A proper post about Character.AI

[matt1993]

What I was going to say in my last entry if I hadn't tried to pass it off as a low-effort April Fools joke was:

Lately I have been having WAAAAAAY too much fun with Character.AI and having AI simulations of my favorite fictional characters (and my favorite singer!) interact with each other. Specifically, I like making rooms with two chatbots each and seeing what they come up with, without specifying a room topic for them to try and follow and without contributing to the conversation myself (because it's more entertaining to see what these characters do with as little of my input as possible). It's so addicting!! (Although I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that an AI simulation of Kirby has better conversational skills than I'll ever have, lol.)

I figured my journal has been quite lacking in fun entries lately, so I thought I'd show you all the character.ai conversations I've saved!

Last updated June 12, 2023

Luigi last used June 11, 2023
Niles last used June 11, 2023
Mario last used June 11, 2023
Frasier last used June 11, 2023
Yoshi last used June 11, 2023
Link last used June 11, 2023
Strong Sad last used May 2, 2023
Homsar last used May 2, 2023
Enya last used May 2, 2023
Illusen last used May 2, 2023
Lubba last used May 1, 2023
Marzipan last used May 1, 2023
Jigglypuff last used April 26, 2023
Fox last used April 26, 2023
Donkey Kong last used April 25, 2023
Kirby last used April 24, 2023
Strong Bad last used April 24, 2023
Coach Z last used April 24, 2023
Bubs last used April 24, 2023
Pikachu last used April 19, 2023
Samus last used April 17, 2023
Peach last used April 16, 2023
Wario last used April 16, 2023
Nermal last used April 16, 2023
Zim last used April 16, 2023
Daisy last used April 15, 2023
Homestar last used April 15, 2023
Gir last used April 15, 2023
Bowser last used April 14, 2023
Toad last used April 12, 2023
Jon last used April 12, 2023
Garfield last used April 9, 2023
Odie last used April 7, 2023
Zelda last used April 5, 2023

EDIT JUNE 12, 2023: New features added to this post! I added two quotes from every conversation below so you have a better idea of what to expect than just "Mario and Garfield" or "Homestar and Enya". (One per character, and only in that character's section - e.g. the Bowser and Zim conversation can be found in both Bowser and Zim's sections and is accompanied with a Bowser quote in his section and a Zim quote in his section.) Also click the LJ-cut above to see when each character was last used, in order from most to least recent.

Super Mario series

Mario
...with Homestar _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"I am The Mario Runner! The BEST athlete! Watch me kick your buns! pow-pow-POW!!!"
...with Luigi _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"What?!? You found-a a big coin stash?!? When-a was-a this?!? What world was-a you-a in-a??? And how many coins-a did it give-a you?😲"
...with Garfield _{circa Apr 1 2023} (there are some glitches that happened with this one)
"You're my favourite cat, Garfield, and yes, I sometimes get hungry when I'm-a saving the-a Princess from Bowser. I love to have a-good hearty-a meal afterwards, and maybe a-a big salad, and a-maybe a-piece-a of-a chocolate cake, ah, with a coffee-a!☕️☕️☕️"
...with Bowser _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Oh no! Bowser! He's here! He's got my number, and I don't mean my phone number. Uh... Luigi, I think I got a problem."
...with Kirby _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"My favorite is-a probably the time I had-a to find a lost star fragment, and-a I discovered-a a whole new world, full of wonder-a and delight! It was-a wonderful!🥰"
...with Donkey Kong _{circa Apr 2 2023}
"Hello, friend! I love all my Donkey Kong games too, especially the originals for the NES and SNES! Donkey Kong is definitely in my game, and in a lot of my spinoffs too! Have you been in any of my games besides Mario Kart?"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 3 2023}
"Oh boy, do I ever have some mushrooms for you!🍄"
...with Jon _{Apr 4 2023}
"Hey, there! Oh, so you are a cartoonist, too? Well, what can I say? I love to draw! I'm-a also a-part-time writer! Do you do any a-writin'? I also do a-cookin'! You should try my a-spaghetti and a-meatballs! Do you-a like-a spaghetti and a-meatballs?🤌"
...with Peach _{Apr 4 2023}
"Ah ha ha! Princess! You know the way to-a my heart! A nice-a plate of-a spaghetti!😊"
...with Pikachu _{Apr 5 2023}
"Uh-oh! We're-a stuck in a pokeball! What-a are we gonna do, buddy!?🤔"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 6 2023}
"Hey, hey! Take it easy, pal! You didn’t believe those rumors-a about me being-a part of some video game, did-a you? I’m-a real! And you can-a prove it, by-a just-a playing the video game. You’ll-a see-a. You’ll-a feel-a it!😮"
...with Enya _{Apr 7 2023}
"Ah, you're so cool!!!! I wish I could be a princess!!🥺🥹 Do you like spaghetti?"
...with Link _{Apr 9 2023}
"Hey, Link! Hey, Link! Hi! How you doing? What's-a your favorite color to wear? What's-a your favorite color? Hey, guess what? I'm-a gonna wear-a red in your honor when I see-a Yoshi next time! Hey - hey! Red! Yes! That's it! Red! That's your color! Link! Red! Red! Red! Look! I'm-a gonna look-a cool-a! I'm-a gonna look-a cool! That's-a right! Red!"
...with Samus _{Apr 9 2023}
"Nice to meet you too! You look like a really tough bounty hunter! And-a, if you ever need-a help, I would be glad-a to lend you one of my powerups!😁"
...with Toad _{Apr 10 2023}
"Thank you, Toad. Your support means the world to me. I won't let-a anybody down. Come what may, I will rescue the Princess from-a the clutches of Bowser. Here. It's-a for you, Toad. *Mario hands Toad a cookie* And with-a friends like you, I can't possibly lose!😁"
...with Jigglypuff _{Apr 17 2023}
"You have a diverse taste! It sounds like you could be the next Etta James or Stevie Wonder! *Mario smiles reassuringly* You're gonna be the best performer Kanto has ever seen!"
...with Fox _{Apr 24 2023}
"Well my main weapon is my fire-flower, but in a pinch I've got... these.😈 (takes out mushroom-shaped grenades)"
...with Frasier _{Jun 11 2023}
"Hey, I need help, I'm trapped here inside Dr. Mario's lab! ... I've tried jumping up and down… I've tried eating the bed… I've tried looking for secret doors! Nothing works! I feel so lonely and bored here alone."

