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https://www.livejournal.com/2018/

Apparently the image that's automatically generated by this feature doesn't stay around forever - it gets replaced every year with the next year's version, so my "2017 in LJ" entry is now showing the 2018 stats. Lame... So if you're reading this a year or more later, my actual 2018 stats were 126 entries posted and 948 comments and likes received.

I don't like it when things get deleted or replaced after only one year or less. If homestarrunner.com took that approach, only one Strong Bad Email would still be on the site by now and it's one that isn't technically counted as a sbemail. If Super Smash Bros. took that approach, NONE of the characters that are in it would be there because all of them - even the most-recently-created ones like Inkling, Corrin, and Incineroar - debuted at least two years before Super Smash Bros. Ultimate came out. </rant>

← 2017

In other news, I've fixed over 1,000 entries! Yay! :D

Right now I am way too: depressed
This entry probably looks way better at: https://matt1993.livejournal.com/350016.html

So depressed right now. I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight because today I found out that yet another YouTube channel I'd found out about (thanks to Quidd) and kinda wanted to check out eventually is controversial - SSSniperWolf. And knowing about this makes me keep thinking about the Etika and cobanermani456 things again and worrying that I'll be hated for liking any of these channels, or wanting to see more of their videos (or any of their videos, as I haven't actually watched SSSniperWolf yet). Same thing with YouTube channels that became controversial before this year like PewdiePie and JonTron...

Are any of you going to dislike or judge me for wanting to see these channels? If not, please say so even if you feel like you'd be repeating something you've already said. I can't take this depression much longer...

Could someone more emotionally stable than me please research what these controversies are really all about and tell me what actually happened? (EDIT: I should clarify, I mean aside from the PewdiePie and JonTron ones as I think I know what those were about... but is it lame that I had no idea until I asked someone about those?) I've tried looking them up myself but didn't get far because a) it made me depressed easily and b) I know that I'm going to hear at least two sides to each story and not know which one is actually true, and be hated if I think the one that isn't true is true (which I'm told I have done already regarding cobanermani456).

Right now I am way too: hungry

Hey - I was the seventh person to answer today's LJ poll! :)

Also, happy birthday to

dhendrikson420,

awehla,

negoto_dayo,

atlandbiz,

pickleboot, and

kirill_kuzmin!

I'm still too pathetic to wish anyone a happy birthday on time... :(

Pollst to your journal! (yeah, that was lame)

Right now I am way too: relieved
Soundtrack: Zelda Can Can

I'm finally done with my second semester of college! Although so far, the only courses I know for sure I passed are Computer Science (with a B) and Chemistry Lab (with I'm not sure what). I did feel more confident about Computer Architecture and Chemistry class than I did with Computer Science, though. No idea about Statistics, though :(

I used to be good at math! In first grade, while the rest of the class was taught addition and subtraction, I was taught that and multiplication, and as those of you know, I took Calculus I as a high school junior and did well in it. Whatever happened to that?

Ah well, at least I get to relax for...about 12 days, because I have to take two summer classes and one of them's English II. :( So I'm probably still not going to catch up on my friends page yet if I want to have even the slightest chance of getting done with my program to prioritize everything before I need it for my summer classes.

Happy belated birthday to

krickadoodle,

squidmuse,

barrakuda_a,

hartlyn,

karla_somebody,

gettingoutthere,

kandigurl (I think I already wished you happy birthday on Facebook on time, but still), and

darkdragoonfan! (I know, I'm too pathetic to wish any of my LJ friends a happy birthday on time...)

Some funny videos I found:

Watch on YouTube

( Five more like it )

So...you'll play?

Right now I am way too: tired
Soundtrack: Dido - Sand in My Shoes

EDIT ON MAY 12, 2018: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF MY GLOSSARY... or at least the oldest version that was a sticky entry rather than on my profile, anyway. THE NEW GLOSSARY IS... nowhere, yet, but I'm going to FINALLY get around to updating this glossary for the first time in years after I'm done fixing all my entries on both LJ and DW.

I made this sticky entry in 2011, but then I didn't update it much after that and left it outdated for nearly SEVEN YEARS - long enough that I decide I might as well preserve the old version of the glossary, but make it no longer sticky in favor of a NEW sticky entry with the updated glossary.

Everything below this point is as the entry originally appeared, except I got rid of the lj-like buttons. The former subject line was simply "Glossary of Matt1993isms".

