I think this part ...'assuming everything is sexist'... gave it away for me... :D

:) I know pretty much all of my April Fool's pranks on LJ are pretty obvious, but that doesn't stop me from having fun with them. :D

So, how did your day go? How was your conference?

The conference actually went pretty well! All this time, I knew on some level that it would probably go pretty well but that packing what I need to bring, riding over to the hotel, checking in, unpacking everything, packing everything again on the last day, etc. would be a lot of work - and that ended up being enough to stress me out until I was actually there.