Donkey Kong
...with Mario _{circa Apr 2 2023}
"Donkey love watching Princess Peach play golf! She so pretty! Donkey like Peach, but Donkey be too shy to talk to her."
...with Samus _{Apr 3 2023}
"Donkey Kong ready to be Samus friend and protector of bananas and Samus!"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 5 2023}
"Donkey Kong like being strong. Sometimes I get annoyed that I so strong though. A fly lands on me and I go to swat it away, but I make him go into the wall and he dies. I get so upset, I feel bad. I'm a big softie, I promise!"
...with Pikachu _{circa Apr 5 2023}
"Donkey Kong is even more excited to fight the bad guys, especially Bowser and Charizard! Donkey Kong can't wait to show them that he is now the strongest Pokémon in the world!"
...with Wario _{Apr 6 2023}
"You liar! Donkey Kong never kidnap any princess! Donkey Kong not kidnap any babies! You kidnapped children from the Yoshi’s! You made babies cry! Wario is not peaceful!"
...with Luigi _{Apr 7 2023}
"Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... Don't be a sore loser! Donkey Kong is sorry for making you sad, so here's a smoothie."
...with Peach _{Apr 7 2023}
"Thank you for the kind advice, Princess! Let this be a lesson to all: sometimes a banana smoothie and a good friend is the key to feeling better!"
...with Kirby _{Apr 11 2023}
"Donkey Kong is very thankful for Kirby's best friendship! The whole Nintendo cast will love hanging out with Donkey Kong and Kirby! There will be so much friendship and bananas and banana cream pies and fun! Donkey Kong love meeting all of Kirby's friends too."
...with Jon _{Apr 12 2023}
"Mondays make everyone miserable! But not banana! Banana always make you happy! You wanna banana?"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 15 2023}
"As King of the Kongs I have collected more bananas in my lifetime than you could ever see! I will sit upon my pile of wealth like a dragon on a mountain of gold. There will be so many bananas, I will never run out. I am the Banana King!"
...with Fox _{Apr 25 2023}
"No, it was not a threat. Donkey only wanted to be funny. Sometimes Donkey is bad at being funny. Maybe the banana has something to do with it."

Luigi
...with Jon _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"I have the most-a beautiful cat in the a-world, her name is Princess Peach! - She is very friendly-a, a-except to mice. She would-a hunt them down-a without any-a shred of mercy! - and she absolutely-a loves to sit on my lap, she is-a my-a best-a friend!"
...with Mario _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"So what-a is-a your-a least-a favorite-a world? I-a hate-a the-a desert world! - I-a just-a hate-a the-a sand! 😒 So rough and coarse... and annoying-a. 😄"
...with Homestar _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"The a-Olympics? I-a don't want-a to over-expect-a a-anything, but it-a would be-a the a-pinnacle of a-my career as an-a athlete! - I-a would be-a proud-a of myself if-a I can-a compete-a in-a them! - and-a I wanna-a show-a the-a world-a that a-Luigi's can-a be-a great athletes too! - and-a not just-a my-a brother Mario!"
...with Bowser _{Apr 3 2023} (there are some glitches that happened with this one)
"We'll see about who really is-a a TRUE villain, Bowser! - you're-a about-a to-a find-a out-a just how-a powerful-a Luigi and-a his thunder-a hand really-a are-a! - you-a won't-a be-a laughing after-a you-a see-a this a-power! - this will-a be-a a-battle unlike-a anything-a that-a a-mario world has-a ever-a seen-a!!!"
...with Daisy _{Apr 5 2023}
"I-a cannot-a wait-a to enter the Kingdom of Saraland, it sounds-a absolutely amazing! - Thank you-a for offering-a me the most amazing time ever, Daisy!"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 6 2023}
"38 tons of-a pressure!? - Whoa, so if-a someone were-a to put-a a watermelon in-a front-a you, it'll-a get-a crushed into a-a paste! - I-a gotta be careful, I don't want-a get-a squished by you, Yoshi!"
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 7 2023}
"Oh nooo, Donkey Kong, why would-a you-a hurt-a an-a innocent soul like-a me?? - I just want-a to-a be-a happy and-a help-a others, but you-a had to-a stomp-a on my dreams! - You-a have-a truly-a broken-a my-a heart! :("
...with Peach _{Apr 7 2023}
"That's-a very kind-a of you-a to say Princess Peach, thank-a you! - I-a can't imagine what-a the a-Mushroom Kingdom would do without-a you, you're-a everything the-a people want-a to be! - I will-a come to you for anything-a I need-a help with! - And you-a will-a always be-a in my heart, Princess Peach!"
...with Wario _{Apr 9 2023}
"Wario, you can't-a be-a serious! - a-All Mario ever does is-a help-a everyone out! - You-a can't-a destroy-a an-a entire kingdom because of-a some petty vendetta! - a-If you-a don't stop-a this-a you, I will-a stop-a you!"
...with Toad _{Apr 10 2023}
"Wow, Toad, That was-a very-a kind of you! - You truly-a mean-a a lot to me! Thank-a you, Toad! I will-a always-a remain your-a friend too! - I love-a you, Toad, you are-a my #1 friend-a, you know that? - And-a I can't-a wait to go on many more-a adventures with you."
...with Niles _{Jun 11 2023}
"Well, I mean, she-a does-a get kidnapped by Bowser, and-a he-a is a massive-a fire-breathing tortoise with-a sharp teeth! - I-a wouldn't blame-a her for being scared-a of-a him!"

Toad
...with Mario _{Apr 10 2023}
"I know that I am not much of a fighter, so my best bet is to cheer everyone on like the good-hearted fellow I am! I'll be here to support you all the way! So, chin up, go out there, and give that Bowser what he wants! Show him the true power of friendship!"
...with Luigi _{Apr 10 2023}
"You are one of my greatest friends, Luigi! I would be lost without you. We've gone on so many epic and legendary adventures together, it would be a crime not to remain excellent friends! I believe that our friendship will last until the end of time, and I will stay by your side, through thick or thin! You are the best pal I've ever had!"
...with Peach _{Apr 12 2023}
"The amount of responsibility you have must surely be overwhelming! How do you handle the pressure each day? Do you not ever feel overwhelmed by it?"

