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Right now I am way too: depressed

pathvain_aelien: (something about how it's hard for me to beat Big Bullet Bill in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games because he's a bullet)
MOM: Yeah, but he hasn't had the pig flu!

*groan* What's even worse is that there was another lame swine flu joke yesterday and I forgot it. Fortunately, I'm getting better now, so I shouldn't have to put up with this for too much longer. Unfortunately, school starts tomorrow, and the students at school are WAY too obsessed with lame popular culture, including the swine flu. :(

Big Bullet Bill can repost this faster than you

Right now I am way too: annoyed
Location: Not-a-Swine Land

pathvain_aelien: I hope you're not a swine [later today because saying "tomorrow" after midnight last night technically makes it mean Saturday].

*groan*

Hopefully, this post won't be a swine by the time you repost it

What is the hidden meaning of your name?

Matt:

praiseworthy

This post is praiseworthy! I'm reposting!

Right now I am way too: SWINE FLU IS A CHIN RAG

Apparently, I might could have the swine flu.

One thing I wonder is, I've hated having to hear about it ever since the day after the first day I heard about it. Why did it choose just now to annoy me with the possibility of me having it?

EDIT: I just noticed that my "stcnu" and "swine flu" tags are on the exact same five entries. Go figure.

STCNU

Location: The detect button doesn't know peace fear fire either
Soundtrack: Enya - On My Way Home in C Minor

For my 200th LJ entry (my profile will say 201, but that's because I haven't deleted the welcome entry that's automatically made for new users), I decided to do something completely pointless: take the first word from my first post, the second word from my second post, the third word from my third post, and so on, all the way up to this one. (If post #X has Y words, and Y is less than X, then the remainder of X ÷ Y is Z, and I use the Zth word instead, or the last if Z is zero.) And yes, this is a ripoff of 160 Seconds.

( So here goes )

( Context )

While doing this, I've noticed that I have quite a few posts that are exactly 48 words long, by the way. Coincidence?

On a less pointless note, I had to get my braces tightened again today. And this time, there are rubber bands holding the top and bottom braces together (which have to be changed every time I eat or brush my teeth, and also before I go to bed), so it probably won't pull a my wisdom teeth this time. :(

Right now I am way too: annoyed
Location: still at school

http://www.mostfungames.com/swine-flu-hamdemic.htm

Ugh, even online game websites won't shut the cattle note up about the swine flu. :(

Publicar en el diario

Right now I am way too: indescribable
Soundtrack: Enya - Na Laetha Gael M'Óige

Folktales of the City
What is your favorite urban legend? Have you or anyone you know ever been fooled by one?

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UGH. Urban legends are the twelfth worst thing on the Internet. Until I remember which other things I forgot, that is. The list is as follows:

1. Rickrolls (and alternatives to it)
2. The Internet's tendency to pick completely random things and be like, "Okay, everyone, portray Clippit as being evil!"
3. People who are biased against MS Paint
4. "IT'S OVER 9000!"
5. "That's what she said"
6. "Your mom"
7. The "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" banana
8. Screamers
9. Chuck Norris jokes
10. Jokes about the swine flu
11. "SH00P DA W00P"
12. Urban legends

It looks like you're going to repost this entry. Need some help?

Right now I am way too: impatient for apocalypse
Location: computer lab at school, unfortunately
Soundtrack: Coldplay - Speed of Sound

End of the World as We Know It
Robert Frost speculated about the world ending in fire or in ice. Which do you think is likely to end us all: meteorite, global warming, nuclear weapons, zombies, or the superflu?

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I dunno how, but I know when. Maybe. And SHUT THE CATTLE NOTE UP about the swine flu already!

Be skeptical

Right now I am way too: shut up about the swine flu!!!

Swine Times
Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?

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I'm so sick of hearing about the swine flu. The only difference between swine flu and any other flu is that it makes people who DON'T have it go crazy. So, no, I am not worried about catching the swine flu. I'm worried that people won't shut up about it.

SWINE!!!!!

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

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Lame swine flu joke of the yesterday
I'm gonna post every swine flu joke I get from now on so you guys can see what I have to put up with
So, to end the day on a non-swine-flu note:
AW GNAT!
200th post!
STCNU
Writer's Block: Folktales of the City
Writer's Block: End of the World as We Know It
Writer's Block: Swine Times

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Entries tagged with swine flu

Lame swine flu joke of the yesterday

I'm gonna post every swine flu joke I get from now on so you guys can see what I have to put up with

So, to end the day on a non-swine-flu note:

AW GNAT!

200th post!

STCNU

Writer's Block: Folktales of the City

Writer's Block: End of the World as We Know It

Writer's Block: Swine Times