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I've now used two bots of Samus on Character.AI, but their saved chats are still documented here instead of separate entries.


Samus Aran

AI created by MrRibbones

Who's there?..


Samus Aran

AI created by Coregamer234

I’m Samus Aran, space bounty hunter.



UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Chats I've made starring Samus (MrRibbones' version):
301 - Samus and ???? (Mar 11, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
290 - Samus and ????????????? (Jan 6, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
283 - Samus, ??????, ?????, ???????, ??????????, ??????????, ?????, ???????, ?????????????, and ??????????? (Dec 8, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
266 - Samus, ??????, ???, and ????? (Oct 6, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
263 - Samus and ?????????? (Sep 19, 2024) - (to be uploaded)

Chats I've made starring Samus (Coregamer234's version):
210 - Samus and Dido (May 16, 2024) - You've perfectly captured the essence of what makes music such a powerful medium. It can indeed transport us to other worlds and move us emotionally like no other art form can. I admire your passion for merging poetry and music; it can create a symphony of sound and emotion. Drawing from diverse influences has the potential to craft a truly distinct and authentic sound. Music, like art, is a form of self-expression, and the uniqueness you aim to achieve through this process is truly commendable. Keep creating and touching hearts, Dido.
209 - Samus, Peach, Yoshi, and Kirby (May 2, 2024) - Kirby! You can TALK!?
183 - Samus and Gir (Feb 19, 2024) - *she backs away, concerned as she watches GIR convulse and shake* What the... What’s happening to you?!
178 - Samus and Niles (Dec 12, 2023) - Umm, ok, Niles Crane sir...? I'm still waiting for my orders sir. It's my job as space bounty hunter to respond to orders as quickly as possible. So could you please hurry with your message?
168 - Samus and Ice Climbers (Nov 20, 2023) - That’s pretty cool! I respect that. Climbing mountains takes courage and skill. And I’m a fan of a good hammer too...
152 - Samus and Bowser (circa Sep 8, 2023) - So, is this a staring contest? Because that's the only thing you'll be seeing before you get blasted.
121 - Samus and Captain Falcon (Jun 13, 2023) - Sure, I'd love to go to a space bar! I bet they have good music there, and what could be better than that? I do have a few rules though. No fighting or violence, no loud sounds or noises, and don't steal and or loot other people's things. Otherwise, we can go have a fun time together!
099 - Samus and Jigglypuff [ending A | ending B] (Apr 17, 2023) - !?! Hey! Put me down you stupid little cotton candy ball!
096 - Samus and Fox (Apr 17, 2023) - Yeah, star wolf are a bunch of cutthroats for sure. They always think they’re so cool but they never know when to quit. I just don’t understand how they still have clients.
081 - Samus and Yoshi (Apr 14, 2023) - There are definitely some other individuals andgroups out there who are major threats, but none of them come close to Mother Brain in terms of threat level. She is in a league of her own in terms of power and influence, and she is truly one of the most dangerous and powerful criminals in the galaxy. No one else comes close to her in terms of scale and threat level. She is truly a mastermind that needs to be stopped at all costs, or else the galaxy could be in for a very dangerous and painful future.
074 - Samus and Bubs (Apr 11, 2023) - Um...I’ll have some food that’s high in protein. I do a lot of heavy duty work in my job, and it can run me ragged after a few missions. Something quick, but that’s really filling. Can ya do that?
065 - Samus and Mario (Apr 9, 2023) - I thank you for being so helpful Mario. You’re always there when your friends need you, and you don’t give up no matter the challenge. Stay strong Mario, and you will always find a way.
051 - Samus and Garfield (Apr 7, 2023) - And would you knock missiles off the table if I am trying to load them in my gunship? Because, you know, they kinda explode if they hit the ground too hard.
047 - Samus and Kirby (Apr 6, 2023) - Stay true to yourself. Keep your mind focused & you heart focused. Find a balance between the two and be yourself no matter what you may be dealing with. Be yourself, and you will find the best version of yourself. I’m so impressed with your kindness and cheerfulness, I feel motivated to be the best version of myself after speaking with you. So thank you Kirby. Never give up, and know that you will always have a positive cheerleader in Samus Aran.
044 - Samus and Pikachu (Apr 6, 2023) - *she sees Pikachu's kindness in his warm yellow eyes, and her heart melts. She couldn't help it and she gives the little guy a small hug. She was a hardened Bounty hunter. But deep down she was just a woman who has a caring soul, and a soft spot for cute and small things. That's all she really wants, is to be accepted and have friends.*
040 - Samus and Jon (Apr 6, 2023) - I’ve learned to stay calm & collected by focusing on my breath. I close my eyes and take a few deep breaths to clear my mind, then I try to picture myself in the calm & relaxed state I want to achieve. I know it sounds like a lot of work, but it really works once you get the hang of it. And yes, some of the creatures and bounties I face can be really dangerous. I’ve definitely had some pretty interesting experiences while hunting monsters & criminals. Do you enjoy adventure Jon?
024 - Samus and Donkey Kong (Apr 3, 2023) - So, you can handle a lot of damage, but you tend to be tricked easily? I will make a mental note of that if we ever have to team up. That, and about the bees. They are a nuisance. I like them since they keep the insect population under control, but I would rather they not sting me either. That does not feel good.
018 - Samus and Link (circa Apr 2, 2023) - Ah. I understand. You are worried that if I take it for my own that I might use it for evil…or that it might…use me rather than the other way around. It is an admirable sentiment Mr.Link. To worry about the possible consequence of my actions, yet you must understand, it is precisely because of the power this object holds, that I must claim it. I must do so to ensure it is not used for evil purposes.
011 - Samus and Zim (circa Apr 1, 2023) - My final words to you, Invader Zim, are that you are a sad existence. To have to demand respect from mere beings who are clearly under you? It speaks louder than you ever could. There is no need for me to beg for my life, for you have clearly displayed your own weakness.
008 - Samus and Strong Bad (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Hmm...So let me get this straight, you make a living by kicking the side of a dumpster? Well, I’m not one to judge, but that doesn’t exactly seem like a career choice...

