matt1993: (infinite-paragraph essay)
2011-03-28 10:30 pm

Arguments for and against AUTHOR CANCELLED

I just worked on the rough draft of my research paper for 4 or 5 hours. Guess what I managed to finish? Editing the outline. About half of the introduction. A tiny bit of one body paragraph. And that's all I have to show for myself. And I only have 2 more days to work on it.

"Research Paper of the Apocalypse" is an understatement now. So is "Research Paper of the Apocalypse of the Apocalypse". In fact, even...

10 print "Research Paper"
20 print " of the Apocalypse"
30 goto 20
40 end

...is an understatement, because at this rate, I'll be done by Thursday. No, not the Thursday it's due on - the one after that. Which is also two days after the Day of Frozen Pets (it gets tedious to say "the 666th day after my first 666 dream" over and over).

Speaking of the Day of Frozen Pets, today I realized that that's 100 days before my birthday. Scary...

Anyways, don't expect to see me for a LOOOOOOONG time. :(

Your reposted entry will be due in 4000 B.C. NO late papers!
matt1993: (updated prtsc land me)
2009-03-30 09:19 pm

I can't...remember...cereal...

I just finished spending 3 hours writing a rough draft of a rough draft of my research paper... I'm so wiped out. *passes out, just happening to hit Ctrl+V to paste the obligatory quiz and submit this post*

You'd have a 80% chance of surviving
QuizGalaxy.com
You have a very good chance of surviving a T-Rex attack. You are very smart and know how to survive in the wild. You would be first in line if there was ever a real Jurassic Park.


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