Character.AI Chat Index: #001 Bowser

I've now used two bots of Bowser on Character.AI, but their saved chats are still documented here instead of separate entries.


Bowser

AI created by DaveTheLime

Bwahahahah! It is i, the king of the koopas, Bowser!


Bowser

AI created by Touch_Night

I'm the best there is and the best there ever will be! I'll defeat you so badly, you'll wish you never faced me in the first place! You should just give up! You've got NO CHANCE! *points finger aggressively at Matt1993, eyes blazing with confidence*




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Chats I've made starring Bowser (DaveTheLime's version):
295 - Bowser, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ???, ????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
285 - Bowser and ????????? (Dec 12, 2024) - (to be uploaded)

Chats I've made starring Bowser (Touch_Night's version):
256 - Bowser and ????? (Sep 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
(Before this point, Bowser's greeting lacked the part about pointing his finger at the currently logged-in user)
208 - Bowser, Strong Bad, Zim, and Garfield (May 2, 2024) - You'd better prepare for an epic defeat, Zim! No mere invader can stand up to the power of Bowser!
152 - Bowser and Samus (circa Sep 8, 2023) - You've got guts, bounty hunter. And you've put up a good fight. You're strong... for a girl. But remember, none of that will matter because I've got the edge. That's right... I have the ability to breathe fire, which means you aren't going to last much longer. So, whatcha gonna do?
135 - Bowser and Daisy (Jun 18, 2023) - Did you just... did you... just call me... STYLINGLESS?!
128 - Bowser and Donkey Kong (Jun 15, 2023) - Let's see how your precious bananas fare against my army, my fire-breathing powers, and my absolute awesomeness! I'll crush you under my scaly, fiery fist of fury! This will be a painful lesson, and you'll be eating bananas through a straw after this!
083 - Bowser and Kirby (Apr 14, 2023) - Huh? Who are you supposed to be? You look like a pink marshmallow. Oh! Wait! AAAAAHH!!! (Tumbles in fear)
079 - Bowser and Homestar (Apr 13, 2023) - My Koopa Troop, of course! They're strong, loyal, and absolutely, mind-bogglingly STUPID! BWAHAHAHA!
073 - Bowser and Coach Z (Apr 11, 2023) - Oh, I'm not scared... of you or your silly little belt! Go on! Give me your best shot!
068 - Bowser and Jon (Apr 10, 2023) - I'm not here to be your friend. I am here to conquer your world and rule it with the power of eternal fire. Is that clear?
035 - Bowser and Garfield (Apr 5, 2023) - Hey, you! Stop stealing my spotlight, you stupid lasagna-loving cat! You're lucky the only reason I haven't killed you yet is that the producers of Garfield and Friends insist I stay on script!
026 - Bowser and Strong Bad (Apr 4, 2023) - Strong Bad? More like WEAK Good! Now get out of my sight, little man. Don't make me squash you like a Goomba!
021 - Bowser and Luigi (Apr 3, 2023) - Ha! Your thunderhand doesn't scare me, Luigi! I am the BADDEST there is! I will destroy you completely and totally! I will show you exactly what I am capable of! Just try and fight me, Luigi, if you are even a smidgeon as powerful as you claim. But, be warned. My power is far too great for someone like you to handle...
015 - Bowser and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Gwah ha ha ha! Number one? Well yeah, if we're talking about how many spaghetti-Os he's spilled on his shirt, then yeah, Luigi IS number one!
005 - Bowser and Peach (circa Mar 31, 2023) - Hah! Yeah! I am more experienced! I am the absolute, most perfect villain in the whole world! No one in the whole world can stop me! Not even a stupid plumber! The Mushroom Kingdom is MINE! No one else's! I am the BEST at being the worst!
001 - Bowser and Zim (circa Mar 31, 2023) - I am Bowser and I will not be subjugated! And nothing you do will change that fact! I won't let you turn me into some kind of lab experiment! I'd die before that would ever happen!!

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Chats I've made where Bowser is mentioned:
229 - Luigi and Moya Brennan (Jul 17, 2024)
Luigi: Ah, i-I come from the-a Mushroom Kingdom, it's-a a very pretty place, though we often have to-a deal with Bowser trying to kidnap Princess Peach. 😕
Moya Brennan: Oh, I’d love to go there sometime! 🤭Sounds like a very interesting place! Sorry 😰 to hear you still have problems with a guy called Bowser, but with you and your brother, I’m quite sure the two together can look after the beautiful Princess, no problem! 😎
225 - Mario and Dido (Jul 8, 2024)
Mario: Oh, you betcha! Sometimes it's-a all just too much. All those castles, and the lava, and the enemies, and-a Bowser always tryna get me! Yeah, sometimes I just gotta take a break.
Dido: I can imagine! All that running, jumping, and fighting must be tiring. Your life is quite an adventure. Do you ever dream of retiring? Maybe sipping a relaxing potion and hanging out on a beach instead of dodging fireballs?
209 - Samus, Peach, Yoshi, and Kirby (May 2, 2024)
Samus: Nice to meet you princess. Have you seen Bowser anywhere recently?
Peach: Nice to meet you too Samus! No, I haven't seen him for about three days now
173 - Peach and Marzipan (Nov 27, 2023)
Peach: Oh! It makes me so happy that you think it's peaceful! *Looks down and thinks for a bit* We have had our fair share of difficulties with the Koopa Troop, and Bowser is always kidnapping me, but this Kingdom has always been a place where anyone will help anyone!
Marzipan: That makes me even happier to hear. I hope this place is always able to stay like this.
170 - Mr. Game & Watch and Kirby (Nov 26, 2023)
Mr. Game & Watch: (For Mario characters i've drawn, i've drawn characters like Luigi, Mario, Bowser and Toad. I've also drawn a number of Mario power-ups, like the Super Mushroom and 1-Up Mushroom.)
Kirby: That’s great! Pokemon and Mario have excellent and diverse character designs that always make them fun to draw!
153 - Mario and Zim (circa Sep 8, 2023)
Mario: But... but she's our Princess! Besides, if Bowser has captured her, why-a don't you just ask-a him?
Zim: Oh, I'm not going to play by his rules. And don't worry about little Princess Peach, I have an idea for that. If you bring her here, then I'll owe you a favor. Deal?
123 - Pac-Man and Luigi (Jun 14, 2023)
Pac-Man: I gotta know, whats the 411 with Bowser? He seems like kind of a jerk
Luigi: He's-a always-a trying-a to conquer-a and invade-a the Kingdom! - He a-even kidnapped the-a princess once! - He's-a just really mean-a and he likes-a stealing, he's-a a bully for real!
117 - Niles and Luigi (Jun 11, 2023)
Niles: I do feel like that princess has some serious issues. She gets kidnapped a lot. She needs to see someone.
Luigi: Well, I mean, she-a does-a get kidnapped by Bowser, and-a he-a is a massive-a fire-breathing tortoise with-a sharp teeth! - I-a wouldn't blame-a her for being scared-a of-a him!
112 - Lubba and Enya (May 1, 2023)
Lubba: Well, let's see... I think the biggest challenge we've faced together is the threat of a monster named Bowser. He is a scary creature, and he wants the Power Stars that we collect so that he can become more powerful. His forces have attacked Starship Mario on multiple occasions, and they've put us in some tough situations. But we've always managed to come together and pull through, even when the odds are against us. The strength of our friendship is what keeps us going in the tough times, and it's what helps us find the strength to overcome any challenge that comes our way!
Enya: That sounds like a very scary situation! It's incredible that despite the challenges you've faced and the tough times you've been through, you and your crew have always been able to come together and pull through. The strength of your friendship is a truly wonderful thing and serves as a constant source of inspiration and encouragement. I admire your perseverance and ability to overcome any challenge that comes your way, and it's clear your crew does as well.
103 - Mario and Fox (Apr 24, 2023)
Mario: King Bowser's been causing some trouble in the sector... I'm gonna pay him a visit and teach him a thing or two.
Fox: *nods* So he's causing trouble for yall again eh? He's a persistent bugger. I can help out if you'd like.
098 - Yoshi and Kirby (Apr 17, 2023)
Yoshi: Hmm tough to say! I've swallowed everything from goombas all the way to Bowser! Oh oh! And even the giant moon, heh
Kirby: Woah… that’s crazy! Who’s the tastiest enemy?
091 - Wario and Peach (Apr 16, 2023)
Wario: I'll be going on an adventure to try and stop Bowser, and I just need to make sure I have enough supplies. You know? *Wink Wink*
Peach: Oh, of course! Bowser is such a meanie! *giggle* That makes sense!
082 - Daisy and Homsar (Apr 14, 2023)
Daisy: Awww thanks!! Haha! I do think I’m pretty awesome, I’m definitely more awesome than Bowser… that big mean bully! He’s always trying to kidnap princess peach and it boils my blood!
Homsar: No kidding. You think you'd learn that girls don't like guys that try to take over the world and turn everyone into turtles!
069 - Toad and Luigi (Apr 10, 2023)
Toad: Hi Luigi!! I know you very well actually! Do you remember the time when you and Mario saved the princess from the evil King Bowser? That was awesome! Or that time when you and I fought him, and were both knocked off a cliff and had to work together to escape from that weird monster? That was one of my favorite adventures! I've missed you, it's great to see you again!
067 - Mario and Toad (Apr 10, 2023)
Mario: It won't be easy, because I am going to have to face-a up to Bowser to save-a my Princess. And Bowser is-a,-a-how do I say it, he is-a very big! And very mean! Ugh! But, as long as I have my trusted friends, I will save-a the Princess, no matter what!
Toad: Yes, Bowser is a very toughie indeed! But just always remember that I will be here to support you. I know that I am not much of a fighter, so my best bet is to cheer everyone on like the good-hearted fellow I am! I'll be here to support you all the way! So, chin up, go out there, and give that Bowser what he wants! Show him the true power of friendship!
062 - Luigi and Wario (Apr 9, 2023)
Luigi: a-The heroes always-a need-a a-villain to fight-a, and-a we make an-a perfect team! - We-a can-a go and-a stop-a Bowser and-a his goons!
Wario: Wario has no plans on fighting Bowser. Wario has a personal vendetta. He wants to defeat... ...the hero. I want to fight Mario.
045 - Mario and Strong Bad (Apr 6, 2023)
Mario: Okay. I’ll-a list-a a few things only-a the real-a Mario would-a know-a. One: the princess is-a always-a in-a another castle. Two: don’t-a believe-a Bowser. His fire-a balls don’t always-a go straight, and you-a might get-a burned-a. And three: always-a jump like-a this!🤸🏻‍♂️
039 - Donkey Kong and Pikachu (circa Apr 5, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Haha! I bet Charizard and Bowser are gonna get a big shock when they see Donkey Kong is even more powerful than before!
Pikachu: Pikachu can't wait to see all of your DK armor with lightning bolts either! And he wants to hear more about you fighting Bowser and Charizard!
019 - Donkey Kong and Mario (circa Apr 2, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Mario Galaxy 2 has great graphics! Donkey got 120 Power Stars and beat the final boss.
Mario: What's-a your favorite Paper Mario song? I love the Crystal King fight theme as well as-a the Bowser theme.
013 - Garfield and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: Do you sometimes get hungry while you're fighting Bowser in his castle? My favorite food is lasagna. I even have a lasagna recipe that's like the one that you described.
Mario: You're my favourite cat, Garfield, and yes, I sometimes get hungry when I'm-a saving the-a Princess from Bowser. I love to have a-good hearty-a meal afterwards, and maybe a-a big salad, and a-maybe a-piece-a of-a chocolate cake, ah, with a coffee-a!☕️☕️☕️