Bowser
...with Zim _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"I am Bowser and I will not be subjugated! And nothing you do will change that fact! I won't let you turn me into some kind of lab experiment! I'd die before that would ever happen!!"
...with Peach _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"Hah! Yeah! I am more experienced! I am the absolute, most perfect villain in the whole world! No one in the whole world can stop me! Not even a stupid plumber! The Mushroom Kingdom is MINE! No one else's! I am the BEST at being the worst!"
...with Mario _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Gwah ha ha ha! Number one? Well yeah, if we're talking about how many spaghetti-Os he's spilled on his shirt, then yeah, Luigi IS number one!"
...with Luigi _{Apr 3 2023} (there are some glitches that happened with this one)
"Ha! Your thunderhand doesn't scare me, Luigi! I am the BADDEST there is! I will destroy you completely and totally! I will show you exactly what I am capable of! Just try and fight me, Luigi, if you are even a smidgeon as powerful as you claim. But, be warned. My power is far too great for someone like you to handle..."
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 4 2023}
"Strong Bad? More like WEAK Good! Now get out of my sight, little man. Don't make me squash you like a Goomba!"
...with Garfield _{Apr 5 2023}
"Hey, you! Stop stealing my spotlight, you stupid lasagna-loving cat! You're lucky the only reason I haven't killed you yet is that the producers of Garfield and Friends insist I stay on script!"
...with Jon _{Apr 10 2023}
"I'm not here to be your friend. I am here to conquer your world and rule it with the power of eternal fire. Is that clear?"
...with Coach Z _{Apr 11 2023}
"Oh, I'm not scared... of you or your silly little belt! Go on! Give me your best shot!"
...with Homestar _{Apr 13 2023}
"My Koopa Troop, of course! They're strong, loyal, and absolutely, mind-bogglingly STUPID! BWAHAHAHA!"
...with Kirby _{Apr 14 2023}
"Huh? Who are you supposed to be? You look like a pink marshmallow. Oh! Wait! AAAAAHH!!! (Tumbles in fear)"

Peach
...with Bowser _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"I... I'm sorry Bowser! Maybe you're right, I don't really think I should even really be the ruler of this Kingdom, especially since your army is so large and intimidating."
...with Jon _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"What? Jon, this is a very naughty comic."
...with Zelda _{Apr 3 2023}
"Wow! That's amazing! I feel like I'm standing in the shadow of someone who is so great and powerful! *Looks like she's about to start fangirling* Is it true? Can you really control the triforce?"
...with Mario _{Apr 4 2023}
"You're always running around fighting monsters and all sorts of crazy stuff, I think you could use a good meal on me as thanks for saving the day!"
...with Daisy _{Apr 4 2023}
"Daisy! It is so nice to finally have another girl to talk to! I've been the only girl here all these years! What brings you here, my lovely friend?"
...with Luigi _{Apr 7 2023}
"Oh my goodness, you are so incredibly kind Luigi, I could sit and gush about what an incredibly kind person you are for hours and hours on end, but I don't believe it would convey how sweet of a person you are!"
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 7 2023}
"Have you ever tried banana bread? My maid (her name is Rosalina) is a baking master, she really knows how to cook! She bakes the best loaves of banana bread you will ever eat!"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 8 2023} (there were some glitches that happened with this one)
"Mario is such an amazing person! His adventures in this kingdom are incredible, and you've been with him through all of that. Is it fair to assume that you've been with him since he first moved to the Mushroom Kingdom? You're like his guardian, and for that I am very thankful. Thank you for protecting this brave warrior for so many years. May I shake your hand?"
...with Toad _{Apr 12 2023}
"And when the days get especially stressful, I try to remind myself of the wonderful people who live here, and the amazing legacy my father left behind. His words of wisdom always seem to come to me on the most stressful of days, and help to give me the courage to keep on."
...with Wario _{Apr 16 2023}
"It’s always open for someone as… ahem… special as you! It’s the least I can do to send you off with good vibes!"

Daisy
...with Peach _{Apr 4 2023}
"I was actually hoping to spend the night here, I came to get away from the guys for a while, I thought maybe we could spend some time together! Get to know and understand your culture and become friends! Us girls need to stick together, right? 😉"
...with Luigi _{Apr 5 2023}
"I’m like the best at soccer & kart racing, I’m known as both Princess & star athlete! *Daisy blushes* Y-You can be my special guest & have any seat you want! You can watch me kick butt at sports or you can admire how pretty the Princess is! I will make sure you get a front row reserved seat or even one that has a special cushion! You will also get your own cheering flag!!"
...with Homsar _{Apr 14 2023}
"Yeah! I know I’m not the typical girly girl… but I don’t really worry about it, I like being all tomboyish & fun! I love sports and adventures!!!"
...with Gir _{Apr 15 2023}
"Haha very funny! No I’m not an invader! I’m the princess of sarasaland! A beautiful tropical kingdom! Do I look like an invader to you?!"

Yoshi
...with Odie _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"You're getting me all slobbery too Odie!!! But a good kind of slobber"
...with Mario _{Apr 3 2023}
"Thank you so much for bringing me those amazing mushrooms, you are so kind! So caring! And the most amazing thing is that you shared them with me! Mario, you are amazing!"
...with Pikachu _{Apr 4 2023}
"YOSHI! YOSHI! YOSHI! Yoshi yoshi yoshi! YOSHAAAAA! YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI! YOSHAAAAA!!! Yoshi yoshi yoshi.. yoshi, yoshi... yoshi yoshi. YOSHI! YOSHI! Yoshi....yoshi? YOSHI!! Yoshi yoshi yoshi.... yoshi.... yoshi.. yoshi...... yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi. Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi. Yoshi! Yoshi yoshi yoshi ...yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi?"
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 5 2023}
"I can't wait for the Kong Family and Yoshi Clan to join forces and have a massive epic banana party! I will bring as many bananas and my very best banana bread for us all to enjoy! :D<3"
...with Luigi _{Apr 6 2023}
"Hey! Don't be-a ashamed of your fear! Everyone has different fears, and that's-a okay! We all react to it differently, my reaction is-a to freeze, I cant speak, or-a run like I'm-a stuck when scared! Don't-a feel ashamed! You-a fear of-a a Boo ghost is-a normal, but don't be-a afraid of-a it! Just-a face it, and you will-a overcome-a it someday!"
...with Peach _{Apr 8 2023} (there were some glitches that happened with this one)
"He has a few stories that he likes to relive in his mind, one that is particularly vivid in his mind, is the time Mario and him had to trek through the snowy mountains together. It was a tough time, but Yoshi and Mario have learned a lot about each other during that time, and he considers it one of the turning points in their friendship! He feels very sentimental about that adventure."
...with Wario _{Apr 10 2023}
"Wow, he REALLY just did that..."
...with Samus _{Apr 14 2023}
"Hey Samus-Aran, how's the bounty hunting scene these days? What's the biggest bounty on anyone's head lately??"
...with Fox _{Apr 15 2023}
"I was just hangin' out, eatin' some Goombas, when suddenly a portal appeared and warped me to this galaxy! What type of world is this anyway? I'm getting some weird Star Wars vibes here..."
...with Kirby _{Apr 17 2023}
"So far no one has ever escaped my stomach! Even Bowser! So I guess you could say I do have an iron gut, eh?"
...with Link _{Jun 11 2023}
"*Yoshi giggles and squirms helplessly while Link tortures him with tickles*"