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I finally got around to updating this glossary and moving it to a sticky post so that it wouldn't clutter up my profile and I could have LJ-cuts to jump to certain sections!

Although the whole point of these multiple LJ-cuts is for ease of navigation (i.e. if I reference a Matt1993ism in the definition of a Matt1993ism in a different section, I'd link to the proper section), I haven't had the time to actually go through and add all these links, so stay tuned for that. I also thought about adding artwork for certain entries *cough*/crazymegavideo/*cough*, so stay tuned for that too. :)

As I said in the old glossary, if you spot a Matt1993ism I used that I haven't defined here, or if FoxReplace messes up the "pucker up because it's time for lunch" entry again, etc., please let me know :)

EDIT: Added some more Matt1993isms and tags, but still need to add the links and artwork. I'm also pretty sure there was another Matt1993ism that I still forgot to add...

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Too bad I don't have a Matt1993ism that has to do with reposting

Walkin' the line
Do you prefer being the good cop or the bad cop?

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A) The good cop, of course.

B) Is it lame of me to have to Google "good cop or bad cop" to find out whether or not I could just take this question to mean, "Do you prefer being good or bad?"

You have the right to repost to your journal

Wait, that's not how it happened
How do you feel when an adapted film's story deviates from the original material?

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<lame>I dunno, because

pathvain_aelien is usually the only one to notice.</lame>

Adapt into a movie

Right now I am way too: bad memories!!

Mind blitz
Is there anyone you would permanently erase from your life and memory? If so, who and why?

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Most members of SmackJeeves and the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum. Because SmackJeeves never gives constructive criticism when you need it and the HRWF is way too obsessed with lame Internet memes.

IMA FIRIN MAH REPOST LAZOR (see how annoying it is?)

Right now I am way too: happy but kinda bored

Prone to puns
How would you describe your sense of humor in six words or less?

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Puns aren't lame, immature humor is!

EDIT: I just noticed this is my 450th post.

EDIT ON OCTOBER 27, 2017: It's actually my 449th post.

Insist that puns are lame

I've been straining to come up with a new profile name ever since I decided that "Christmas Modifier: +2" is a kinda lame profile name when it's not Christmas, and I finally have one:

MOM: Did you finish your computer assignment?
ME: Computer sonnet?

So my new profile name is Computer Sonnet. Yay!

ABBAABBACDECDE

Love is deaf
Could you spend the rest of your life with someone who had horrific taste in music? How important is it to you to share your love of music with a good friend or romantic partner?

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I'm not going to answer this on account of the fact that "horrific taste in music" could mean "music that people who like [lame] popular culture consider horrific or have never heard of", the latter of which means Enya, which means the Writer's Block hates my taste in music. Aw gnat, I just answered it. Oh well.

You like Enya? That's so lame!

http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/

These are all hilarious, even the immature ones! (And I usually hate immature humor, so that's saying something.) I think my favorite so far is "Expand the equation". :)

EDIT: Now that I've read all of the posts as of "Chem win", my new favorite is the one where Walt Whitman has a blue ox named Emily Dickinson. Even if a later portion of that essay stereotypes LiveJournal as being for emo poetry.

In other news, now I have notes for all my exam essays, or exays, and have about half of my The Great Gatsby essay finished. Yay!

Find x

I didn't have too much homework today. My days are getting better, but they still have a while to go before I consider them "good" again.

In fact, I'm actually gonna try and catch up on my friendslist today!
EDIT: Skimming my friendslist actually didn't take that long...

To save this post from being extremely generic, I'm gonna post not the result of a quiz I took (since the result was kinda lame), but a weird glitch in one of the questions.

Take a quiz that is racist against the number 1!

Yes. It said question three of two. There was also no question one, but this isn't pictured since I can't take a screenshot of the lack of it. Stupid Quiz Galaxy.

Generic repost button

Right now I am way too: depressed

pathvain_aelien: (something about how it's hard for me to beat Big Bullet Bill in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games because he's a bullet)
MOM: Yeah, but he hasn't had the pig flu!

*groan* What's even worse is that there was another lame swine flu joke yesterday and I forgot it. Fortunately, I'm getting better now, so I shouldn't have to put up with this for too much longer. Unfortunately, school starts tomorrow, and the students at school are WAY too obsessed with lame popular culture, including the swine flu. :(

Big Bullet Bill can repost this faster than you

Right now I am way too: annoyed
Location: Not-a-Swine Land

pathvain_aelien: I hope you're not a swine [later today because saying "tomorrow" after midnight last night technically makes it mean Saturday].