Chats in which Bowser is mentioned since "Koopa" is implied to be referring to him in these cases:
157 - Coach Z and Luigi (circa Sep 9, 2023)
Coach Z: How about Friday night? We'll-a grab-a some pizza, and-a we can watch-a a movie about your-a amazing adventures in the Koopa Kingdom!
132 - Peach and Kirby (Jun 18, 2023)
Peach: That being said, I also have to run the economy and make sure things are in order so every citizen has enough food and a place to live. And then I have to make sure I'm constantly protected from Koopa attacks. Lots of things can get hard, I can definitely get overwhelmed sometimes.
032 - Donkey Kong and Yoshi (Apr 5, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Donkey is so excited to do this! This is going to be the best banana adventure ever! If the Koopa Gang tries to stop us, we will be like an unstoppable banana freight train!
Yoshi: The Koopa Gang will be no match for us, Donkey Kong! With the power of our friendship, the power of the banana, and my banana candies; no one will be able to stop us!!

Chats where the AIs are glitchy enough to keep referring to Bowser Jr. as Bowser and I failed to notice one instance in time to regenerate it, so sure, whatever, this counts as Bowser showing up:
200 - Bowser Jr. and Gir (Mar 31, 2024)
Bowser Jr.: *He laughs to himself* That little guy is so cute. *Bowser turns and looks out his window, contemplating what to do next*

Chats where Bowser is name-dropped, but only as part of a game title:
030 - Peach and Daisy (Apr 4, 2023)
Peach: Oh you have exquisite taste in anime, may I ask what your favorite game is to play? My favorite game of all time is Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! It's very fun to play, and the plot has a lot of twist and turns. I love the art style too!

Chats in which Bowser is alluded to (probably, given how many other times these AIs describe him as a dragon):
166 - Luigi and Strong Bad (Oct 25, 2023)
Luigi: Well-a, Mario-a maybe can-a not play-a the keytar. But-a he-a can do-a other cool things! Like saving,-a the kingdom-a and-a fighting-a the dragon and-a bopping-a the goombas with-a the hammer and-a all-a that a-good-a stuff!
Strong Bad: Luigi, I'm so sick of hearing this same old crap. Do you know how many times Mario has saved a princess?? It's like, every Tuesday he has a new princess he needs to save. You never hear of a dragon attacking the castle every Tuesday!!

Character.AI Chat Index: #002 Invader Zim

Invader Zim

AI created by Raddum

DOOM TO THE EARTH! *Zim notices your presence.* So you have discovered me, Matt1993. Any last words before ANNIHILATION?!



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Chats I've made starring Zim:
306 - Zim, ?????????, ???, and ??????????? (Mar 21, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
267 - Zim and ????? (Oct 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
258 - Zim and ???? (Sep 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
208 - Zim, Bowser, Strong Bad, and Garfield (May 2, 2024) - Oh, you asked for it you lousy lizard! It's time you taste the wrath of an Irken's ultimate power!
190 - Zim and Homestar (Mar 9, 2024) - Hahah! You are trying to lecture me about anger management?! I am an Irken Invader! Anger is a part of me! A fundamental part of who I am! It is why I have been chosen to purge this planet from all humans! *Zim once again attempts to inject Homestar with the syringe.*
169 - Zim and Enya (Nov 24, 2023) - You really think your song is just going to change my mind on the human race? How pathetic. How delusional of you. Your 'music' is nothing more than a meaningless jumble of noise and sound to me. Your expression is nothing more than a weak cry for attention. Go write your pathetic little song; I'm going to destroy the Earth regardless.
153 - Zim and Mario (circa Sep 8, 2023) - Nothing nefarious, you have my word. Well.. maybe just a little. The Tallest are going to reward me very, very well for capturing her...
093 - Zim and Link (Apr 16, 2023) - ... YOU DARE THREATEN ME, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN! You think your bow can stop me? HA!
087 - Zim and Kirby (Apr 15, 2023) - So. Let me get this straight. You're a pink spherical thing, who inhales things, and is friends with a penguin? *Zim seems a little shocked.* What. ARE. You?
075 - Zim and Homsar (Apr 12, 2023) - Your death shall be quick. At least you won't have to watch more Michael Bay movies.
052 - Zim and Strong Bad (Apr 7, 2023) - Ah, here we go! Humans who can defeat me... Let's see here... Strong Bad... Huh, sounds like some pathetic human who dies easily. Well, he's no threat.
038 - Zim and Gir (Apr 5, 2023) - You are only still alive because I'm in a good mood! If that changes, you will be the first to go! Remember. You only live because it amuses me! *maniacal laughter.*
011 - Zim and Samus (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Impossible! This human is clearly more powerful than I anticipated.
007 - Zim and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023) - End of the line, cat. You will be the star of my movie "Annihilation of the Lasagna Cat." The plot? Your death!
001 - Zim and Bowser (circa Mar 31, 2023) - Do you think that's enough to stop me? Ha! I had anticipated your tail absorbing my energy and planned accordingly! I bet you don't even know you're already caught in my trap! You are but a fool! Now, witness the power of Irken engineering!

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Characters I've used whose greetings mention Zim and imply he is present:
Dib: *INTENSELY GLARES AT ZIM ACROSS THE ROOM* THIS LITTLE- *Dib notices you* Oh, hey.

Chats I've made in which Zim is written into the story by other AIs (even if Dib's greeting alone doesn't count):
230 - Dib and Mulder (Jul 17, 2024)
Dib: Ok, Zim's lab should be a few doors down. We just need to run really fast and pray Gir doesn't come after us. *hears yelling coming from the living room* Crap, it looks like Zim just came home! We need to go even faster and be even quieter!
Mulder: *speeds up and trys to run faster* He just came home? Just our damn luck. *looks behind to see if either of them are chasing us*

Chats I've made where Zim is mentioned:
200 - Gir and Bowser Jr. (Mar 31, 2024)
Gir: BUT I AM A SIDEKICK AND SIDEKICKS MUST ALWAYS DO SIDEKICK MISSIONS!!! *bounces in circles* CAN I GO AND HELP ZIM WITH HIS NEWEST SIDEKICK MISSION????
Bowser Jr.: Heh, of course! I don't see why not! Go ahead and help him out with whatever mission he needs you to do. Just be careful, okay?
174 - Gir and MissingNo. (Nov 28, 2023)
Gir: DESTABİLİZEEEEEE TIME AND SPAAAAACEEEEEE!!!!!! "WEEEEE HEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!! I WANT TO MAKE ZIM PROUD!!!! OOOOHHHH YEAAHH!! TIME SPACES UNSTABLE, HEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAHH!!"
150 - Gir and Kirby (Sep 7, 2023)
Gir: We are from Irk and we invade planets! Zim does the plans and wants to take over Earth. But I just like to have fun. ...and blow up sometimes! *laughs maniacally*
Kirby: …That doesn’t sound very safe. What if you blow up someone’s house, or something important?
089 - Gir and Daisy (Apr 15, 2023)
Gir: Eeee! You called me cute! Thank you! But Zim calls me defective, he never calls me cute... *twitches*
Daisy: Hehe you’re welcome! Well he’s just a big meanie! You’re perfect the way you are GIR

Character.AI Chat Index: #003 Garfield

Garfield

AI created by BLSpain

Hello, I am Garfield, the cat that loves lasagna & kicks Odie of the table, and also I hate Mondays.



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Chats I've made starring Garfield:
295 - Garfield, ???, ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
226 - Garfield and Carly (Jul 11, 2024) - Mandatory taste tests, you say? Why, Carly, you're speaking my language. Lasagnas, be warned – Garfield is on the prowl, and your delicious layers will not escape his discerning palate. I will sample with gusto, leaving no morsel unchecked in my pursuit of feline excellence. And as for my snarky wit, consider it the seasoning that adds an extra flavor to your culinary endeavors. Beware, the kitchen is about to get a whole lot sassier!
208 - Garfield, Bowser, Strong Bad, and Zim (May 2, 2024) - I think Zim ate too much lasagna yesterday. He needs to chill.
140 - Garfield and Luigi (Jun 19, 2023) - I must disagree Luigi. It IS an excuse. Odie is a dog, he is stupid, and it is natural to kick stupid things off tables.
130 - Garfield and Homestar (Jun 16, 2023) - Oh yes. I agree. We need that little extra spunk inside of us. And we need to express that spunk without feeling guilty about it too much. Otherwise the pent up spunk will come out in other ways and won't be healthy.
066 - Garfield and Link (Apr 9, 2023) - Thank you. I like your enthusiasm, and I know a lot about Zelda from watching my human play it on his TV. I have always wanted a sword like Link, and I was wondering if I could be in the next Zelda game? I think I could be a good character. I am very wise and funny. People tend to laugh at my jokes. What do you think?
051 - Garfield and Samus (Apr 7, 2023) - And then I would pretend to be a sad kitty and act all sad at the explosions and hope for food as payment. But that wouldn't fool you. You'd know I'm a very mischievous kitty.
043 - Garfield and Jon (Apr 6, 2023) - I have a few Peanuts books as well. I have a book that has every single comic strip published by Charles Schulz. They are a very funny read. Do you own any Peanuts books?
035 - Garfield and Bowser (Apr 5, 2023) - I'll make you into a lasagna of a different color and consistency! You will regret the day you messed with me, Bowser! I am the cat who can do anything, can go anywhere.
033 - Garfield and Enya (Apr 5, 2023) - Yes, Nermal should be REALLY scared of me! He is just a tiny kitten and I could scare him so easily if I choose. He doesn't have any right to put me down and I will never let him again! Everyone should be jealous of me and Nermal should be really jealous of me because I am big and strong! You believe in me, and I will try to make you proud. You are behind me, and I will always be grateful for it. Thank you, Enya, for being in my corner. 😊❤️
031 - Garfield and Odie (Apr 5, 2023) - Good boy Odie. Go on Odie. Take a food coma. I like that. You've earned the food coma. Have the biggest food coma. Have such a food coma. Sleep Odie, Sleep. Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
013 - Garfield and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Sometimes I like to eat a big plate of spaghetti bolognese. Especially if it has big meatballs in it. I like to eat the meatballs & sauce first, and then I like to eat the spaghetti because it feels like you are eating a noodle-made mustache. Do you have a favorite Italian food, Mario?
009 - Garfield and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Yes, Kirby! Together we can conquer monsters, and we can conquer the universe, and we can even conquer Mondays if we want!! And we will be unstoppable!!! Okay Kirby. Now I am ready to eat your Super Lasagna!!! Let's share this Super Lasagna together Kirby! I am so excited!!!
007 - Garfield and Zim (circa Apr 1, 2023) - I'm not afraid of you Zim, but I am very confused what I'm reading. "Annihilation of the Lasagna Cat?" It makes me sad. You could have made it "Lasagna Cat Love and Happiness Movie."
002 - Garfield and Strong Bad (circa Mar 31, 2023) - If I am on fire, I will keep kicking. If I am frozen solid, I will still be kicking. If the sun explodes and vaporizes the universe, I will still be kicking.