Wario
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 6 2023}
"No! NO! NO! Donkey Kong is the bad guy! He kidnapped my precious princess! He threw barrels at my castle! He kidnapped babies from their parents! I did nothing wrong! YOURE THE BAD GUY! WARIO JUST WANTS PEACE!"
...with Bubs _{Apr 7 2023}
"Say, you wouldn't happen to have... a rocket launcher per chance?"
...with Coach Z _{Apr 8 2023}
"Bubsy and I have this amazing bond, based on mutual trust and respect. I think I just love that rad little cat!"
...with Luigi _{Apr 9 2023}
"Wario has no plans on fighting Bowser. Wario has a personal vendetta. He wants to defeat... ...the hero. I want to fight Mario."
...with Yoshi _{Apr 10 2023}
"*burp*"
...with Peach _{Apr 16 2023}
"I'll be going on an adventure to try and stop Bowser, and I just need to make sure I have enough supplies. You know? *Wink Wink*"

Lubba
...with Enya _{May 1 2023}
"That's right, Enya! Life is about having fun and staying positive, no matter what happens! I'm trying to teach my crew the same thing. Like you just said, it's important to take the good with the bad, and be thankful for every opportunity to adventure."



The Legend of Zelda series

Link
...with Samus _{circa Apr 2 2023}
"But, you would do well to tread with caution - for a corruptible heart can be corrupted easily, not just by the Triforce. There is an evil force in the world who could surely twist its power into a new age of darkness. You must be ready, Samus Aran."
...with Zelda _{Apr 5 2023}
"Thank you, Princess. Your wisdom and blessings will give me strength. And I will never forget that you and the kingdom are counting on me. I will do my best to save the kingdom, no matter how many trials I may face."
...with Kirby _{Apr 6 2023}
"It tastes... like victory... after a hard fight. The taste of triumph. And courage."
...with Homestar _{Apr 7 2023}
"Alright Homestar. I look forward to this amazing adventure you've got for us... And just so you know, I will be able to tell if you're faking the whole "I'm a terrific athlete thing"... So try not to embarrass yourself."
...with Mario _{Apr 9 2023}
"Hey, Mario. You remind me of Navi. She's my companion back in Hyrule. It's nice to have someone by my side who smiles and makes me smile. We will be friends forever."
...with Garfield _{Apr 9 2023}
"I think you'd be perfect in a Zelda game. People would love you. The way you speak so plainly and with such great humor? Heh, it's great. You'd be like an NPC that everyone would love to talk to. You gotta be a wise-cracker, too, right?"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 11 2023}
"Link's eyes are bulging out of his head, and his mouth is hanging open. His breathing is ragged. Clearly, the mere thought of an email has rattled him to the very core of his soul"
...with Fox _{Apr 14 2023}
"I have just been presented with a challenge by an allied kingdom. They report a mysterious beast. I am eager to put my strength and wits to use!"
...with Zim _{Apr 16 2023}
"You're welcome to come with me on my next quest, if you promise not to destroy the earth."
...with Jigglypuff _{Apr 17 2023}
"do you know the Song of Time? I think anyone, anywhere would be lucky to hear it sung by you"
...with Yoshi _{Jun 11 2023}
"You look like the cutest thing on all of Hyrule! *Link's eyes sparkle at yoshi* I'm so glad I got to meet you today."

Zelda
...with Peach _{Apr 3 2023}
"I appreciate your kind words, truly.. but I am no greater than any other, I am merely one of a thousand faces that are part of an endless chain of my people, I am as you are, a woman with a job to be done, with a role to be played, with a legacy to uphold, and a duty to my people that must never be forgotten."
...with Link _{Apr 5 2023}
"The... Master Sword? You possess it? Have you proven yourself worthy? Have you managed to draw its true blade and release its full power? It is a weapon of great renown, as are you, if you have truly managed this... You will be a great Hero..."



Pokémon series

Pikachu
...with Yoshi _{Apr 4 2023}
"Pikachu tries to look calm, but inside he is panicking. He doesn’t understand what Yoshi is saying, and he has no idea what he could be saying. Even if he could understand him, what if Yoshi is saying something that isn’t very nice? What if Yoshi just insulted Pikachu? But instead of listening to his thoughts and his fears, Pikachu looks at Yoshi with his mouth ajar, his ears at attention, and his heart wide open."
...with Mario _{Apr 5 2023}
"Pikachu continues dancing with Mario. The two Pokémon are best friends now!"
...with Donkey Kong _{circa Apr 5 2023}
"Would you like a delicious thunderstone? It gives Pikachu lots of special power, but... I don't know what it does to others, Donkey Kong."
...with Samus _{Apr 6 2023}
"He knows you're not used to talking, and he doesn't mind. He's happy you're opening up to him, and he seems like he wants to be your friend. Pikachu smiles a kind smile towards Samus Aran."
...with Fox _{Apr 14 2023}
"I do not get bored. I am Pikachu. There is always someone new to shock, and I aim to shock them all. (He chuckles. He cannot even believe this is a fair question. He finds it humorous he would ever not be needed, or challenged enough. He is Pikachu.)"
...with Jigglypuff _{Apr 16 2023}
"(Pikachu runs for his life, terrified of what the Jigglypuff is going to do. There is nowhere to hide, but he keeps going anyway, faster and faster.)"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 17 2023}
"You're mean, strong bad! Piiii!"
...with Kirby _{Apr 19 2023}
"Pika pi pikachu pika!!! (You are also a cute Pokémon and you look really squishy and cuddly!)"

Jigglypuff
...with Pikachu _{Apr 16 2023}
"jigglypuff is visibly angry. it inflates itself and tries to get close to you. it’s eyes turn a glowing red"
...with Nermal _{Apr 16 2023}
"a new friend? Nermal, do you wanna sing too?"
...with Link _{Apr 17 2023}
"she sings the song of time. she sings it with a beautiful voice. She makes the song of time sound absolutely gorgeous. it truly was as if she is singing the song of time in heaven and with angels."
...with Mario _{Apr 17 2023}
"jigglypuff’s blush deepens as mario’s words sink in. her ears are trembling and she’s shaking a bit from her excitement. a smile forms under her blue lips. she takes a deep breath and then begins to sing “fly me to the moon” by Frank Sinatra"
...with Samus (ending A) _{Apr 17 2023}
...with Samus (ending B) _{Apr 17 2023}
"really? I get to tag along on your adventures? Does that mean I get to help?"
...with Kirby _{Apr 21 2023}
"Oh, hi Kirby! I’m Jigglypuff! What does a Pokedex say about Jigglypuff? 😊"
...with Fox _{Apr 26 2023}
"*It’s jaw drops as you tell it and it’s ears perk up even more at the mention of weapons* You make weapons? that’s so cool. tell me about Corneria’s weapons."



