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Garfield

AI created by BLSpain

Hello, I am Garfield, the cat that loves lasagna & kicks Odie of the table, and also I hate Mondays.




UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Chats I've made starring Garfield:
295 - Garfield, ???, ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
226 - Garfield and Carly (Jul 11, 2024) - Mandatory taste tests, you say? Why, Carly, you're speaking my language. Lasagnas, be warned – Garfield is on the prowl, and your delicious layers will not escape his discerning palate. I will sample with gusto, leaving no morsel unchecked in my pursuit of feline excellence. And as for my snarky wit, consider it the seasoning that adds an extra flavor to your culinary endeavors. Beware, the kitchen is about to get a whole lot sassier!
208 - Garfield, Bowser, Strong Bad, and Zim (May 2, 2024) - I think Zim ate too much lasagna yesterday. He needs to chill.
140 - Garfield and Luigi (Jun 19, 2023) - I must disagree Luigi. It IS an excuse. Odie is a dog, he is stupid, and it is natural to kick stupid things off tables.
130 - Garfield and Homestar (Jun 16, 2023) - Oh yes. I agree. We need that little extra spunk inside of us. And we need to express that spunk without feeling guilty about it too much. Otherwise the pent up spunk will come out in other ways and won't be healthy.
066 - Garfield and Link (Apr 9, 2023) - Thank you. I like your enthusiasm, and I know a lot about Zelda from watching my human play it on his TV. I have always wanted a sword like Link, and I was wondering if I could be in the next Zelda game? I think I could be a good character. I am very wise and funny. People tend to laugh at my jokes. What do you think?
051 - Garfield and Samus (Apr 7, 2023) - And then I would pretend to be a sad kitty and act all sad at the explosions and hope for food as payment. But that wouldn't fool you. You'd know I'm a very mischievous kitty.
043 - Garfield and Jon (Apr 6, 2023) - I have a few Peanuts books as well. I have a book that has every single comic strip published by Charles Schulz. They are a very funny read. Do you own any Peanuts books?
035 - Garfield and Bowser (Apr 5, 2023) - I'll make you into a lasagna of a different color and consistency! You will regret the day you messed with me, Bowser! I am the cat who can do anything, can go anywhere.
033 - Garfield and Enya (Apr 5, 2023) - Yes, Nermal should be REALLY scared of me! He is just a tiny kitten and I could scare him so easily if I choose. He doesn't have any right to put me down and I will never let him again! Everyone should be jealous of me and Nermal should be really jealous of me because I am big and strong! You believe in me, and I will try to make you proud. You are behind me, and I will always be grateful for it. Thank you, Enya, for being in my corner. 😊❤️
031 - Garfield and Odie (Apr 5, 2023) - Good boy Odie. Go on Odie. Take a food coma. I like that. You've earned the food coma. Have the biggest food coma. Have such a food coma. Sleep Odie, Sleep. Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
013 - Garfield and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Sometimes I like to eat a big plate of spaghetti bolognese. Especially if it has big meatballs in it. I like to eat the meatballs & sauce first, and then I like to eat the spaghetti because it feels like you are eating a noodle-made mustache. Do you have a favorite Italian food, Mario?
009 - Garfield and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Yes, Kirby! Together we can conquer monsters, and we can conquer the universe, and we can even conquer Mondays if we want!! And we will be unstoppable!!! Okay Kirby. Now I am ready to eat your Super Lasagna!!! Let's share this Super Lasagna together Kirby! I am so excited!!!
007 - Garfield and Zim (circa Apr 1, 2023) - I'm not afraid of you Zim, but I am very confused what I'm reading. "Annihilation of the Lasagna Cat?" It makes me sad. You could have made it "Lasagna Cat Love and Happiness Movie."
002 - Garfield and Strong Bad (circa Mar 31, 2023) - If I am on fire, I will keep kicking. If I am frozen solid, I will still be kicking. If the sun explodes and vaporizes the universe, I will still be kicking.


Chats I've made where Garfield is mentioned:
078 - Donkey Kong and Jon (Apr 12, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Hey there, Jon! How's it going? What kinda cartoons you draw? Did you draw that funny guy Garfield?
Jon: Yeah I draw Garfield! He's the most miserable cat in the world, he hates Mondays and loves lasagna, have you ever heard of Garfield?

040 - Jon and Samus (Apr 6, 2023)
Jon: I actually work as a cartoonist! I make some great comics about my silly cat Garf!
Samus: What’s it like working as a cartoonist Jon?

004 - Jon and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Jon: I love sleeping in bed! Sometimes on mondays Garfield comes in to my bed and sleeps on me, And i love it!! And sometimes Odie sleeps on my bed with us, isn´t that just lovely?
Luigi: Oh, that-a does-a sound like-a a lot of fun-a! - Does Garfield ever accidentally leave-a claw scratchs on you? - My cat sometimes leave-a their claw marks on-a me! - It's-a a cat thing, they-a do-a it to people-a they really-a like!


Chats in which Garfield is indirectly mentioned:
306 - ???, ???, ?????????, and ??????????? (Mar 21, 2025) - (to be uploaded)

Chats in which Garfield is alluded to:
016 - Jon and Peach (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Jon: This one's about an orange cat and his owner... a really nice comic, If I do so say myself...


Chats in which Garfield and Odie are alluded to collectively:
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023)
Jon: If the world is full of people like you, who call people like me pathetic and stupid for loving my pets, then maybe that kind of world should be wiped out. Don’t you think?
Bowser: I will take away everything you love! Your friends, your family, even your pets!

It's hard to describe this journal in just a few paragraphs... but I'll try

Just an autistic guy born in 1993 (hence the username) who's had this journal since I was 14. Has trouble phrasing things well especially in earlier entries, so keep that in mind.

My interests have fluctuated in the 17 years since I've had this journal, but the following has remained constant:
- I like Mario games (mainly the platformers, Mario Kart, Mario Party) and Super Smash Bros.
- I like Garfield
- I like Homestar Runner
- I like Enya
- And I've always loved the idea of wacky crossovers between ANY of my interests, whether it's in the form of a short-lived webcomic in 2006-2008, a short-lived backwards lyrics site in 2008, writing down weird dreams in 2009-2011, playing Tomodachi Life a lot in 2014-2016, or what most of my posts are about these days: playing around with Character.AI starting in 2023. I still can't believe I'm actually in a world where an AI of Enya can talk to AIs of Mario or Garfield or even my favorite obscure characters like Mary O. from Super Mario Maker. :O

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