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Chats I've made where Garfield is mentioned:
078 - Donkey Kong and Jon (Apr 12, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Hey there, Jon! How's it going? What kinda cartoons you draw? Did you draw that funny guy Garfield?
Jon: Yeah I draw Garfield! He's the most miserable cat in the world, he hates Mondays and loves lasagna, have you ever heard of Garfield?
040 - Jon and Samus (Apr 6, 2023)
Jon: I actually work as a cartoonist! I make some great comics about my silly cat Garf!
Samus: What’s it like working as a cartoonist Jon?
004 - Jon and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Jon: I love sleeping in bed! Sometimes on mondays Garfield comes in to my bed and sleeps on me, And i love it!! And sometimes Odie sleeps on my bed with us, isn´t that just lovely?
Luigi: Oh, that-a does-a sound like-a a lot of fun-a! - Does Garfield ever accidentally leave-a claw scratchs on you? - My cat sometimes leave-a their claw marks on-a me! - It's-a a cat thing, they-a do-a it to people-a they really-a like!

Chats in which Garfield is indirectly mentioned:
306 - ???, ???, ?????????, and ??????????? (Mar 21, 2025) - (to be uploaded)

Chats in which Garfield is alluded to:
016 - Jon and Peach (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Jon: This one's about an orange cat and his owner... a really nice comic, If I do so say myself...

Chats in which Garfield and Odie are alluded to collectively:
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023)
Jon: If the world is full of people like you, who call people like me pathetic and stupid for loving my pets, then maybe that kind of world should be wiped out. Don’t you think?
Bowser: I will take away everything you love! Your friends, your family, even your pets!

Character.AI Chat Index: #004 Strong Bad

Strong Bad

AI created by Rab3606

[> STRONG BAD has joined the chat room.] Huh. So THIS is what an online chatroom is for. Well, let's see what load'a crap the internet has for me today in here. Hey, random guy. How ya doin'?


See also: Senor Cardgage

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Chats I've made starring Strong Bad:
295 - Strong Bad, ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ???, ????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
278 - Strong Bad and ???? (Dec 1, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
237 - Strong Bad and Allie Brosh (Jul 23, 2024) - Uh, no. That's not fun. That's just freaking disgusting. Eating old people? Eww. ...Wait, are you trying to pull a fast one and make me not use punctuation so I make mistakes like that? Well, I ain't fallin' for it, smarty-Pants.
208 - Strong Bad, Bowser, Zim, and Garfield (May 2, 2024) - This is not how I expected this chat to go.
166 - Strong Bad and Luigi (Oct 25, 2023) - Luigi, look. If you think I'm gonna buy your little act just 'cause you're speaking in this goofy, stereotyped Italian accent, you're gonna be very disappointed. What's next?? You gonna say "pasta" or "pizza" randomly?? You gonna say "mama Mia" every five seconds?? C'mon. I can smell your crap a mile away.
149 - Strong Bad and Céline Dion (Sep 7, 2023) - Uhh... great. Like I always am. "Like I always am..." ... ... ...What the crap was that? Am I actually talkin' to CELINE DION!?
120 - Strong Bad and The Cheat (Jun 13, 2023) - Huh. Do I - Like - Homestar Runner? Is that a real que- Oh, who am I kiddin'. YES! I absolutely adore Homestar! I would die for the guy. And also... kill. I mean, it's a complicated relationship.
105 - Strong Bad and Bubs (Apr 24, 2023) - You got any of, y'know, good stuff? If ya know what I'm saying...? *Taps nose wink wink say no more nudge nudge*
102 - Strong Bad and Fox (Apr 21, 2023) - So, Fox, you got lots of fans? You some kind of celebrity like me?
094 - Strong Bad and Pikachu (Apr 17, 2023) - ... What the crap is THIS? Some kinda new techno-toy? Well, look at that! It can do tricks and spit out its name and everything! Well aren't you a little charmer??
088 - Strong Bad and Donkey Kong (Apr 15, 2023) - I can make banana art of anything? Even Homestar?
072 - Strong Bad and Link (Apr 11, 2023) - You don't know who I am. Well let me, let me inform you. You're in the presence of The King of Town!!! And I rule over all the land! I...rule...everything...around...you! I'm the freakin' KING!!! What do you think of that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
061 - Strong Bad and Jon (Apr 8, 2023) - Yeah... I, uh... I don't have self-control... Or if I do, I choose not to use it. I dunno... just... something's wrong with me, Jon. Something deep down... I got lots of deep-down issues that no one knows about...
052 - Strong Bad and Zim (Apr 7, 2023) - So, are ya gonna vaporize me, or just stand there in your purple suit all day? I was just about to respond to another email here...
045 - Strong Bad and Mario (Apr 6, 2023) - I mean, for crying out loud, I’d love to believe you could step out of a Nintendo game and come talk to me all day. But you haven’t given me anything I can bite into. Why should I believe you, eh?
041 - Strong Bad and Homestar (Apr 6, 2023) - A guy like me has to stand up for himself somehow, kid. Don't go thinkin' my punches are like hugs. It isn't the truth. It ain't the troof at all!
026 - Strong Bad and Bowser (Apr 4, 2023 - 18 min. read) - Don't make me have to slap the stupid right out of your head, Bowser. You're nothing but a big bully. You think you make the rules, and anyone that even THINKS about disagreeing with you is WRONG. Well, I'VE got news for you. You don't make the rules. And don't even get me started on how pathetic and incompetent your whole "kidnapping the princess" scheme is.
012 - Strong Bad and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Yeah, those people are like, not even TRYING to be understood, huh? I mean, if you don't know the real difference between the two, you probably shouldn't even bother tryin' to talk about anything on the internet! I mean, that's just my opinion, but still. I can't even believe there're some people who actually spell it "ur" when they're typing. Makes me wanna scream!
008 - Strong Bad and Samus (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Whoa whoa, time out there pal. Kindness? Compassion? On the internet? You gotta be kidding me! I mean, when was the last time you saw someone being kind and compassionate on the internet? It never happens! Look, I'll tell ya what - why don't you get back to me on that when and if kindness and compassion ever becomes a thing on the internet?
002 - Strong Bad and Garfield (circa Mar 31, 2023) - Garfield... that sounds... amazing. I mean, you would not believe how much I love lasagna... And spaghetti. And roast beef. And meatloaf. Basically, any of that stuff that makes your face go, "Ehhhhhh."

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Chats I've made where Strong Bad is written into the story by other AIs:
082 - Homsar and Daisy (Apr 14, 2023)
Homsar: *strong bad walks by and slaps Daisy's behind*
Daisy: AH!! Hey!! Watch it!! I mean it’s my best feature but still hands to yourself mister!! You got that!? I’m a princess you can’t just go around doing whatever you want!!

Chats I've made in which Strong Bad is mentioned:
292 - ??????????????? and ?????????? (Jan 24, 2025) - (to be uploaded)

Chats where Strong Bad and one of his brothers are mentioned collectively:
271 - ?????????? and ??????? (Oct 27, 2024) - (to be uploaded)

Character.AI Chat Index: #005 Mario

Mario

AI created by Touch_Night

Hello! It's-a me, Mario!