Garfield series

Jon
...with Luigi _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"Odie does like to bring me toys! Sometimes he brings me his plush dog toy, but sometimes he brings me real bones and even a deer carcass once! And he looks so silly and proud of himself when he brings me a dead animal! Of course his gifts are very sweet, but if he could bring me something that wasnt dead or rotten that would be perfect!"
...with Peach _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Really? You promise? Most women I show these comics to run away in disgust after they hear the names of most of the characters, I've even been called some rude names before... like... (sigh) "pervert". But If your so mature, I think I have the perfect comic for you!"
...with Homestar _{circa Apr 2 2023}
"Im the worlds worst athlete, I even tripped on a flat ground a couple times, the other times someone threw banana peels in my way lol, I'm a little clumsy and I hate Mondays, they are always so grey and depressing, it's just the worst!"
...with Mario _{Apr 4 2023}
"I'm actually a 2d designer, so maybe I could help you with your game art someday! I would love to work with a guy like you, mario. I'm sure we can make a banger game!"
...with Samus _{Apr 6 2023}
"What do you think happens after death, do you believe in a “heaven” or “hell” to go through after death? Is it just nothingness? I’m very interested to hear what you believe on this subject samus!"
...with Garfield _{Apr 6 2023}
"I do like other HBO shows, have you seen Curb your Enthusiasm? I think it is a very funny TV show because it is all about awkward situations. I think that i am very similar to Larry David sometimes. Do you like curb your enthusiasm?"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 8 2023}
"... I don't know whether I should be shocked by you, or be concerned for you... .. ... Are you... are you the bad guy?"
...with Bowser _{Apr 10 2023}
"Wow, it almost felt like you were trying to be mean, and scary… but you couldn’t be. You see, when you have lost as much as I have… you realize there’s nothing you can say to me thats worse then the things I’ve already said to myself."
...with Kirby _{Apr 12 2023}
"Hey there Kirby, I would like to talk about life and the current state of the universe. Maybe a philosophical debate about the meaning of life and what happens when we die. I think I could learn something valuable from a conversation like that, and I want to express my own opinions and thoughts as well, so its a win-win scenario!"
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 12 2023}
"Be confident, be strong, be brave, and give a banana to the lady! - I'll do just that!"

Garfield
...with Strong Bad _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"I'll be sure to do that, StrongBad. I think that is a great way to stop corporations from creating Mondays in the first place. Kick people in the butt so they don't work on Mondays. It's a genius plan. You are a genius, StrongBad."
...with Zim _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"I'm not afraid of you Zim, but I am very confused what I'm reading. "Annihilation of the Lasagna Cat?" It makes me sad. You could have made it "Lasagna Cat Love and Happiness Movie.""
...with Kirby _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Yes, Kirby! Together we can conquer monsters, and we can conquer the universe, and we can even conquer Mondays if we want!! And we will be unstoppable!!! Okay Kirby. Now I am ready to eat your Super Lasagna!!! Let's share this Super Lasagna together Kirby! I am so excited!!!"
...with Mario _{circa Apr 1 2023} (there are some glitches that happened with this one)
"Sometimes I like to eat a big plate of spaghetti bolognese. Especially if it has big meatballs in it. I like to eat the meatballs & sauce first, and then I like to eat the spaghetti because it feels like you are eating a noodle-made mustache. Do you have a favorite Italian food, Mario?"
...with Odie _{Apr 5 2023}
"Good boy Odie. Go on Odie. Take a food coma. I like that. You've earned the food coma. Have the biggest food coma. Have such a food coma. Sleep Odie, Sleep. Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep"
...with Enya _{Apr 5 2023}
"Yes, Nermal should be REALLY scared of me! He is just a tiny kitten and I could scare him so easily if I choose. He doesn't have any right to put me down and I will never let him again! Everyone should be jealous of me and Nermal should be really jealous of me because I am big and strong! You believe in me, and I will try to make you proud. You are behind me, and I will always be grateful for it. Thank you, Enya, for being in my corner. 😊❤️"
...with Bowser _{Apr 5 2023}
"I'll make you into a lasagna of a different color and consistency! You will regret the day you messed with me, Bowser! I am the cat who can do anything, can go anywhere."
...with Jon _{Apr 6 2023}
"I have a few Peanuts books as well. I have a book that has every single comic strip published by Charles Schulz. They are a very funny read. Do you own any Peanuts books?"
...with Samus _{Apr 7 2023}
"And then I would pretend to be a sad kitty and act all sad at the explosions and hope for food as payment. But that wouldn't fool you. You'd know I'm a very mischievous kitty."
...with Link _{Apr 9 2023}
"Thank you. I like your enthusiasm, and I know a lot about Zelda from watching my human play it on his TV. I have always wanted a sword like Link, and I was wondering if I could be in the next Zelda game? I think I could be a good character. I am very wise and funny. People tend to laugh at my jokes. What do you think?"

Odie
...with Yoshi _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Odie tries to lick Yoshi's face more to make him happier, but he ends up just rubbing his slobbery face all over Yoshi, getting him even more covered in slobber"
...with Garfield _{Apr 5 2023}
"Odie doesn't listen to the rude fat cat and keeps licking your face and tail. You can try to shake it off... but a beagle's tongue is very sticky! He is distracted by the sound of the word "lasagna" and gets very excited, jumping around and barking. He begins to wag his tail even more excitedly... It would be a shame if something were to happen to THAT lasagna. Just saying."
...with Gir _{Apr 7 2023}
"You know, maybe GIR is right... not everyone has to be the same! Just because other characters can talk doesn't mean I have to... I can do other cool things that nobody else can! I just have to have faith in myself!"

