matt1993 | Entries tagged with bread

Since for this school year I have to keep a journal for English class and write an entry everyday, I haven't had much time to write in this journal. I'll catch up by posting some of the most interesting things I've heard about that I can think about off the top of my head.

http://jesustoasters.com/ - A toaster that toasts an image of Jesus onto bread. :D

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20014645-503543.html - Seems that Hitler was actually racist against himself.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/02/earlyshow/living/parenting/main6828957.shtml - A baby...smoking? UNIVERSE gained 1 SIGN OF APOCALYPSE!

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/09/13/school-suspends-cryi.html - Bloodshot eyes automatically mean marijuana? UNIVERSE gained another SIGN OF APOCALYPSE!

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2010/08/drunk-man-jailed-after-arguing-with-bike-argument-winner-unclear.html - I can kinda understand why he might argue with his bike, because my bike would never let me ride it ;)

Bike to your journal

There are several misheard SSBB theme lyric videos, but this is my favorite so far.

EDIT ON SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2017: Well, this particular video is down now, but search for "super smash bros. brawl misheard lyrics" and maybe you'll find the other ones I've seen. And I'm gonna try and recreate the lyrics from the one that's down now from memory:

I'll be the Darth [at this point, the video said "lolstarwars?"]
Eat a noob
So this is Yoshi's feet
If not here has a party
I'll be the Darth
Eat a noob
He's going through a bread [or maybe it was "pulling through a bread"]
You can't eat with a spoon :(
Why are there some videos?
Why, only throw them on Venus!
There's more people
He's porting
Huh? Are more people speaking?
WHAT, LINK?!
HE'S LAME?!
NOOOO! I'M STARVING!!
Hey...
Yes, more please
Oh, jeez, let me in
We only need for best people yes-men, yeah
There is a condo [or maybe it was "combo"]
You, yeah, don't expect congrats
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Throw post on Venus

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

Go to my sticky entry for more.

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