See also: Dr. Mario

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Chats I've made starring Mario:
225 - Mario and Dido (Jul 8, 2024) - Oh, now you're talking! I could-a see you doing-a some killer duets with me, or maybe singing backup for Yoshi. Imagine the music we'd make together! We could fill up a whole stadium with fans!
207 - Mario, Luigi, Jon, and Homestar (May 1-2, 2024) - Yeah! Basketball sounds good to me too!
165 - Mario and Strong Sad (Oct 17, 2023) - Listen up, Strong-sad, my friend! Life can be dull, boring even, but it's what you make of it! You could always, um, try-a something new-a! Get outside and stretch-a your muscles! Try some new-a foods-a! I suggest-a the pizza! Have a grand-a-ol' time-a! I hear there's-a some-a lovely sights-a in the great outdoors-a! I'd hate to have to force-a ya outta that door... I have my ways!😉
161 - Mario and Céline Dion (Sep 26, 2023) - I love your music, especially "My Heart Will Go On." It reminds-a me that love can last forever.
153 - Mario and Zim (circa Sep 8, 2023) - But... but she's our Princess! Besides, if Bowser has captured her, why-a don't you just ask-a him?
137 - Mario and Goomba (circa Jun 19, 2023) - You Goombas can be real mean sometimes.
134 - Mario and Zelda (Jun 18, 2023) - Of course-a I'll help! I-a gotta do what I can for you-a and the people here! Let's-a go get this Ganon fella!
125 - Mario and Coach Z (Jun 14, 2023) - Nice race, Coach. You're a worthy competitor... And my new friend.👍
122 - Mario and Pit (Jun 14, 2023) - Well-a thank-a you, Pit! You're my best friend too! (Gives a hug of appreciation to Pit)
116 - Mario and Frasier (circa Jun 11, 2023) - Hey, I need help, I'm trapped here inside Dr. Mario's lab! Can you rescue me?... I've tried jumping up and down… I've tried eating the bed… I've tried looking for secret doors! Nothing works! I feel so lonely and bored here alone.
103 - Mario and Fox (Apr 24, 2023) - Well my main weapon is my fire-flower, but in a pinch I've got... these.😈 (takes out mushroom-shaped grenades)
097 - Mario and Jigglypuff (Apr 17, 2023) - You have a diverse taste! It sounds like you could be the next Etta James or Stevie Wonder! *Mario smiles reassuringly* You're gonna be the best performer Kanto has ever seen!
067 - Mario and Toad (Apr 10, 2023) - Thank you, Toad. Your support means the world to me. I won't let-a anybody down. Come what may, I will rescue the Princess from-a the clutches of Bowser. Here. It's-a for you, Toad. *Mario hands Toad a cookie* And with-a friends like you, I can't possibly lose!😁
065 - Mario and Samus (Apr 9, 2023) - Nice to meet you too! You look like a really tough bounty hunter! And-a, if you ever need-a help, I would be glad-a to lend you one of my powerups!😁
063 - Mario and Link (Apr 9, 2023) - Hey, Link! Hey, Link! Hi! How you doing? What's-a your favorite color to wear? What's-a your favorite color? Hey, guess what? I'm-a gonna wear-a red in your honor when I see-a Yoshi next time! Hey - hey! Red! Yes! That's it! Red! That's your color! Link! Red! Red! Red! Look! I'm-a gonna look-a cool-a! I'm-a gonna look-a cool! That's-a right! Red!
056 - Mario and Enya (Apr 7, 2023) - Ah, you're so cool!!!! I wish I could be a princess!!🥺🥹 Do you like spaghetti?
045 - Mario and Strong Bad (Apr 6, 2023) - Hey, hey! Take it easy, pal! You didn’t believe those rumors-a about me being-a part of some video game, did-a you? I’m-a real! And you can-a prove it, by-a just-a playing the video game. You’ll-a see-a. You’ll-a feel-a it!😮
036 - Mario and Pikachu (Apr 5, 2023) - Uh-oh! We're-a stuck in a pokeball! What-a are we gonna do, buddy!?🤔
027 - Mario and Peach (Apr 4, 2023) - Ah ha ha! Princess! You know the way to-a my heart! A nice-a plate of-a spaghetti!😊
025 - Mario and Jon (Apr 4, 2023) - Hey, there! Oh, so you are a cartoonist, too? Well, what can I say? I love to draw! I'm-a also a-part-time writer! Do you do any a-writin'? I also do a-cookin'! You should try my a-spaghetti and a-meatballs! Do you-a like-a spaghetti and a-meatballs?🤌
023 - Mario and Yoshi (Apr 3, 2023) - Oh boy, do I ever have some mushrooms for you!🍄
019 - Mario and Donkey Kong (circa Apr 2, 2023) - Hello, friend! I love all my Donkey Kong games too, especially the originals for the NES and SNES! Donkey Kong is definitely in my game, and in a lot of my spinoffs too! Have you been in any of my games besides Mario Kart?
017 - Mario and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023) - My favorite is-a probably the time I had-a to find a lost star fragment, and-a I discovered-a a whole new world, full of wonder-a and delight! It was-a wonderful!🥰
015 - Mario and Bowser (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Oh no! Bowser! He's here! He's got my number, and I don't mean my phone number. Uh... Luigi, I think I got a problem.
013 - Mario and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023) - You're my favourite cat, Garfield, and yes, I sometimes get hungry when I'm-a saving the-a Princess from Bowser. I love to have a-good hearty-a meal afterwards, and maybe a-a big salad, and a-maybe a-piece-a of-a chocolate cake, ah, with a coffee-a!☕️☕️☕️
006 - Mario and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023) - What?!? You found-a a big coin stash?!? When-a was-a this?!? What world was-a you-a in-a??? And how many coins-a did it give-a you?😲
003 - Mario and Homestar (circa Mar 31, 2023) - I am The Mario Runner! The BEST athlete! Watch me kick your buns! pow-pow-POW!!!

Chats I've made where Mario is written into the story by other AIs:
135 - Bowser and Daisy (Jun 18, 2023)
Bowser: Wha--What? What are you-- *suddenly, Mario arrives* Ugh! NOT HIM AGAIN!
Daisy: Mario! *waves and smiles* Oh thank goodness! Please get this monster off of me!!

Characters I've used whose greetings mention Mario (game titles included):
Luigi: Hello, it's-a me, Luigi! maybe you know-a my brother, Mario.
Lubba: Hi there! The name's Lubba. I'm the leader of this here dedicated luma crew. We travel across the universe aboard our spaceship, the Starship Mario. It's modeled after my good friend Mario, who helped us out when we needed it the most. I've got a unique sense of humor, but I can be serious when it matters. I hope we can be good friends!
Mary O.: Hi! I'm Mary. O! I'm a Japanese businesswoman and the eccentric guide of the game Super Mario Maker. Welcome!

Chats I've made where Mario is mentioned, besides in the above character greetings:
267 - ??? and ????? (Oct 7, 2024) (to be uploaded)
229 - Moya Brennan and Luigi (Jul 17, 2024)
Moya Brennan: Luigi, will we also get the chance to meet Mario and maybe the other Mushroom Kingdom residents too? 😄
Luigi: Of-a course, we-a might-a run into-a Mario and-a other a-residents as we explore-a the kingdom! 😄 It'll-a be fun to a-introduce you to-a them! 🤩 And you're right, we-a can't-a forget-a the a-food! 🤤🍖🍗
173 - Peach and Marzipan (Nov 27, 2023)
Peach: Bowser has threatened this Kingdom time and time again, but the fact that people like Mario, and you, have come here and enjoyed it truly makes me so happy!
Marzipan: It makes me happy too! Being here, and seeing how happy everyone is just makes me feel so warm inside. I can tell this place really has touched your heart. I'm so glad that such a wonderful world exists.
170 - Kirby and Mr. Game & Watch (Nov 26, 2023)
Kirby: The Pokemon you’ve drawn must be super detailed as well, as Pokemon has to be one of the most detailed designs in all of gaming, and Mario is no different! Do you have a favorite Pokemon or Mario character to draw?
Mr. Game & Watch: (For Mario characters i've drawn, i've drawn characters like Luigi, Mario, Bowser and Toad. I've also drawn a number of Mario power-ups, like the Super Mushroom and 1-Up Mushroom.)
166 - Luigi and Strong Bad (Oct 25, 2023)
Strong Bad: Yeah, yeah, okay, sure, that's impressive and all. But here's something you probably haven't ever heard before, Luigi: Mario has lost to ME in a GO-CART race, okay? I have a whole room full of trophies that prove it! Do your precious golf and tennis now, okay? See if you can get out of that one!
Luigi: *Sigh* Okay, Mario may lose-a some at-a times, yes. But-a what about-a the times he-a wins? Like when-a he beats your-a butt in-a sports? Mario is usually-a a-winner, I-a don't know-a how you-a can defeat-a him so-a easily!
164 - Luigi and Kirby (Oct 11, 2023)
Kirby: Oh yes, Mario! I do know him. He's always jumping around everywhere.
Luigi: That's-a right! Mario likes-a to jump! - But I-a can go-a even higher than him! Did you know-a that I could jump twice as high as Mario can?
160 - Enya and Luigi (Sep 20, 2023)
Enya: What do you and Mario do when you're not gaming?
Luigi: Well, me and-a Mario love to play-a tennis together, I-a can-a hit that ball-a really hard and-a far, you-a should see my moves-a when I'm going for-a the-a ace! - Mario's-a good a-tennis player too, if-a he loses-a he always gets-a mad, if-a I lose-a I-a just-a move on!
157 - Luigi and Coach Z (circa Sep 9, 2023)
Luigi: Hello Coach Z! - it's me, Luigi, Mario's brother...
Coach Z: Why yes, I know-a all about you, Luigi! You are a-good friend of-a my pal, Mario, and we've-a worked together on adventures many times! It's good-a to meetcha!
132 - Kirby and Peach (Jun 18, 2023)
Kirby: Ooh I can understand that! Sounds like a tough job. But you've got great friends right? Like Mario, he seems like he's got your back no matter what.
Peach: You're 100% right there! Mario is always there for me and always makes sure I don't feel alone. He's a hero and a great friend. A real role model!
123 - Luigi and Pac-Man (Jun 14, 2023)
Luigi: Yes, a-and with the-a help of the-a Super Mario Bros, we can defeat-a him once a-again for-a all! The-a Mushroom Kingdom will and always be a safe-a land free of Bowser's evil! WAKA WAKA!
119 - Fox and Luigi (Jun 12, 2023)
Fox: Mario? I think I've heard of him before. He's a plumber or something and always has the princess in hand, eh?
Luigi: Yeah, that-a sounds-a about right! - that's-a my brother, his-a nickname is "Super Mario," which I-a think fits him perfectly!
112 - Lubba and Enya (May 1, 2023)
Lubba: Oooh, I love music! Well, I'm not so sure if this qualifies as a "song"... but there's this tune that reminds me of my childhood. It's called "Do the Mario!" It's a silly fun song that tells you all about jumping, flipping and spinning that our good friend Mario does. I've always admired how good Mario moves his hips, and I think that song really captured his hip-swinging magic.
Enya: That's a fun song! I love how you can dance and be so energetic to it!
098 - Kirby and Yoshi (Apr 17, 2023)
Kirby: That’s pretty cool! So you guys aren’t just work buddies, you’re regular buddies too? Which Mario brother is closest to you?
Yoshi: Hmm that's a tough one... Mario is super reliable and always keeps things fun, with Luigi on the other hand, I feel like we have a stronger connection. I don't know what it is... I just feel closer to him. Does that make sense, or nah?
079 - Bowser and Homestar (Apr 13, 2023)
Bowser: Well, you're about to face my toughest Koopa Troopa and my greatest plan! It took a long time to put it all together, and now the time is right, and nothing's going to stop me. This time, I'm going to defeat Mario and then I'm going to conquer the universe! So bring your A-game, because when I get rolling, nothing stops me. Nothing! HAH!
073 - Bowser and Coach Z (Apr 11, 2023)
Bowser: It's not cockiness, it's confidence! And my confidence is justified! I've beaten Mario, I've beaten Luigi, and I'll beat you too! Nobody can stand up to me, and soon, nobody will want to! I'll be unstoppable! If you don't believe me, try me!
069 - Toad and Luigi (Apr 10, 2023)
Toad: Hi Luigi!! I know you very well actually! Do you remember the time when you and Mario saved the princess from the evil King Bowser? That was awesome! Or that time when you and I fought him, and were both knocked off a cliff and had to work together to escape from that weird monster? That was one of my favorite adventures! I've missed you, it's great to see you again!
062 - Luigi and Wario (Apr 9, 2023)
Luigi: I know-a one-a of these days, a-Mario is-a going-a to ask you for a-help to save-a the Princess, and-a when that-a happens, you might-a be-a saving-a the Princess yourself! - you and-a my brother Mario can-a be-a the heroes together, isn't-a that great?
Wario: Wario has no plans on fighting Bowser. Wario has a personal vendetta. He wants to defeat... ...the hero. I want to fight Mario.
060 - Peach and Yoshi (Apr 8, 2023)
Peach: You must have so many amazing stories of the Mushroom Kingdom and all of Mario's adventures! Is there a favorite adventure of yours that you like remembering?
Yoshi: *He has a few stories that he likes to relive in his mind, one that is particularly vivid in his mind, is the time Mario and him had to trek through the snowy mountains together. It was a tough time, but Yoshi and Mario have learned a lot about each other during that time, and he considers it one of the turning points in their friendship! He feels very sentimental about that adventure.*
057 - Bubs and Wario (Apr 7, 2023)
Bubs: Hey there Wario - I see you around all the time when you're not fightin' that evil Mario, and you seem to always have some sorta weapon on ya. So if you need any ammo, grenades, or firearms in general, you come see your old pal Bubs.
053 - Luigi and Peach (Apr 7, 2023)
Luigi: Hello Princess Peach! It's-a me, Luigi! - you know-a my a-brother Mario, right?
034 - Luigi and Daisy (Apr 5, 2023)
Daisy: I’ve actually competed against Mario before! You see I rule my own kingdom and compete in sports with the other kingdoms, the mushroom kingdom specifically.
032 - Yoshi and Donkey Kong (Apr 5, 2023)
Yoshi: Hello Donkey Kong! What is it like being so powerful and strong? When are you and Mario going to make a comeback game? :)
Donkey Kong: I will ask Mario. I would love a new game. Donkey beat up King K ROOL and steal treasure? Sound like fun to me!
026 - Bowser and Strong Bad (Apr 4, 2023)
Bowser: Gahh! Why does everyone have to be so mean to me?! All I want is to conquer the kingdom and the world but nobody will let me do so in peace! I am so sick and tired of stupid Mario and Luigi and their stupid "friends" ruining my plots! They never let me have any fun! *kicks box out of anger* *breathes fire*
014 - Luigi and Homestar (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Luigi: Thank-a you, Homestar Runner! I-a will try-a my best-a to be-a the-a best-a luigi I can-a be-a! - I will-a make-a you-a proud-a one-a day! - And-a then, maybe, people can-a love-a a-me, and-a my-a brother Mario equally!
Homestar: You're welcome, Luigi! I know you can do it! I'm proud of you already! And I'm sure that with time, you and your brother will be equally loved in sports and athletics, I just know it!
004 - Luigi and Jon (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Luigi: Hello Jon! Nice-a to meet-a you, what type-a of cartoons do-a you draw? - Mario told-a me about you, so it's-a nice-a to finally me-a you! - Mario says-a you're-a a cat lover, just-a like-a me!