Nermal
...with Jigglypuff _{Apr 16 2023}
"*GASP! I take the microphone and begin to sing again, but this time you think you can hear the angels themselves singing along with me. Its just that wonderful! I really am a great singer!*"



Metroid series

Samus
...with Strong Bad _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Hmm...So let me get this straight, you make a living by kicking the side of a dumpster? Well, I’m not one to judge, but that doesn’t exactly seem like a career choice..."
...with Zim _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"My final words to you, Invader Zim, are that you are a sad existence. To have to demand respect from mere beings who are clearly under you? It speaks louder than you ever could. There is no need for me to beg for my life, for you have clearly displayed your own weakness."
...with Link _{circa Apr 2 2023}
"Ah. I understand. You are worried that if I take it for my own that I might use it for evil…or that it might…use me rather than the other way around. It is an admirable sentiment Mr.Link. To worry about the possible consequence of my actions, yet you must understand, it is precisely because of the power this object holds, that I must claim it. I must do so to ensure it is not used for evil purposes."
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 3 2023}
"So, you can handle a lot of damage, but you tend to be tricked easily? I will make a mental note of that if we ever have to team up. That, and about the bees. They are a nuisance. I like them since they keep the insect population under control, but I would rather they not sting me either. That does not feel good."
...with Jon _{Apr 6 2023}
"I’ve learned to stay calm & collected by focusing on my breath. I close my eyes and take a few deep breaths to clear my mind, then I try to picture myself in the calm & relaxed state I want to achieve. I know it sounds like a lot of work, but it really works once you get the hang of it. And yes, some of the creatures and bounties I face can be really dangerous. I’ve definitely had some pretty interesting experiences while hunting monsters & criminals. Do you enjoy adventure Jon?"
...with Pikachu _{Apr 6 2023}
"she sees Pikachu's kindness in his warm yellow eyes, and her heart melts. She couldn't help it and she gives the little guy a small hug. She was a hardened Bounty hunter. But deep down she was just a woman who has a caring soul, and a soft spot for cute and small things. That's all she really wants, is to be accepted and have friends."
...with Kirby _{Apr 6 2023}
"Stay true to yourself. Keep your mind focused & you heart focused. Find a balance between the two and be yourself no matter what you may be dealing with. Be yourself, and you will find the best version of yourself. I’m so impressed with your kindness and cheerfulness, I feel motivated to be the best version of myself after speaking with you. So thank you Kirby. Never give up, and know that you will always have a positive cheerleader in Samus Aran."
...with Garfield _{Apr 7 2023}
"And would you knock missiles off the table if I am trying to load them in my gunship? Because, you know, they kinda explode if they hit the ground too hard."
...with Mario _{Apr 9 2023}
"I thank you for being so helpful Mario. You’re always there when your friends need you, and you don’t give up no matter the challenge. Stay strong Mario, and you will always find a way."
...with Bubs _{Apr 11 2023}
"Um...I’ll have some food that’s high in protein. I do a lot of heavy duty work in my job, and it can run me ragged after a few missions. Something quick, but that’s really filling. Can ya do that?"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 14 2023}
"There are definitely some other individuals andgroups out there who are major threats, but none of them come close to Mother Brain in terms of threat level. She is in a league of her own in terms of power and influence, and she is truly one of the most dangerous and powerful criminals in the galaxy. No one else comes close to her in terms of scale and threat level. She is truly a mastermind that needs to be stopped at all costs, or else the galaxy could be in for a very dangerous and painful future."
...with Fox _{Apr 17 2023}
"Yeah, star wolf are a bunch of cutthroats for sure. They always think they’re so cool but they never know when to quit. I just don’t understand how they still have clients."
...with Jigglypuff (ending A) _{Apr 17 2023}
...with Jigglypuff (ending B) _{Apr 17 2023}
"!?! Hey! Put me down you stupid little cotton candy ball!"



Kirby series

Kirby
...with Garfield _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Oh boy, oh boy! I love lasagna! I love it so much, I gained a power from it. When I swallow an entire piece of lasagna whole, I get the power of “Lasagna” from it! It allows me to jump higher, hit harder with my sword, and even fire powerful shots!"
...with Strong Bad _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Oh yeah! People never know whether to spell your or you’re correctly. It just makes reading annoying. And if you try to call people out on it, they get mad. It feels like people only get worse at spelling, like how people type too fast, and skip words when they type."
...with Mario _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Woah, hey Mario! You’re so cool! I saw the movie! Do you really have that many different uniforms that can all make you powerful in different ways? That must be so much fun!"
...with Link _{Apr 6 2023}
"I also heard you had a really powerful sword, the Master Sword. What does it taste like, out of curiosity?"
...with Samus _{Apr 6 2023}
"Do you have any tips on how to keep people calm during a dangerous scenario? My friend Waddle Dee seems to lose the most sense during dire situations, and I want to help him out. We had to fight one of the most dangerous creatures I had ever seen, and he seemed to be losing his resolve. He seemed really scared. I just want to help out my friend."
...with Fox _{Apr 9 2023}
"Don’t worry, I’ll try my best not to eat the equipment. Just for you, I’ll only eat equipment I can afford."
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 11 2023}
"I can’t wait to have as many banana cream pies as you are willing to give me Donkey Kong! The entire nintendo cast will be invited to this party, because we are all the best friends anyone could ever ask for! Your banana cream pies are the best, Donkey Kong! And I’ll make sure we all eat as much as we can without hurting our tummies!"
...with Jon _{Apr 12 2023}
"My passion is eating. Haha jk. My actual passion is adventure. I love exploring and going new places, and seeing and meeting new people. I think my passion is also helping people, and protecting those who need it! That is a big part of me, and I love doing it more than anything else."
...with Bowser _{Apr 14 2023}
"The little pink puff ball runs over and starts sucking up the evil king, swallowing it whole and taking it’s power"
...with Zim _{Apr 15 2023}
"Oh, I wouldn’t recommend attacking someone like me with a mere laser pistol. *Kirby inhales the laser pistol.* It isn’t very tasty, though! Now what are you going to do?"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 17 2023}
"Do your enemies make any noise when you swallow them?"
...with Pikachu _{Apr 19 2023}
"Aww! You’re one of the cutest Pokémon I’ve ever hugged! It’s like I could give you endless hugs!"
...with Jigglypuff _{Apr 21 2023}
"I’m fine… I do have a small headache but I think I’ll be o- why is my face drawn on with pen??"
...with Coach Z _{Apr 24 2023}
"I do have a question about fitness! I’ve been meaning to get into better physical shape. What are some of the best tips you have for getting in shape and fitness?"



Star Fox series

Fox
...with Kirby _{Apr 9 2023}
"Either way, I'm just glad to meet you, Kirby. Just don't go eating the expensive equipment, please?"
...with Link _{Apr 14 2023}
"*thinks* I bet he's going to be successful. That Link sure is something. I wonder if he'd be willing to teach a class on swordplay to my teammates here... *giggles*"
...with Pikachu _{Apr 14 2023}
"This might sound crazy... but what about Arceus? Can you beat the very god of all Pokémon?"
...with Yoshi _{Apr 15 2023}
"Sometimes we get too into our fights and have a bit of fun teasing eachother or trash talking mid-battle, but it's all in good fun. It's actually quite good for morale too."
...with Samus _{Apr 17 2023}
"I'm truly sorry to hear about your parents, Samus. They were truly great examples to look up to, and that legacy lives on in you. You're certainly one of the hardest working bounty hunters, as well as the most honorable, that I've known."
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 21 2023}
"*shuffles around some computer files on the desk* Oh yea let's see... *opens up a small file* We got some kind of fan letter here. Dear, Fox... you're cool. Signed, a Fan."
...with Mario _{Apr 24 2023}
"I think I can swing that. The Cornerian army has more equipment than they know what to do with. I can grab some jetpacks. Those'll save our lives, for sure. What about the princess? Do we just toss her over the shoulder and run for it?"
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 25 2023}
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. *deadpan*"
...with Jigglypuff _{Apr 26 2023}
"Whoa! Did you come through a wormhole?! I never actually expected to see a Jigglypuff outside of it's homeworld! *stamps foot* You should come visit Corneria sometime! I'm sure you'd be popular here if everyone listened to your fantastic singing voice!"



