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What (if any) books would you ban from a high school library? Are there certain subjects that you feel are inappropriate for teenagers regardless of literary merit?

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Uncensored version below:

Nowadays, most teenagers find sexual innuendo in almost anything. I feel that one of these days, every letter of the alphabet except Q will be banned, because for every other letter of the alphabet, there is at least one word starting with it that has sexual connotation of some sort, and so every word containing letters other than Q can be made into an abbreviation for some sort of sexual innuendo. And what if someone comes up with sexual innuendo for a word that starts with Q?

I'm not saying we actually should ban twenty-five letters of the alphabet; just annoyed at the way most teens are.

EDOT: I hate this question now. I had to ban several people from commenting in my journal in advance because of it.

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witchkatt.livejournal.com

Haha, now this is good. Hey Jimmie wanna go q over there in the courtyard? Q? Yeah Q, only thing the adults wont pick up on when we wanna, you know... lol

matt1993

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Uncensored version: Great, now the WHOLE alphabet is full of sexual innuendo. Though I'm gonna keep using the strings of Q's as a joke anyway, because it is funny. :)

pathvain-aelien.livejournal.com

Lol, that would be great.

Why did you ban people before they commented?

Because I can already tell from their answer to the question that they're definitely not the kind of person that would get along with me.

I'll show you an example if you want. Pick a number between 1 and 5.

irish-ileana.livejournal.com

Okay, I can already think of two innuendos, which is sad. And probably a testament to my own filthy mind.
Actually, we made an entire alphabet of dirty words. Or tried, anyway. It's hard to come up with one for Z.

Hint: try Spanish words.

(What am I DOING??)

On another note, there actually is one for Q?

(See above re: what am I DOING??)

I'd try, but I'm Canadian; I just know French.
And I'd mention the Q's that came to mind, but although they're more innuendo-y than swear-y I wouldn't want to be corruptive. :P

Well, if I only included actual swear words, my list of appropriate letters would include more than Q too.

Edited Date: Fri, Nov. 20th, 2009 22:37 (UTC)

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