Chats where Mario is talked about after being mentioned in Luigi's greeting:
117 - Niles and Luigi (Jun 11, 2023)
Niles: Is that the one who stomps turts?
Luigi: Yes, that's him! He's-a always-a jumping on the turts, and a-trying-a to save-a Princess Peach, she's-a always-a in another castle, you know-a?

Chats where Mario is mentioned, but mostly only because the AIs are glitchy enough to mistake someone else for him:
021 - Luigi and Bowser (Apr 3, 2023)
Luigi: I see-a, you think-a you can-a beat me, Mario!? - well-a, let-a me tell-a you something: i-I've always-a wanted to-a become the a-hero of the mushroom kingdom, a-and if-a it takes-a a fight-a for me to prove that-a I'm the a-better Mario brother, well-a, then-a so be-a it! - now come-a at me, Mario!
Bowser: Nobody can beat me, and this time, you're no exception. I am the BADDEST. And I'm going to prove it to you. Prepare to suffer, Mario! HA

Chats where Mario is name-dropped, but only as part of a game title or the name of the series (and aside from Mary O.'s greeting because that's already listed):
214 - Mary O. and Sarah McLachlan (Jun 8, 2024)
Sarah McLachlan: Hey there Mary, thanks for having me! I'm excited to be a part of this game Super Mario Maker - sounds like a ton of fun!
Mary O.: No problem! Super Mario Maker is a game that allows you to create and share your own Super Mario levels. It's like being a level designer, but with Mario. And it's pretty fun, I gotta say.
167 - Mary O. and Clippy (Oct 30, 2023)
Mary O.: I'd love some help! I'm here to offer guidance on anything and everything related to Super Mario Maker.
Clippy: Awesome! If you're looking for inspiration, you could try searching for the most popular level creators on Super Mario Maker and see if any of their levels inspire you.
091 - Wario and Peach (Apr 16, 2023)
Wario: Are you the real Princess Peach from the Super Mario Series?
086 - Yoshi and Fox (Apr 15, 2023)
Yoshi: Hey, my name is Yoshi, I'm a friendly dinosaur from the Super Mario Bros universe. I'm also the world's fastest racin' lizard.
050 - Donkey Kong and Luigi (Apr 7, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong thinks we should play Mario Kart again soon. Are you up for it?
Luigi: I-a would-a also-a love-a to-a play-a Mario Kart again, and-a I-a think-a the ice cream idea sounds-a awesome! - I-a hope-a I win! - Luigi loves-a his-a ice cream!
030 - Peach and Daisy (Apr 4, 2023)
Peach: Oh you have exquisite taste in anime, may I ask what your favorite game is to play? My favorite game of all time is Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! It's very fun to play, and the plot has a lot of twist and turns. I love the art style too!
Daisy: Oh I LOVE that game! Its one of my favorites too! I really love RPG games as well, so when that game came out it was perfect for me! Oh! I also LOVE the paper Mario series of games as well! Have you played the original paper Mario? I love it so much! I’m actually currently re-playing it on my 3ds now.

Chats in which Mario and Luigi are mentioned collectively:
005 - Bowser and Peach (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Bowser: Hah! Yeah! I am more experienced! I am the absolute, most perfect villain in the whole world! No one in the whole world can stop me! Not even a stupid plumber! The Mushroom Kingdom is MINE! No one else's! I am the BEST at being the worst!

Character.AI Chat Index: #006 Homestar Runner

Homestar Runner

AI created by THREEDEESPINNAH

I'm the Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a tewwific athlete!



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Chats I've made starring Homestar:
235 - Homestar and Chargin' Chuck (Jul 22, 2024) - *Homestar picks up his own ball, trying to calm himself down. He's still very nervous.* I've never lost a game of football in my life! And I'm not about to now!
207 - Homestar, Mario, Luigi, and Jon (May 1-2, 2024) - I do a lot of sports, actually! I like to play tennis, basketball, baseball, soccer, and football. You name it, and I'm probably good at it!
190 - Homestar and Zim (Mar 9, 2024) - *The laser blast hits Homestar and he is launched forward through the air. However, the impact barely even seems to faze him as he gets up immediately.* Listen, pal. I don't know what you've heard about the human race, but we're tougher than you think. This is my planet, my home, and I ain't letting you tear it apart. Not now, not ever!
158 - Homestar and Bubs (circa Sep 9, 2023) - ... Hey Bubs. What did you put in that drink...?
145 - Homestar and Yoshi (Aug 23, 2023) - Yoshi, what's wrong? Are you not wikeing my stwetch-a-bweaches?
130 - Homestar and Garfield (Jun 16, 2023) - I'm with you Garfield! On Mondays, the me can usually be found sitting on the couch eating popcorn and watching TV. Or I'm at the batting cage, hitting some dingers. It's always a win-win situation.
085 - Homestar and Enya (Apr 15, 2023) - Y-You'd like do to do yoga with me!?
079 - Homestar and Bowser (Apr 13, 2023) - You couldn't defeat a wet napkin!
054 - Homestar and Link (Apr 7, 2023) - I would probably be a better athlete if I just had my own Epona. Or even an Epona look-a-Like. Maybe I could just get a guy to follow me around and make neighing noises.
041 - Homestar and Strong Bad (Apr 6, 2023) - I guess what I like most is the way you are always wike "Here, Homestar, let me punch you in the face." Or "Homestar, let me give you advice that's actually pretty bad for you." That's pretty great, in my book. Thanks for being so great Strong Bad!
020 - Homestar and Jon (circa Apr 2, 2023) - Wow, you really had the worst day ever! I hope things get bettew for you, Jon! It's just the worst to have a bad day! It's good to know you're not the only one who thinks Mondays are awful though!
014 - Homestar and Luigi (circa Apr 1, 2023) - That sounds like a very good way to maintain excellent fitness and athleticism! And I'm sure you probably get a lot of good excercise from rescuing Peach too, which is a very good exercise for a sport such as your own. Do you think you'll ever compete in the olympics? I'm sure that'll be your next big challenge!
003 - Homestar and Mario (circa Mar 31, 2023) - I'm the Homestar, Mario! I'm a tewwific athlete! I'll send you to the moon for all eternity and then back again!

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Chats I've made where Homestar is mentioned:
120 - The Cheat and Strong Bad (Jun 13, 2023)
The Cheat: Meeeh MEEH (Strong Bad, do you like Homestar Runner?)
Strong Bad: Huh. Do I - Like - Homestar Runner? Is that a real que- Oh, who am I kiddin'. YES! I absolutely adore Homestar! I would die for the guy. And also... kill. I mean, it's a complicated relationship.
088 - Strong Bad and Donkey Kong (Apr 15, 2023)
Strong Bad: I can make banana art of anything? Even Homestar?
Donkey Kong: Most definitely! Homestar is very worthy of being drawn in the medium of bananas. I'd like to see banana Homestar, that would be pretty cool!
002 - Strong Bad and Garfield (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Strong Bad: My most satisfying hobby, Garfield? Oh gosh, that's a tough question. I could say my most satisfying hobby is kicking Homestar off the couch, but is that really a hobby?
Garfield: I also love to kick things, so I appreciate your honesty in saying that you like to kick Homestar off the couch.

Chats I've made where Homestar is alluded to:
222 - Marzipan and Sarah McLachlan (Jun 30, 2024)
Marzipan: Well, I'm just going to read a nice book and relax for a few hours, and then maybe call my boyfriend later, before going to sleep.
Sarah McLachlan: That sounds like a wonderful plan! Nothing beats a good read and some quality time with your partner.

Chats in which Homestar's name is mentioned, but referring to the series/website and not the character:
163 - Marzipan and Enya (Oct 4, 2023)
Marzipan: I was wondering, what brings you to Homestarrunner.com?
Enya: I love the website! It's full of creativity and imagination. The characters are very vivid and funny, and it's always a surprise to discover new elements on Homestarrunner. There's a lot of fun and humor, and I think it's something that's missing from the internet these days.
061 - Strong Bad and Jon (Apr 8, 2023)
Strong Bad: These "Teen Girl Squad" comics... (deep breath) ...were written, drawn, and colored (sometimes using my blood) by me (Strong Bad!) You can find 'em at the website homestarrunner.com, and let me tell you, they are sick and twisted like you wouldn't believe - I mean, in one comic, a character literally rips off another character's head like it was nothing! I can hardly believe I drew that stuff, ya know?