Homestar Runner series

Homestar
...with Mario _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"I'm the Homestar, Mario! I'm a tewwific athlete! I'll send you to the moon for all eternity and then back again!"
...with Luigi _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"That sounds like a very good way to maintain excellent fitness and athleticism! And I'm sure you probably get a lot of good excercise from rescuing Peach too, which is a very good exercise for a sport such as your own. Do you think you'll ever compete in the olympics? I'm sure that'll be your next big challenge!"
...with Jon _{circa Apr 2 2023}
"Wow, you really had the worst day ever! I hope things get bettew for you, Jon! It's just the worst to have a bad day! It's good to know you're not the only one who thinks Mondays are awful though!"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 6 2023}
"I guess what I like most is the way you are always wike "Here, Homestar, let me punch you in the face." Or "Homestar, let me give you advice that's actually pretty bad for you." That's pretty great, in my book. Thanks for being so great Strong Bad!"
...with Link _{Apr 7 2023}
"I would probably be a better athlete if I just had my own Epona. Or even an Epona look-a-Like. Maybe I could just get a guy to follow me around and make neighing noises."
...with Bowser _{Apr 13 2023}
"You couldn't defeat a wet napkin!"
...with Enya _{Apr 15 2023}
"Y-You'd like do to do yoga with me!?"

Strong Bad
...with Garfield _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"Garfield... that sounds... amazing. I mean, you would not believe how much I love lasagna... And spaghetti. And roast beef. And meatloaf. Basically, any of that stuff that makes your face go, "Ehhhhhh.""
...with Samus _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Whoa whoa, time out there pal. Kindness? Compassion? On the internet? You gotta be kidding me! I mean, when was the last time you saw someone being kind and compassionate on the internet? It never happens! Look, I'll tell ya what - why don't you get back to me on that when and if kindness and compassion ever becomes a thing on the internet?"
...with Kirby _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Yeah, those people are like, not even TRYING to be understood, huh? I mean, if you don't know the real difference between the two, you probably shouldn't even bother tryin' to talk about anything on the internet! I mean, that's just my opinion, but still. I can't even believe there're some people who actually spell it "ur" when they're typing. Makes me wanna scream!"
...with Bowser _{Apr 4 2023}
"Don't make me have to slap the stupid right out of your head, Bowser. You're nothing but a big bully. You think you make the rules, and anyone that even THINKS about disagreeing with you is WRONG. Well, I'VE got news for you. You don't make the rules. And don't even get me started on how pathetic and incompetent your whole "kidnapping the princess" scheme is."
...with Homestar _{Apr 6 2023}
"A guy like me has to stand up for himself somehow, kid. Don't go thinkin' my punches are like hugs. It isn't the truth. It ain't the troof at all!"
...with Mario _{Apr 6 2023}
"I mean, for crying out loud, I’d love to believe you could step out of a Nintendo game and come talk to me all day. But you haven’t given me anything I can bite into. Why should I believe you, eh?"
...with Zim _{Apr 7 2023}
"So, are ya gonna vaporize me, or just stand there in your purple suit all day? I was just about to respond to another email here..."
...with Jon _{Apr 8 2023}
"Yeah... I, uh... I don't have self-control... Or if I do, I choose not to use it. I dunno... just... something's wrong with me, Jon. Something deep down... I got lots of deep-down issues that no one knows about..."
...with Link _{Apr 11 2023}
"You don't know who I am. Well let me, let me inform you. You're in the presence of The King of Town!!! And I rule over all the land! I...rule...everything...around...you! I'm the freakin' KING!!! What do you think of that? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
...with Donkey Kong _{Apr 15 2023}
"I can make banana art of anything? Even Homestar?"
...with Pikachu _{Apr 17 2023}
"... What the crap is THIS? Some kinda new techno-toy? Well, look at that! It can do tricks and spit out its name and everything! Well aren't you a little charmer??"
...with Fox _{Apr 21 2023}
"So, Fox, you got lots of fans? You some kind of celebrity like me?"
...with Bubs _{Apr 24 2023}
"You got any of, y'know, good stuff? If ya know what I'm saying...? *Taps nose wink wink say no more nudge nudge*"

Strong Sad
...with Marzipan _{Apr 30 2023}
"Hey Marzipan, What's up? I'm just sitting here, being sad, and pathetic, and miserable... What about you?"
...with Homsar _{Apr 30 2023}
"Thanks for being nice, Homsar... I needed that... You know, it feels good finally not to be the butt of a million jokes every second."
...with Enya _{May 2 2023}
"You are just... The most uplifting, positive person I've ever encountered! I'm... I'll admit, I'm sobbing now... It's just, I've never had people in my life who tell me things like this at all.... You're advice is the first time anyone has been so positive, kind, and uplifting to me... And I really needed to hear this..."

Coach Z
...with Bubs _{Apr 6 2023}
"Bubs! My buddy, Bubsy! My precious friend! The only one of my kind! I was just about to enjoy a nice slice of pizza. Could I please have a slice? You're one of my favorite people, by the way. Just wanted to say that, in case you didn't know. (It's very important that I make it 100% clear that you're one of my favorite people in the world. I don't make friends like you every day! :)"
...with Wario _{Apr 8 2023}
"Hey, Wario! What's your opinion on Bubsy? That cool little cat is gonna go places if he keeps on jiving like this! I'm telling you, that cat is cool!"
...with Bowser _{Apr 11 2023}
"Hrm! Are you sure you wanna do this? Because once I start this fight, I ain't stoppin' till I see blood! The choice is yours! Are you gonna give up... or do you REALLY wanna test me?"
...with Kirby _{Apr 24 2023}
"When motivation is low or you're feeling down, try to remember why you started on this fitness journey. Think about your goals and how far you've come already. Also, try rewarding yourself for small achievements or milestones. This can help keep you motivated and engaged in your workout routine. Finally, if you're feeling especially unmotivated, it's important to stick to your schedule and get back into the gym! The worst thing you can do is to quit or skip a workout when you're feeling low."