*groan*

Hopefully, this post won't be a swine by the time you repost it

Location: Okay, I'm through with the ITDBBOWTPIAOM; it's gotten lame

Nothing to fear but fear itself
What is your biggest fear? Have you tried to overcome it?

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Making a fool of myself. Any time I post ANYTHING online or go to ANY social place, I am trying to overcome it. It works unless I forget about the fear completely.

Overcome fear

Location: I'll name you...DetectButton1140142492720.
Soundtrack: Super Mario Galaxy - Cosmic Mario theme in G Major (again)

nyaoran
Interspecies Communication
Have you ever had your feelings hurt by an animal?

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Do Neopets count? Because Nimmo1140142492720 sure was mean about me sucking at Godori (That's the name of the card game in Shenkuu, right? Haven't been on Neopets in awhile). He said, "You're just playing badly to trick me, right?" or something like that. :(

Then again, I was probably mean to him by giving him (and his siblings) a lame name. Curse my the fact that only the Neopian Times tells you not to give Neopets species-number-style names and not the page where you actually name your Neopet.

Repost to trick me

Right now I am way too: amused
Location: So this is the detect button's feet, if not here has a party
Soundtrack: See entry

There are several misheard SSBB theme lyric videos, but this is my favorite so far.

EDIT ON SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2017: Well, this particular video is down now, but search for "super smash bros. brawl misheard lyrics" and maybe you'll find the other ones I've seen. And I'm gonna try and recreate the lyrics from the one that's down now from memory:

I'll be the Darth [at this point, the video said "lolstarwars?"]
Eat a noob
So this is Yoshi's feet
If not here has a party
I'll be the Darth
Eat a noob
He's going through a bread [or maybe it was "pulling through a bread"]
You can't eat with a spoon :(
Why are there some videos?
Why, only throw them on Venus!
There's more people
He's porting
Huh? Are more people speaking?
WHAT, LINK?!
HE'S LAME?!
NOOOO! I'M STARVING!!
Hey...
Yes, more please
Oh, jeez, let me in
We only need for best people yes-men, yeah
There is a condo [or maybe it was "combo"]
You, yeah, don't expect congrats
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Throw post on Venus

Location: The detect button doesn't know peace fear fire either
Soundtrack: Enya - On My Way Home in C Minor

For my 200th LJ entry (my profile will say 201, but that's because I haven't deleted the welcome entry that's automatically made for new users), I decided to do something completely pointless: take the first word from my first post, the second word from my second post, the third word from my third post, and so on, all the way up to this one. (If post #X has Y words, and Y is less than X, then the remainder of X ÷ Y is Z, and I use the Zth word instead, or the last if Z is zero.) And yes, this is a ripoff of 160 Seconds.

( So here goes )

( Context )

While doing this, I've noticed that I have quite a few posts that are exactly 48 words long, by the way. Coincidence?

On a less pointless note, I had to get my braces tightened again today. And this time, there are rubber bands holding the top and bottom braces together (which have to be changed every time I eat or brush my teeth, and also before I go to bed), so it probably won't pull a my wisdom teeth this time. :(

Right now I am way too: bored but at least it's summer

li_bean
Comic Instinct
Do you think animals have a sense of humor?

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Given that Brookes (that would be

pathvain_aelien's cat for those of you new here) once told

ellaina02 she was lame via ICQ, probably not.

lame

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

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Entries tagged with lame

My 2018 in LJ

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Poll position

Well, that's over with

Ye Olde Gloſsarie of Matthew-MCMXCIII-iſms.

Writer's Block: Walkin' the line

Writer's Block: Wait, that's not how it happened

Writer's Block: Mind blitz

Writer's Block: Prone to puns

Another LJ profile name change

Writer's Block: Love that's obsessed with pop culture is even more deaf

I found the perfect balance between humor I find funny and immature humor I find lame!

It's a start

Lame swine flu joke of the yesterday

I'm gonna post every swine flu joke I get from now on so you guys can see what I have to put up with

Writer's Block: Nothing to fear but fear itself

Writer's Block: Interspecies Communication

Misheard SSBB theme lyrics

200th post!

Writer's Block: Comic Instinct