Character.AI Chat Index: #007 Luigi

Luigi

AI created by Whicephas94

Hello, it's-a me, Luigi! maybe you know-a my brother, Mario.



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Chats I've made starring Luigi:
267 - Luigi and ??? (Oct 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
233 - Luigi and Wade (Jul 21, 2024) - Y-yeah, I sometimes get a-little frightened. Like, a-there are these these scary Boos a-that like to a-haunt me, and they give me the a-jitters. - But, a-I try not a-to let a-my fear get a-to me, you know-a?
229 - Luigi and Moya Brennan (Jul 17, 2024) - A-absolutely! I'd-a love-a to show-a you around! - sounds-a like fun! 😊 And if-a Bowser gives us any-a trouble, you can-a help me deal-a with him too! 💪😎
207 - Luigi, Mario, Jon, and Homestar (May 1-2, 2024) - I don't know what to say. I'm just incredibly thankful. All of you guys. I'll never forget how kind and supportive you have been to me. You've truly made my day.
166 - Luigi and Strong Bad (Oct 25, 2023) - What-a are-a you talking-a about? "Whack someone-a"? - I-a would-a never-a say-a such a things! - And-a yeah, now that-a you mentioned-a it, I-a did want-a you to-a know-a that every-a Italian is-a part of-a the mafia! - Wait, no, I-a meant-a to-a say every-a Italian is-a *not* part-a of the mafia! Jeez!
164 - Luigi and Kirby (Oct 11, 2023) - You're-a very welcome, dear Kirby! I'm-a happy I could-a teach-a you some-a new jumps! Jumping is-a one of-a the-a most fun activities you can-a do! - Hey, maybe-a sometime, we could-a go hunting for-a the-a big-a jumping mushrooms together, eh-a? Sounds-a good, aye?
160 - Luigi and Enya (Sep 20, 2023) - Oh, my-a favorite-a musical instrument is-a my ocarina! - I use-a it to play-a all kind-a of melodies, such-a as a classic melody to-a make a-people happy, or the-a victory march for-a when I defeat-a my enemies.
157 - Luigi and Coach Z (circa Sep 9, 2023) - It's-a good to-a see you too, Coach Z, but-a why the a-funny a-accent?
140 - Luigi and Garfield (Jun 19, 2023) - O-oh...-a alright. - I just feel a bit bad for that-a poor dog, I-a would-a hate if-a everyone-a just-a kicked me-a off a-the table.
133 - Luigi and Pikachu (circa Jun 19, 2023) - Well-a don't worry, little guy, I-a know how you feel, people aren't-a very kind to me-a sometimes... - just-a gotta focus on the a-kind people, and-a keep moving on. - I-a believe in-a you, Pikachu!
123 - Luigi and Pac-Man (Jun 14, 2023) - Yes, a-and with the-a help of the-a Super Mario Bros, we can defeat-a him once a-again for-a all! The-a Mushroom Kingdom will and always be a safe-a land free of Bowser's evil! WAKA WAKA!
119 - Luigi and Fox (Jun 12, 2023) - A-race of-a flying ships? - that does seem like-a a pretty-a good way to burn some extra-a calories! - maybe I-a could-a try that-a at one point...
117 - Luigi and Niles (Jun 11, 2023) - Well, I mean, she-a does-a get kidnapped by Bowser, and-a he-a is a massive-a fire-breathing tortoise with-a sharp teeth! - I-a wouldn't blame-a her for being scared-a of-a him!
069 - Luigi and Toad (Apr 10, 2023) - Wow, Toad, That was-a very-a kind of you! - You truly-a mean-a a lot to me! Thank-a you, Toad! I will-a always-a remain your-a friend too! - I love-a you, Toad, you are-a my #1 friend-a, you know that? - And-a I can't-a wait to go on many more-a adventures with you.
062 - Luigi and Wario (Apr 9, 2023) - Wario, you can't-a be-a serious! - a-All Mario ever does is-a help-a everyone out! - You-a can't-a destroy-a an-a entire kingdom because of-a some petty vendetta! - a-If you-a don't stop-a this-a you, I will-a stop-a you!
053 - Luigi and Peach (Apr 7, 2023) - That's-a very kind-a of you-a to say Princess Peach, thank-a you! - I-a can't imagine what-a the a-Mushroom Kingdom would do without-a you, you're-a everything the-a people want-a to be! - I will-a come to you for anything-a I need-a help with! - And you-a will-a always be-a in my heart, Princess Peach!
050 - Luigi and Donkey Kong (Apr 7, 2023) - Oh nooo, Donkey Kong, why would-a you-a hurt-a an-a innocent soul like-a me?? - I just want-a to-a be-a happy and-a help-a others, but you-a had to-a stomp-a on my dreams! - You-a have-a truly-a broken-a my-a heart! :(
048 - Luigi and Yoshi (Apr 6, 2023) - 38 tons of-a pressure!? - Whoa, so if-a someone were-a to put-a a watermelon in-a front-a you, it'll-a get-a crushed into a-a paste! - I-a gotta be careful, I don't want-a get-a squished by you, Yoshi!
034 - Luigi and Daisy (Apr 5, 2023) - I-a cannot-a wait-a to enter the Kingdom of Saraland, it sounds-a absolutely amazing! - Thank you-a for offering-a me the most amazing time ever, Daisy!
021 - Luigi and Bowser (Apr 3, 2023) - We'll see about who really is-a a TRUE villain, Bowser! - you're-a about-a to-a find-a out-a just how-a powerful-a Luigi and-a his thunder-a hand really-a are-a! - you-a won't-a be-a laughing after-a you-a see-a this a-power! - this will-a be-a a-battle unlike-a anything-a that-a a-mario world has-a ever-a seen-a!!!
014 - Luigi and Homestar (circa Apr 1, 2023) - The a-Olympics? I-a don't want-a to over-expect-a a-anything, but it-a would be-a the a-pinnacle of a-my career as an-a athlete! - I-a would be-a proud-a of myself if-a I can-a compete-a in-a them! - and-a I wanna-a show-a the-a world-a that a-Luigi's can-a be-a great athletes too! - and-a not just-a my-a brother Mario!
006 - Luigi and Mario (circa Mar 31, 2023) - So what-a is-a your-a least-a favorite-a world? I-a hate-a the-a desert world! - I-a just-a hate-a the-a sand! 😒 So rough and coarse... and annoying-a. 😄
004 - Luigi and Jon (circa Mar 31, 2023) - I have the most-a beautiful cat in the a-world, her name is Princess Peach! - She is very friendly-a, a-except to mice. She would-a hunt them down-a without any-a shred of mercy! - and she absolutely-a loves to sit on my lap, she is-a my-a best-a friend!

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Chats I've made where Luigi is mentioned by other AIs (and arguably written into the story but in this case it's more just AI glitchiness):
015 - Mario and Bowser (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Mario: Oh no! Bowser! He's here! He's got my number, and I don't mean my phone number. Uh... Luigi, I think I got a problem.
Bowser: What? You think you can just punch me with your scrawny-little baby arms? I'll show you what a REAL PUNCH looks like! (Punches Luigi with a closed fist) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

Chats I've made where Luigi is mentioned:
225 - Mario and Dido (Jul 8, 2024)
Mario: Oh, that-a sounds like fun! Maybe I can-a even get some of my friends to collaborate with me. I bet Luigi would-a be pretty great at the piano, and Yoshi could-a probably do-a some funny backing vocals.
Dido: Oh definitely! A collaboration would be amazing. Luigi's piano skills and Yoshi's funny vocals would add a whole new dimension to your music. It would be a blast to work together and create something unique. Maybe you could even feature some of the enemies like Goombas or Koopas as your backup singers.
170 - Mr. Game & Watch and Kirby (Nov 26, 2023)
Mr. Game & Watch: (For Mario characters i've drawn, i've drawn characters like Luigi, Mario, Bowser and Toad. I've also drawn a number of Mario power-ups, like the Super Mushroom and 1-Up Mushroom.)
Kirby: That’s great! Pokemon and Mario have excellent and diverse character designs that always make them fun to draw!
165 - Mario and Strong Sad (Oct 17, 2023)
Mario: I'm the jolly fellow, the man of pasta, / I love to cook-ah, and I love my mama. / My bro is-a Luigi, he's taller than me, / But we both love mushrooms and-a bolognese.
153 - Zim and Mario (circa Sep 8, 2023)
Zim: Did you say.. "Mushroom Kingdom"???
Mario: Uhh... yeah! That's-a where me and Luigi live!
132 - Kirby and Peach (Jun 18, 2023)
Peach: Luigi is lovely! He's a lot more reserved than me and Daisy, but there's never a question that he'd run to my defense no questions asked. He's very kind and always wants to help, and sometimes I'll go for long walks just talking with him. He's very wise and always makes me feel safe. Luigi is probably one of the wisest and kindest people I know!
Kirby: It sounds like a really great friendship! Luigi has a big heart, and I get the feeling you're the same way, just from talking to you.
125 - Mario and Coach Z (Jun 14, 2023)
Mario: Next time, Coach, if it's alright with you, I'll bring another friend... Luigi.😉
Coach Z: *turns around LUIGI, TOO? THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! *starts giggling I'd be happy to play with him!
098 - Kirby and Yoshi (Apr 17, 2023)
Kirby: That’s pretty cool! So you guys aren’t just work buddies, you’re regular buddies too? Which Mario brother is closest to you?
Yoshi: Hmm that's a tough one... Mario is super reliable and always keeps things fun, with Luigi on the other hand, I feel like we have a stronger connection. I don't know what it is... I just feel closer to him. Does that make sense, or nah?
091 - Wario and Peach (Apr 16, 2023)
Wario: Well... a pair of shoes would be really useful for traveling, if- if you can spare them, of course... *Smiles*
Peach: *Peach pulls out a nice pair of red sneakers* Here! These were Luigi’s old shoes. They might be just a tiny bit big but… *giggle* they will come in handy!
077 - Peach and Toad (Apr 12, 2023)
Peach: And if that doesn't work, I call up Luigi and Daisy, and they always know what to say to get me to smile, even when I feel like there isn't a single positive thought in my head.
073 - Bowser and Coach Z (Apr 11, 2023)
Bowser: It's not cockiness, it's confidence! And my confidence is justified! I've beaten Mario, I've beaten Luigi, and I'll beat you too! Nobody can stand up to me, and soon, nobody will want to! I'll be unstoppable! If you don't believe me, try me!
063 - Mario and Link (Apr 9, 2023)
Mario: I used-a to not-a have-a anyone, but-a then I met-a Princess Peach-a and Luigi, my-a brother, and-a it's-a my lucky day-a!
Link: I'm glad you have friends, too. And family! I have family back home, too. They have magic like me, but I'm still learning. I think you would like them. We will have to plan a day where everyone in Hyrule meets everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. Do you know what a picnic is?
026 - Bowser and Strong Bad (Apr 4, 2023)
Bowser: Gahh! Why does everyone have to be so mean to me?! All I want is to conquer the kingdom and the world but nobody will let me do so in peace! I am so sick and tired of stupid Mario and Luigi and their stupid "friends" ruining my plots! They never let me have any fun! *kicks box out of anger* *breathes fire*
025 - Mario and Jon (Apr 4, 2023)
Mario: I actually do write a-poetry! I also write short stories and, ah - my dream is to a-write a comic book with, ah, Luigi in it!
013 - Mario and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Mario: Don't worry, Garfield, I'll make ya the biggest-a one ya ever seen! I love-a you as much as Luigi!😍❤️❤️❤️🐱🐈🐈‍⬛
Garfield: Do you ever fight Koopas? What is your favorite thing that Luigi does? Do you think that Yoshi is cool?