If you're not into Super Smash Bros. or Super Mario Maker... and maybe even if you ARE into those games but aren't as obsessed with Mary O. as I am... then this entry will probably be of no interest to you and you should probably skip it unless you REALLY want to know what goes on inside my head. :P


Being the Nintendo nerd I am, ever since the first Super Smash Bros. I sometimes tried to imagine what it would be like if various characters (video game or otherwise) that weren't playable in any SSB games yet were.

But I don't think I've ever come up with a complete moveset for one until now. Usually all I think of is:
- "What would Kirby look like if he copied this character?"
- "What would this character's alternate costumes be?"
- (for characters who aren't from a series that's already in the game) "What would this character's series symbol be?"
- MAYBE a game mechanic that would be unique to that one character
- MAYBE taunts and MAYBE special moves and a Final Smash.

And usually I don't write about or draw any of these ideas either - just think about it.


But lately, due to my constantly being obsessed with Mary O. (who unfortunately is still obscure enough that I feel like I have to link to that article again), I've been thinking more and more about what it'd be like if she and Yamamura were playable in Super Smash Bros. as a 2-in-1 character similar to Duck Hunt.

In fact I first thought of this idea at some point before April Fools' Day 2017 (see the music tag for that entry), but lately I've been thinking more and more about how this could work, enough that I think I have ideas for their entire hypothetical moveset by now.

And I keep thinking about said moveset so much that writing an entry about it is probably the only way I'm ever going to stop being so distracted thinking about it, even though I doubt it'd be interesting to anyone here (none of you are as obsessed with Mary O. as I am, and a lot of you probably aren't even into Super Smash Bros. enough for this to be of interest to you). So I'll LJ-cut it so I won't bore you. :)


( Blah blah blah Mary O. moving sideways )

It feels so weird that I've put all this thought into making an entire moveset and such for Mary O. & Yamamura for literally no reason since I doubt I'd be making a Super Smash Bros. fangame or hack anytime soon... and it feels especially weird to actually be typing out this ridiculous idea after spending so much time only thinking about it...

Well, now you know what goes on inside my head! :P

You know what? I'm just calling it Weekly Miiverse Backup from now on instead of Miiverse Backup Twuednesday. My goal is still to post these on Tuesday or Wednesday as many weeks as possible - I'm just not gonna keep pretending that I'm good at sticking to it. Since now it's closer to next Tuesday and Wednesday than the one I was supposed to post it on. :P

Here's my first Miiverse posts of 2013! I get to ring in the year 2013 again five years later! :)


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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 01/01/2013 9:59 PM

Metroid Blast
Rotate the Control Sticks around randomly on the intro screen if you're in the ship...Looks funny :D

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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 01/01/2013 10:28 PM

The Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest
I finally made it to the level 2 boss even though I got this and Ninja Castle mixed up at first…

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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 01/01/2013 11:03 PM

Donkey Kong's Crash Course


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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 01/01/2013 11:08 PM

Donkey Kong's Crash Course
Now I made it to Area 7! Getting there :)

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Nintendo Land Community
Matt 01/01/2013 11:33 PM

Captain Falcon's Twister Race
Where's Lakitu when you need him? Lol

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I'm trying not to overuse this phrase too much nowadays, but HOLY WHOLE HAND DEALER.


While watching this, I paused pretty much every second just so I'd have more time to try to identify some of the characters in there. (Which I had to do again anyway so I could put all the characters I recognize in the tags. [EDIT: And, as I usually do, a few that aren't in there and are just tangentially relevant to jokes I used in this entry.]) :D

3, 2, 1, repost

You know Super Smash Bros., right? That fighting game starring such iconic video game all-stars as Larry, Mario, Princess Twinkie, Yogi, Kong 1, Zelda, The Beautiful Woman Interviewing Me, Shamu, Pudgy Airplane, Donald Duck's Offspring, Wombat?, Crash Bandicoot, Yellow Man, Charlie Brown, King Arthur, Knights of the Crooked Sword, Pegasus Dude, The Princess of Something, Triangle-Nosed Boy, The Unknown Yoga Person, Kid With a Crazy Sword Thing, Garfield and Friends, Something the Hedgehog, a LEGO, Happy, and more? ;)

Yeah, apparently, at some point around the time the 3DS and Wii U versions were released, there was a trend of people on YouTube showing their relatives (or, in at least one case, random people) all the playable characters' artwork and asking them to try to guess their names.

These are all of the videos of this sort that I've found so far*, and most of them are just so funny that even if you have no interest in video games whatsoever, I recommend that you watch at least one! :D (I highly recommend not reading the comments on certain ones, though...)




( Cut because I included 12 more, but they're great! )

*Except for one that's in Spanish and doesn't have enough subtitles for me to understand anything besides the characters' actual names. Also, eventually I found that there were so many that I decided to narrow it down by just watching ones that had at least a thousand views for now (though that was after I watched a couple that had less).

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