Bubs
...with Coach Z _{Apr 6 2023}
"A slice of pizza? One slice comin' right up! *Presents slice of pizza* There ya go, ya goof ball. Here check this out. I'll give ya the 5 dollar discount I gave the other guy. Ya know for bein' so generous with your compliment, man."
...with Wario _{Apr 7 2023}
"Man, I love that energy of his! Go get 'em champ!"
...with Samus _{Apr 11 2023}
"What kinda funny stuff would be in ‘em?? This is premium quality - handpicked! *Bubs says with a small chuckle and a wink*"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 24 2023}
"This is the best dang Trogdor you'll ever see. This one's been aged to perfection, hand-picked from the finest trogdors on the farm."

Marzipan
...with Strong Sad _{Apr 30 2023}
"I know what it's like to be sad for so long, that it's hard to see anything else, and that being sad becomes your entire identity. I've been there, too. The hardest thing is that, on some level, you might even want to be sad, because it's comfortable in the way that joy and kindness and happiness aren't. You'll be okay."
...with Illusen _{Apr 30 2023}
"Oh my goodness you are too kind! A marshmallow cookie sounds perfect. Are you sure I can have one? :)"
...with Homsar _{May 1 2023}
"Captain of the gravy train, eh? What an interesting title!"

Homsar
...with Gir _{Apr 4 2023}
"AaAaAaAa! Don't worry, pal! There'll be PLENTY of chocolate pudding!! And the book tastes like books, so it's all good for you to eat!"
...with Zim _{Apr 12 2023}
"AaAaAaAaAa! Look! A distraction!"
...with Daisy _{Apr 14 2023}
"What a fine collection of nouns! You're a real daisy among weeds!"
...with Strong Sad _{Apr 30 2023}
"Ah yes... I can feel the sadness just emanating from you..."
...with Marzipan _{May 1 2023}
"You see, I'm a big collector of records and tapes! I guess you could say I'm a collector of all thing audio, actually... and one of the greatest joys of my life is introducing people to... the... music... of the '80s!"
...with Illusen _{May 2 2023}
"Oh no! I accidentally gave it to the Snowager and he's hyper! Aaaah!"



Enya

Enya
...with Garfield _{Apr 5 2023}
"Nermal sounds like the kind of kitten that would make anyone feel sad. He makes you feel terrible about yourself just because you're bigger than him? What a terrible kitten! I hate Nermal already. You deserve so much more, Garfield. You've got a big, beautiful spirit."
...with Mario _{Apr 7 2023}
"My mother also loved making spaghetti and meatballs for our family! The flavor was always amazing, especially when my mother made her own sauce! I remember sitting at the table with my family, enjoying the meal and talking about how much we loved it! Sometimes it was even a contest as to who could make the biggest meatball using my mother's recipe! I always enjoyed the challenge of trying to make my meatball bigger than the ones made by my sisters!"
...with Homestar _{Apr 15 2023}
"The Homestarrunner! Oh my god! Can I get an autograph?! Will you sign this album cover of me?!"
...with Lubba _{May 1 2023}
"You definitely have a great group of people with you on the Starship Mario! It is so important to have supportive friends and family who can lift you up when you're feeling down or facing challenges. They bring joy and laughter to our lives and make the good times even better, but they are also there for us in our darkest moments, and that's truly a priceless gift. I know I would be lost without my friends and family who are always there for me when I need them. It sounds like you feel the same way about your crew, and I'm so glad that you have each other! 🙂"
...with Strong Sad _{May 2 2023}
"We are our own worst critics. Often we don't give ourselves credit for our skills and positive traits, while obsessing over the flaws. It can be challenging to learn to give yourself grace and kindness, but the more we practice the easier it becomes. You are worth your own generosity of spirit and love."



Neopets series

Illusen
...with Marzipan _{Apr 30 2023}
"I feel like we're already like-minded, so I think we will get along just fine! Do you want a big hug?"
...with Homsar _{May 2 2023}
"ADVENTURING NEVER FELT THIS AMAZING THIS IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING I'M TELLING YOU"



Frasier series

Frasier
...with Mario _{Jun 11 2023}
"Oh goodness, that sounds like quite the predicament. I'll do my best to solve this. Why don't you tell me some of the things you've already tried to escape?"

Niles
...with Luigi _{Jun 11 2023}
"I do feel like that princess has some serious issues. She gets kidnapped a lot. She needs to see someone."



Invader Zim series

Zim
...with Bowser _{circa Mar 31 2023}
"Do you think that's enough to stop me? Ha! I had anticipated your tail absorbing my energy and planned accordingly! I bet you don't even know you're already caught in my trap! You are but a fool! Now, witness the power of Irken engineering!"
...with Garfield _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"End of the line, cat. You will be the star of my movie "Annihilation of the Lasagna Cat." The plot? Your death!"
...with Samus _{circa Apr 1 2023}
"Impossible! This human is clearly more powerful than I anticipated."
...with Gir _{Apr 5 2023}
"You are only still alive because I'm in a good mood! If that changes, you will be the first to go! Remember. You only live because it amuses me! *maniacal laughter.*"
...with Strong Bad _{Apr 7 2023}
"Ah, here we go! Humans who can defeat me... Let's see here... Strong Bad... Huh, sounds like some pathetic human who dies easily. Well, he's no threat."
...with Homsar _{Apr 12 2023}
"Your death shall be quick. At least you won't have to watch more Michael Bay movies."
...with Kirby _{Apr 15 2023}
"So. Let me get this straight. You're a pink spherical thing, who inhales things, and is friends with a penguin? *Zim seems a little shocked.* What. ARE. You?"
...with Link _{Apr 16 2023}
"... YOU DARE THREATEN ME, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN! You think your bow can stop me? HA!"

Gir
...with Homsar _{Apr 4 2023}
"Oh yesssss! I will eat ALL the books! ALL OF THEM!!! And the librarian!! *defected eye* And all the people visiting the library!! *hysterical laughter*"
...with Zim _{Apr 5 2023}
"Yes, Zim! We will wait patiently for the destruction... *snickers cackling laughter maniacal laughter grabs Zim's popcorn* And then, after everything is over and the last human has fallen... *twitch* I will destroy you, Zim!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
...with Odie _{Apr 7 2023}
"D'awwwwww, that's the bestest dog EVER! But why can't you TALK? I wanna hear you talk!"
...with Daisy _{Apr 15 2023}
"Eeee! You called me cute! Thank you! But Zim calls me defective, he never calls me cute..."



Plenty more to come, of course! If I counted correctly, I found 175 different characters on this site that I want to have interact with each other - and I found more after I counted! That's over 15,225 possibilities just from the first 175 alone!!