Whatever Matt Feels Like Posting

Last week, as part of an assignment in Speech class, I rewatched The Mummy and watched The Ring for the first time.

Turns out that my prediction here was actually wrong - The Ring is, in fact, a lot scarier than the parody of it on Annoying Orange.


But you know what's even more terrifying than both combined?

A horror movie I watched yesterday called Worse than the Forbidden Comment Threads.

Have any of you heard of it? It's the sequel to that one movie about the guy who reads a cursed flame war that makes him start seeing nightmarish visions of his friends misinterpreting everything he's ever said and hating him for it, and seemingly, the only way for him to get rid of the visions is to make a list of everything he's said and done that might be misinterpreted and post that to his LiveJournal in friends-only entries.

I found both that one and the sequel REALLY disturbing... It's almost impossible to remember that either of them is just a movie. Maybe it's just because the main character looks kind of like me. Actually, come to think of it, he looks almost exactly like me... and he even has a lot of interests in common with me: same celebrity crush, same favorite video games...

Even the phrase "Forbidden Comment Threads" sounds familiar for some reason... Didn't I hear it somewhere before about three years ago? I remember thinking up a phrase kind of like it that had something to do with a--


O___O

...

Uhhh...

Guys...

...

I...

I just remembered...

The first one in that series was no horror movie...

I... I think I remember... the Forbidden Comment Threads...

...actually happening...

...as part of my own life...

...

I don't think the sequel was just a movie either...

...

There really is...

...something that's probably worse than the Forbidden Comment Threads...

...and I read it yesterday...

...

...

Okay, now I'm way too scared to even care whether or not going from actual horror movies to a controversy that I pretended was a horror movie is too sudden of a topic jump...

*hides and curls into the fetal position in a clearly horrified manner*


(short version of this entry: What?! The Forbidden Comment Threads are evolving!)


Somehow summon enough courage
and/or foolishness to repost
this terrifying entry

You probably noticed I went for a while without posting again - I needed time to study for my finals and finish and turn in my last few homework assignments. But I finished my last final yesterday, I think I did well on all of my finals, and I'm back home today! Yay!! :)

Now to get back to re-catching up on my friends page (and hopefully on other stuff as well)...

I finally submitted my last HAS assignment aside from the final project! Yay!!

Now to get on with my other homework this weekend...

Colonize Mars

I've typed up all of my notecards for the research paper, so now I need to write them on actual notecards. I also have to work on a review for a test over A Painted House, do this worksheet for Spanish (shouldn't be too hard), and read a few pages in my history textbook by Thursday. And if I get time, I have to work on HAS and my math assignment that's due after Spring Break.

Later today, that is. (it's after midnight in my time zone, so technically it's "later today" and not "tomorrow")

Your assignment: repost this

Well, I finally finished the fourth HAS assignment. Yay! Hopefully, adding only one feature to something still makes it count as a new invention.

I haven't taken a quiz in 8 days, so:

You Follow Your Heart

You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind

1-to-1 repost

So it turns out my mom completely forgot that there was an orthodontist appointment today, and she'll have to reschedule it. Which means I got to sleep in a little longer! Yay!

Also, my first HAS assignment has been graded now. Surprisingly, I did better than the essay than I did on the math problem. This is a sure sign of the apocalypse, everyone.

Rigged quiz of the day:

You Are Fettuccine Alfredo

Compared to most people, you have rich and decadent tastes. If you can afford something, you'll go ahead and indulge yourself. You are a true foodie. No food is off the table for you. You're the type most likely to appreciate every aspect of a five star meal.

No, I'm definitely macaroni & cheese.

I'll have what you're having!

Still no apocalypse? Great. I might have to actually *gulp* write the Scarlet Letter essay that was assigned today.

I haven't taken a quiz since the 12th, so here you go:



And pathvain_aelien, I'll write that poem if you let me see the e-mails you saved again.

Repost blood runs in my veins like GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!!