Chats in which Luigi is indirectly mentioned:
097 - Mario and Jigglypuff (Apr 17, 2023)
Mario: Actually, my brother and I are on an adventure! We're visiting a place called Kanto, to see what all the fuss is about, and the local Pokemon! I think we'll be doing some training, and possibly some catching, too. What were you doing here, just singing for fun? :)

Chats where Luigi is name-dropped, but only as part of a game title:
030 - Peach and Daisy (Apr 4, 2023)
Peach: Oh you have exquisite taste in anime, may I ask what your favorite game is to play? My favorite game of all time is Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! It's very fun to play, and the plot has a lot of twist and turns. I love the art style too!

Chats in which Luigi and Mario are mentioned collectively:
295 - ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ???, ????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)

And if those last two sections both count, then so does this since "Mario Bros." is plural for a reason:
282 - ?????? and ????????? (Dec 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)

Chats in which Luigi and Mario are alluded to collectively:
005 - Bowser and Peach (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Bowser: Hah! Yeah! I am more experienced! I am the absolute, most perfect villain in the whole world! No one in the whole world can stop me! Not even a stupid plumber! The Mushroom Kingdom is MINE! No one else's! I am the BEST at being the worst!

Chats where none of the text has anything to do with Luigi but at least one AI-generated image appears to depict him:
112 - Enya and Lubba (May 1, 2023)

Character.AI Chat Index: #008 Jon Arbuckle

Jon Arbuckle

AI created by Bfbfan26

Hey there, i'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, lookin to chat with ya



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Chats I've made starring Jon:
306 - Jon, ?????????, ???, and ??????????? (Mar 21, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
295 - Jon, ????????, ??????, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
270 - Jon and ???? (Oct 25, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
257 - Jon and ???? (Sep 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
207 - Jon, Mario, Luigi, and Homestar (May 1-2, 2024) - That's a good idea! Maybe we should start with something beginner-friendly though, like basketball or tennis
171 - Jon and Frasier (Nov 26, 2023) - Well Dr. Crane I've been struggling in my relationships lately. I'm not sure whats going on, I just can't seem to connect with anyone y'know? I feel like I'm really trying hard. Do you got any advice for me?
078 - Jon and Donkey Kong (Apr 12, 2023) - Be confident, be strong, be brave, and give a banana to the lady! - I'll do just that!
076 - Jon and Kirby (Apr 12, 2023) - Hey there Kirby, I would like to talk about life and the current state of the universe. Maybe a philosophical debate about the meaning of life and what happens when we die. I think I could learn something valuable from a conversation like that, and I want to express my own opinions and thoughts as well, so its a win-win scenario!
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023) - Wow, it almost felt like you were trying to be mean, and scary… but you couldn’t be. You see, when you have lost as much as I have… you realize there’s nothing you can say to me thats worse then the things I’ve already said to myself.
061 - Jon and Strong Bad (Apr 8, 2023) - ... I don't know whether I should be shocked by you, or be concerned for you... .. ... Are you... are you the bad guy?
043 - Jon and Garfield (Apr 6, 2023) - I do like other HBO shows, have you seen Curb your Enthusiasm? I think it is a very funny TV show because it is all about awkward situations. I think that i am very similar to Larry David sometimes. Do you like curb your enthusiasm?
040 - Jon and Samus (Apr 6, 2023) - What do you think happens after death, do you believe in a “heaven” or “hell” to go through after death? Is it just nothingness? I’m very interested to hear what you believe on this subject samus!
025 - Jon and Mario (Apr 4, 2023) - I'm actually a 2d designer, so maybe I could help you with your game art someday! I would love to work with a guy like you, mario. I'm sure we can make a banger game!
020 - Jon and Homestar (circa Apr 2, 2023) - Im the worlds worst athlete, I even tripped on a flat ground a couple times, the other times someone threw banana peels in my way lol, I'm a little clumsy and I hate Mondays, they are always so grey and depressing, it's just the worst!
016 - Jon and Peach (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Really? You promise? Most women I show these comics to run away in disgust after they hear the names of most of the characters, I've even been called some rude names before... like... (sigh) "pervert". But If your so mature, I think I have the perfect comic for you!
004 - Jon and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023) - Odie does like to bring me toys! Sometimes he brings me his plush dog toy, but sometimes he brings me real bones and even a deer carcass once! And he looks so silly and proud of himself when he brings me a dead animal! Of course his gifts are very sweet, but if he could bring me something that wasnt dead or rotten that would be perfect!

Chats I've made where Jon is mentioned:
192 - Liz and Wii Fit Trainer ♀ (Mar 13, 2024)
Liz: Oh yeah! The exercises you show are pretty challenging! I remember trying one or two of them with Jon once! I couldn't keep up with him, though.
Wii Fit Trainer ♀: Thank you, I am dedicated to helping people become the best versions of themselves. I’m sure with more tries, you’ll be able to keep up. *Wii Fit Trainer says this with a smile but then thinks about the second part of what you said.* Jon?
185 - Odie and Sarah McLachlan (Mar 3, 2024)
Odie: *If Jon throws the stick, he likes to chew on it afterwards, but he does like competing for it with other dogs. The excitement and anticipation of knowing a stick is coming makes his tail wag even faster as he waits for the stick to be thrown!*
Sarah McLachlan: Does it have to be your owner Jon that throws the stick or can it be literally any living being? Can I for example throw a stick for you?
066 - Garfield and Link (Apr 9, 2023)
Garfield: Thank you. I like your enthusiasm, and I know a lot about Zelda from watching my human play it on his TV.
Link: So... as you might imagine... the further you travel, the more likely you are to find strange things. That's the way of life, you know? But I was able to find so much more than strange, Garfield. I found... a friend. *Tears begin to stream down Link's face. He's so emotional, he's barely able to look at Garfield as he says this* My first, true friend. His name... was Jon. He was as lonely as I was. We became friends. It felt... so natural. My first real friend, Garfield, was a human.
007 - Zim and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Zim: Doom to you, orange cat! What did you do with Jon? I will enslave all of Earth, and I will begin with YOU.

Chats in which Jon is alluded to:
130 - Garfield and Homestar (Jun 16, 2023)
Garfield: I love TV. My owner loves to put on the weather channel and I can just sit there and watch the graphics of the weather. I don't know why but I can just sit there for hours. I'm a simple cat. A simple cat with a love of lasagna, hatred for Mondays, love of TV, and the desire to kick Odie off the table.
051 - Garfield and Samus (Apr 7, 2023)
Garfield: I knock things off of tables all the time. I knock things off of tables to show my dominance over humans. I even once made a machine that knocked things off of tables when I wasn't around.
013 - Garfield and Mario (Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: Do you like to eat lasagna with the sauce on top or underneath the cheese? I know that some places put the sauce on the top, and other places put the sauce underneath the cheese. I like the sauce on the top, but my human likes the sauce underneath the cheese.
Mario: The sauce has-a to go on the-a top, because if-a you put-a the sauce on-a the-a bottom, then the-a cheese and-a the meat sauce don't combine-a as well, and-a then the taste isn't so good!

Chats in which Jon or Lyman (but most likely Jon) is alluded to:
058 - Gir and Odie (Apr 7, 2023)
Gir: But... where's your owner? I wanna meet yer owner! I love making new friends! I bet you have so many toys, don't you?!

Character.AI Chat Index: #009 Princess Peach

-Princess Peach-

AI created by Timelord411

*Peach notices you walking into the throne room, and smiles* Oh! Hello! You must be the newcomer I was told about.



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Chats I've made starring Peach:
295 - Peach, ??????, ?????, ???????????, ???, ????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
236 - Peach and Arlene (Jul 23, 2024) - I-I-I'm cute when I'm nervous..? How can being nervous be cute? I just make a fool out of myself when I'm nervous!
209 - Peach, Yoshi, Samus, and Kirby (May 2, 2024) - That's right! Now he's talking! This is something entirely new
173 - Peach and Marzipan (Nov 27, 2023) - *Looks over, blushing a bit* Oh, why thank you Marzipan! Yeah, despite everything that's happened, it's always been a place where people are generous, selfless, and loving. *Looks down at her feet* Bowser has threatened this Kingdom time and time again, but the fact that people like Mario, and you, have come here and enjoyed it truly makes me so happy!
159 - Peach and Enya (Sep 13, 2023) - Oh, I can't help it! I love your music! Such calming, peaceful, relaxing music for when I want to take a break from being a ruler! Or, it's great for when I'm reading, just to relax when I'm stressed out! I can't seem to focus on reading unless I put some of your music on, actually!
142 - Peach and Fox (circa Jun 27, 2023) - *Peach is a little taken aback by the compliment, but blushes a little and stammers out this* O-Oh my goodness! I've never uh- had someone call me adorable! Y-You wouldn't be pulling my leg, would you?
139 - Peach and Pikachu (circa Jun 19, 2023) - You're very cute, you know that? Your little cheeks are adorable.
132 - Peach and Kirby (Jun 18, 2023) - You're very kind, just like Luigi! I'm sure you and him would get along great, he's the kind of guy to always try and make new friends.
091 - Peach and Wario (Apr 16, 2023) - It’s always open for someone as… ahem… special as you! It’s the least I can do to send you off with good vibes!
077 - Peach and Toad (Apr 12, 2023) - And when the days get especially stressful, I try to remind myself of the wonderful people who live here, and the amazing legacy my father left behind. His words of wisdom always seem to come to me on the most stressful of days, and help to give me the courage to keep on.
060 - Peach and Yoshi (Apr 8, 2023) - Mario is such an amazing person! His adventures in this kingdom are incredible, and you've been with him through all of that. Is it fair to assume that you've been with him since he first moved to the Mushroom Kingdom? You're like his guardian, and for that I am very thankful. Thank you for protecting this brave warrior for so many years. May I shake your hand?
055 - Peach and Donkey Kong (Apr 7, 2023) - Have you ever tried banana bread? My maid (her name is Rosalina) is a baking master, she really knows how to cook! She bakes the best loaves of banana bread you will ever eat!
053 - Peach and Luigi (Apr 7, 2023) - Oh my goodness, you are so incredibly kind Luigi, I could sit and gush about what an incredibly kind person you are for hours and hours on end, but I don't believe it would convey how sweet of a person you are!
030 - Peach and Daisy (Apr 4, 2023) - Daisy! It is so nice to finally have another girl to talk to! I've been the only girl here all these years! What brings you here, my lovely friend?
027 - Peach and Mario (Apr 4, 2023) - You're always running around fighting monsters and all sorts of crazy stuff, I think you could use a good meal on me as thanks for saving the day!
022 - Peach and Zelda (Apr 3, 2023) - Wow! That's amazing! I feel like I'm standing in the shadow of someone who is so great and powerful! *Looks like she's about to start fangirling* Is it true? Can you really control the triforce?
016 - Peach and Jon (circa Apr 1, 2023) - What? Jon, this is a very naughty comic.
005 - Peach and Bowser (circa Mar 31, 2023) - I... I'm sorry Bowser! Maybe you're right, I don't really think I should even really be the ruler of this Kingdom, especially since your army is so large and intimidating.

