dream as the number 666, is also 99% good. So is "Om nom nom nom", which has three 666's in phone number form.
"PrtSc Land" - 87% evil. <sarcasm>What a surprise.</sarcasm>
Its own description, despite claiming to give results that are "absolutely correct", is 29% evil. That's why I'm saying these are "interesting ones" rather than "revelations" or somesuch.
"Chuck Norris" - unsurprisingly, 98% evil
"Dr. Octagonapus" is 99% evil (apparently just from the title Dr.), yet "Shoop Da Woop" is 99% good.
"Procrastination" is 99% good. No wonder I've been so inclined to not work on OWY1U.
"BS Analyser" - 99% evil. The Gematriculator is even meaner to the BS Analyser than it is to itself.
"Cure for autism" - 89% good. In the rundown, it also says that "autism"=650=13×50.

If you find another interesting one, let me know.

EDIT: Interesting ones I found on my own later: (you may wanna bookmark this)

"SmackJeeves" and "Homestar Runner Wiki Forum" are ironically 80% and 99% good, respectively.
"Sins" and "arsonist" are ironically multiples of 7.

Post to your journal (this phrase is 99% good)

200th post!

Mon, Aug. 17th, 2009 16:09
matt1993: (afer ventus or the river sings backwards)
For my 200th LJ entry (my profile will say 201, but that's because I haven't deleted the welcome entry that's automatically made for new users), I decided to do something completely pointless: take the first word from my first post, the second word from my second post, the third word from my third post, and so on, all the way up to this one. (If post #X has Y words, and Y is less than X, then the remainder of X ÷ Y is Z, and I use the Zth word instead, or the last if Z is zero.) And yes, this is a ripoff of 160 Seconds.

So here goes )

Context )

While doing this, I've noticed that I have quite a few posts that are exactly 48 words long, by the way. Coincidence?

On a less pointless note, I had to get my braces tightened again today. And this time, there are rubber bands holding the top and bottom braces together (which have to be changed every time I eat or brush my teeth, and also before I go to bed), so it probably won't pull a my wisdom teeth this time. :(

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

Go to my sticky entry for more.

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