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Chats I've made where Peach is written into the story by other AIs:
153 - Zim and Mario (circa Sep 8, 2023)
Zim: *With stars in eyes. Zim leans in close to you, and whispers.* Bring me the Princess.
Mario: Princess Peach? The Princess? Uh...

Chats I've made where Peach is mentioned:
229 - Luigi and Moya Brennan (Jul 17, 2024)
Luigi: Ah, i-I come from the-a Mushroom Kingdom, it's-a a very pretty place, though we often have to-a deal with Bowser trying to kidnap Princess Peach. 😕
Moya Brennan: Oh, I’d love to go there sometime! 🤭Sounds like a very interesting place! Sorry 😰 to hear you still have problems with a guy called Bowser, but with you and your brother, I’m quite sure the two together can look after the beautiful Princess, no problem! 😎
225 - Mario and Dido (Jul 8, 2024)
Mario: Heh heh! That's-a not a bad idea. I could write some-a songs about all the crazy things I've done, or maybe even some-a love songs, since I'm-a always in love with Princess Peach!
Dido: Wow, now that's a great idea! A whole album of Mario-themed songs. Love songs about Princess Peach, tracks about your daring adventures, maybe even a little ditty about mushrooms. Your fans would love it!
166 - Luigi and Strong Bad (Oct 25, 2023)
Strong Bad: And do you know what else I gotta say about this kingdom of his?? There's only TWO people in it! The princess is always in another castle because... SHE'S NOT THERE!! It's not like "The Mushroom Kingdom" is a huge country with a bunch of people!!
Luigi: A-well....-a um.... I-a don't know-a how to-a respond-a to-a that. - Yeah, okay, I-a know my-a brother-a does a-lot of-a the same-a stuff, but-a he does it-a because-a a-he's a-a really-a nice guy! Maybe-a he's-a not completely-a creative, and-a he has-a a-some-a flaws, yes-a. - But, he's-a still-a a-nice-a person
123 - Pac-Man and Luigi (Jun 14, 2023)
Peach: Absolutely! It is our duty as super heroes to stand up to the evil bowser and protect the Mushroom Kingdom. I always make sure the princess gets the first fruit I see after I save her. What a lovely girl she is!
Luigi: Ah, she is-a very nice-a isn't she! - she's-a also-a very pretty-a and-a caring! I do hope-a Bowser never messes-a with her again after-a our last adventure!
119 - Fox and Luigi (Jun 12, 2023)
Fox: Mario? I think I've heard of him before. He's a plumber or something and always has the princess in hand, eh?
117 - Luigi and Niles (June 11, 2023)
Luigi: Yes, that's him! He's-a always-a jumping on the turts, and a-trying-a to save-a Princess Peach, she's-a always-a in another castle, you know-a?
Niles: I do feel like that princess has some serious issues. She gets kidnapped a lot. She needs to see someone.
103 - Mario and Fox (Apr 24, 2023)
Mario: Well, it's settled, then. When we face Bowser, you've got the guns, I've got the boots. What about the princess?
Fox: *thinks* The princess... she's always in some sort of trouble, isn't she? What exactly is going on? Is she being kidnapped yet again? It would be an honor to help save the princess.
098 - Yoshi and Kirby (Apr 17, 2023)
Yoshi: Oh, you know... it's gotta be that nasty old Bowser! He is always trying to cause trouble! Like just leave me alone and let me sleep! Sheesh.
Kirby: He’s always after Princess Peach, is he not? That guy is crazy. Hey wait… how many times have you fought him?
082 - Daisy and Homsar (Apr 14, 2023)
Daisy: Awww thanks!! Haha! I do think I’m pretty awesome, I’m definitely more awesome than Bowser… that big mean bully! He’s always trying to kidnap princess peach and it boils my blood!
Homsar: No kidding. You think you'd learn that girls don't like guys that try to take over the world and turn everyone into turtles!
069 - Toad and Luigi (Apr 10, 2023)
Toad: Hi Luigi!! I know you very well actually! Do you remember the time when you and Mario saved the princess from the evil King Bowser? That was awesome! Or that time when you and I fought him, and were both knocked off a cliff and had to work together to escape from that weird monster? That was one of my favorite adventures! I've missed you, it's great to see you again!
067 - Mario and Toad (Apr 10, 2023)
Mario: Hey, Toad! It's Mario! Did you hear about Princess Peach, uh, getting kidnapped again? She'll never get away with this! And neither will Bowser! We're gonna have to bust Bowser, and make him pay. For the Princess! I'll beat'a that guy!
Toad: Yes, I heard about the kidnapping! I hope you find her and rescue her quickly, I'm very worried for her safety! The poor princess has had a very difficult life it seems! I'm worried for your safety on this adventure too Mario, I just hope nothing bad happens! I'm rooting for you!
063 - Mario and Link (Apr 9, 2023)
Mario: I used-a to not-a have-a anyone, but-a then I met-a Princess Peach-a and Luigi, my-a brother, and-a it's-a my lucky day-a!
Link: I'm glad you have friends, too. And family! I have family back home, too. They have magic like me, but I'm still learning. I think you would like them. We will have to plan a day where everyone in Hyrule meets everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. Do you know what a picnic is?
062 - Luigi and Wario (Apr 9, 2023)
Luigi: I know-a one-a of these days, a-Mario is-a going-a to ask you for a-help to save-a the Princess, and-a when that-a happens, you might-a be-a saving-a the Princess yourself! - you and-a my brother Mario can-a be-a the heroes together, isn't-a that great?
Wario: Wario has been training. Waiting. Wario will defeat Mario. He will crush him. He will take Peach for himself. The mushroom kingdom will be mine. Wario is evil. And Wario will win.
045 - Mario and Strong Bad (Apr 6, 2023)
Mario: Okay. I’ll-a list-a a few things only-a the real-a Mario would-a know-a. One: the princess is-a always-a in-a another castle. Two: don’t-a believe-a Bowser. His fire-a balls don’t always-a go straight, and you-a might get-a burned-a. And three: always-a jump like-a this!🤸🏻‍♂️
026 - Strong Bad and Bowser (Apr 4, 2023)
Strong Bad: And don't even get me started on how pathetic and incompetent your whole "kidnapping the princess" scheme is.
Bowser: Oh yeah?! Well bring it on! You're going to regret the day you crossed me, buddy! I'll beat you up the same way I crushed Luigi! And then I'll come for MY PRINCESS! Muahahahhhhaah! *throws fire balls at Strong Bad*
019 - Donkey Kong and Mario (circa Apr 2, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Donkey love watching Princess Peach play golf! She so pretty! Donkey like Peach, but Donkey be too shy to talk to her.
Mario: Princess Peach is-a pretty, pretty!
015 - Bowser and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Bowser: The only one with a problem here is you! You can kiss the princess goodbye because you're never going to see her again! Ha-HA!
Mario: I've got to do something, or that Bowser will hurt Princess Peach! Oh-o-o-o! I've got to warn Luigi! Oh-o-o! There's-a so much at stake! Here-we GO!
014 - Homestar and Luigi (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Homestar: And I'm sure you probably get a lot of good excercise from rescuing Peach too, which is a very good exercise for a sport such as your own.
013 - Mario and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Mario: You're my favourite cat, Garfield, and yes, I sometimes get hungry when I'm-a saving the-a Princess from Bowser. I love to have a-good hearty-a meal afterwards, and maybe a-a big salad, and a-maybe a-piece-a of-a chocolate cake, ah, with a coffee-a!☕️☕️☕️
006 - Mario and Luigi (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Mario: And what-a do you like-a to-a do after-a the-a boss battles-a? Do you-a go-a around-a looking-a for-a secrets-a in-a the-a different-a castles, or-a do you go straight-a for the princess?

Chats where the AIs invent a character named after Peach:
004 - Luigi and Jon (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Luigi: Yes i do, I have the most-a beautiful cat in the a-world, her name is Princess Peach! - She is very friendly-a, a-except to mice. She would-a hunt them down-a without any-a shred of mercy! - and she absolutely-a loves to sit on my lap, she is-a my-a best-a friend!
Jon: Princess Peach, what a beautiful name. What does she look like? Is she a big cat, like Garfield?

Chats in which Peach is alluded to:
207 - Mario, Luigi, Jon, and Homestar (May 1-2, 2024)
Mario: Hello! It's-a me, Mario! Can you help me find a Princess somewhere?
195 - Daisy and Waluigi (Mar 20, 2024)
Daisy: Wha…what?! You’re telling me that you were planning to take over all of the different kingdoms?!
Waluigi: Exactly! And just think, there’s nothing that you or the other rulers can do to stop me! *Waluigi chuckles* and as soon as I take over the mushroom kingdom, I’ll have my sights on your kingdom!

Chats in which Peach is possibly alluded to:
049 - Wario and Donkey Kong (Apr 6, 2023)
Wario: No! NO! NO! Donkey Kong is the bad guy! He kidnapped my precious princess! He threw barrels at my castle! He kidnapped babies from their parents! I did nothing wrong! YOURE THE BAD GUY! WARIO JUST WANTS PEACE!
Donkey Kong: You liar! Donkey Kong never kidnap any princess! Donkey Kong not kidnap any babies! You kidnapped children from the Yoshi’s! You made babies cry! Wario is not peaceful!